myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Tenderizes meat with a sledgehammer.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Mistakes me for Gallagher.

[Seight]

Knows the deep lore behind the multiple Gallaghers

[discolé monade]

has been known to grab 20 of his closest friends...to run the opposite directiion during a marathon. 

[The_annoying_one]

Once organized a marathon from Washington State all the way to Florida. Very few people participated and none survived.

[mthor]

Enters the Publishers' Clearing House Sweepstakes every year without fail, using a different alias each time.

[discolé monade]

was on an episode of romper room. 

 

[The_annoying_one]

Is writing a book about how to write books.

[discolé monade]

is writing a book about how to write about writing books. 

[-Kudasai-]

Tells people about that one time at band camp 

[The_annoying_one]

Once called in sick to work because of a hangnail.

[-Kudasai-]

Had to go to therapy after encoutering Turbo Tunnel from Battletoads 

Edited April 23, 2025 by Mode 7

[Seight]

The Internet's foremost expert on WMAC Masters

[discolé monade]

went to dallas, because he heard about a woman named debby....that does stuff.

[-Kudasai-]

Isn't allowed to read to children at the library after she "accidentally" read them instructions on how to hide a handcuff key in your denture plate.

Edited March 29, 2025 by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Gets royalty checks every time someone mentions Battletoads.

[discolé monade]

likes to sit on his porch, attempting to play a banjo whenever someone walks by, and let's them know what mighty fine lips they have for a little piggy. 

Edited March 29, 2025 by discolé monade
typos bleh

[The_annoying_one]

Does the same thing, but with a rifle, and says “I’m your Huckleberry”.

[scoobdog]

Does the same thing, but in a torn up flight suit saying “Every time we go up there, it’s like flying with a ghost.”

[Seight]

Does the same thing, but with a cell phone, and says "SHOW ME THE MONEY!"

[-Kudasai-]

Was almost eaten by Disco's two pet komodo dragons Bruno and Bobo after he tried to break into her house. 

[discolé monade]

has practiced with the best jugglers in cirque de soleil. never actually picked up any balls. 

[-Kudasai-]

Threw a pie at Michael Keaton's face then asked him if he's ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight 

Edited March 29, 2025 by Mode 7

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Plays bass in a skate punk band called Ninja Info Cards. He came up with the name.

[-Kudasai-]

Traded in his guitar for bagpipes 

[discolé monade]

has  auditioned for the 1st ever harmonica seat, in all the philharmonic symphonies across the country. 

no takers yet, but he toots on 

[mthor]

Once worked as a roadie for the chamber orchestra of St. Martin in The Fields.

[-Kudasai-]

Once auditioned for the role of Octopussy

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Plays bass in a grindcore band called The Life Support Machine Called. He came up with the name.

[The_annoying_one]

Is in talks to play the villain in the next Bond movie.

[little_girl_lost]

Can't use the pepper grinder in the kitchen without quoting the snl sketch "fresh-a-pepper, bellissima"

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Has all of Operaman's albums on gatefold double vinyl.

[little_girl_lost]

Gave Massive Headwound Harry his headwound

[The_annoying_one]

Came up with the infamous “Well, isn’t that special?” line.

[-Kudasai-]

Eats Skittles with a spoon

[discolé monade]

invented the spork, so he could eat cereal AND spaghetti. 

[-Kudasai-]

Went fishing a at public fountain and surprisingly actually caught a fish 

Edited March 29, 2025 by Mode 7

[discolé monade]

sells bone in fish sammiches freshly caught in public fountains. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Sells the fish she catches in public fountains to Kudasai so he can make them into sammiches and sell them.

[The_annoying_one]

Sells seashells by the seashore.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Shells seahells by the seahorse.

[-Kudasai-]

Is currently learning how to play Enter Sandman on the bagpipes

[The_annoying_one]

Is working on an album of classic rock covers reimagined in an 8-bit video game format.

[-Kudasai-]

Can play Glycerine by Bush on the harmonica

[Seight]

Did a heavy metal cover of Overkill by Men At Work

[The_annoying_one]

Thinks we’re still in the 80’s.

[-Kudasai-]

Sleeps with a Manyard James Keenan plushie every night

[discolé monade]

 is trying to create every recipe in julia child's 'mastering the art of french cooking'

but he's using margarine. 

[-Kudasai-]

Always says All Terrain Vehicle instead of ATV

Edited March 30, 2025 by Mode 7

[discolé monade]

says ATM machine. 

>_>