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I am blitzed. I remember an old story phillies had said when he smoked too much weed. He said he licked his waifu's butthole in front of his mother, and then she said he needed to see a therapist again. If I correctly recall his waifu was a dakimakura aka body pillow.

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9 hours ago, Insipid said:

I am blitzed. I remember an old story phillies had said when he smoked too much weed. He said he licked his waifu's butthole in front of his mother, and then she said he needed to see a therapist again. If I correctly recall his waifu was a dakimakura aka body pillow.

Yes, specifically one of his obsession, Miku.

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1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Nah, Tsunade's my waifu. :happyjerk:

You know, with her gambling habits, she'd probably be into polymarkets and crypto. Probably traded miku NFTs a few years ago.

Good luck with that, lol

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I can tell I’m old because the food truck has Qr Codes for payment apps but I just handed the guy cash.  No I don’t want to make this more complex than it needs to be.

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I mean, I guess it’s on you no matter what if you document yourself pissing on a grave for social media likes.

I just think it’s way the fuck overboard to catch a felony charge only days after it went viral on Instagram. If there were women or children that saw your penis in the cemetery then that’s a different story.

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On 6/13/2026 at 10:14 PM, Insipid said:

It's probably inappropriate to mention this in the condolences thread, but I never saw a reaction have two pages before.

It was a feat to die for.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry.

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