What Are You Thinking About Right Now?

[-Kudasai-]

I wonder if my father still has his massage table? I don't want to borrow it or anything although I do need to get a new table I just think it's a waste of money buying an expensive piece of equipment if you're not going to use and not being properly trained to use said equipment. It's also stupid to buy a massage table just to impress women if you're only skill is erotic touch something anyone can do why waste money on a table? If you really want to impress her get her the table and show off your trigger point releasing skills now that's a flex.

[Insipid]

This A Christmas Story dog from Raising Cane's is the most adorable thing ever, idgaf. I guess I'm still a sucker for merchandising.

Edited November 22 by Insipid

[-Kudasai-]

I really need the stars to align.

[The_annoying_one]

I really need some food in my house, but there’s no way in hell I’m going shopping on the week of Thanksgiving.

[-Kudasai-]

Congratulations to 7UP for the acquisition of Dr. Pepper I'm sure they're going to waste no time turning that brand into a dust trap and as a Coca-Cola at least you still have Sprite and I'm sure Mr. Pibb is going to do a great job of filling the shoes left behind by Dr. Pepper.

Spoiler

 

 

[The_annoying_one]

This Frankenstein movie isn’t holding my interest at all.

[-Kudasai-]

I was going to make burgers for lunch but then I realized that I forgot to take the buns out of the freezer 🤦🏿‍♂️

[Insipid]

I was watching this AI  generated cyberpunk world on youtube, and it looked really cool . . . but then it showed some neon kanji signs. I was thinking "what the fuck is this? These characters don't exist." Nice to know that kanji still confuses AI.

[The_annoying_one]

I feel like I need to eat something, but I’m kind of scared to.

[UwPp]

Funeral is today. Its fucking open casket. 😭 he wanted to be cremated. But I guess he is after the services? Idk. Its going to be a drama filled time. I can't wait.

Edited November 23 by UwPp

[[classic swim]]

Fuck this beer for spilling all over my chair.

[UwPp]

Saved by the nonverbal autistic niece of mine. She almost climbed into her papa's casket. 🤣 we left to get nuggies and watch cocomelon at home.

[The_annoying_one]

5:30 AM migraines can suck my fucking ass.

[Insipid]

I don't think I'm ever gonna order Popeyes chicken again. Pretty disappointing and expensive. The sandwich is still fire though.

[[classic swim]]

Phone battery constantly eating shit and I’m just over it. Was like that before the cold. Takes like an hour to get to 100 or even 80%, uncharge it and the motherfucker depletes itself to death in 20 minutes tops.

[-Kudasai-]

My bed is calling my name. 

[Insipid]

Vibe coding should have been the word of the year, not fucking 67. Brain rot and enshittification are my favorite coined terms in the past few years, cause I swear that's all the internet is anymore.

[The_annoying_one]

And the perils of being me strike again. I’m alright now, though. Just need to breathe and relax.

[MasqueradeOverture]

I dreamt last night that Clairo's exposed tits were within my grasp.

Then I woke up and immediately exclaimed "Why the FUCK did you dream that?"

[-Kudasai-]

I'm getting ready to leave for work and someone starts ringing my doorbell and knocking on my door like a maniac, I open the door it's a salesman from WOW wanting to get me to switch back to them. I'd sooner go without Internet than ever switch back to WOW.

[naraku360]

The only way I can consistently get rid of hiccups is to lose my temper after trying for 30+ minutes, then hold my mouth shut while screaming until they stop.

Edited Wednesday at 08:11 PM by naraku360

[The_annoying_one]

I’m at that weird point where I’m a little cold, but I feel like any extra heat would just be too much.

[-Kudasai-]

I really hope tomorrow goes the way I really want it to go. I'm keeping my expectations low but I'm crossing my fingers that things will go down the way I want it to go down 🤞🏿.

[-Kudasai-]

Why the hell did my laptop just turn on by itself?

[The_annoying_one]

Here come the inevitable “just checking in” phone calls and texts that only seem to happen on holidays. Whatever.

[-Kudasai-]

This day can't end fast enough because I'm tired as hell. I didn't sleep a wink last night and I'm starting to crash.

[Insipid]

I used chatgpt to help me make mashed potatoes this year. I have to admit, they were the best mashed potatoes I've ever made in my life. 😑

[-Kudasai-]

My plans fell through and I'm actually glad it did.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

I was watching a youtube video about 3 of the largest informercial scammers ever, and the second one mentioned was the direct inspiration for the one-off King of the Hill character Dr. Money, named Tom Vu. I had no idea this specific person was real. And I cannot believe the fact that for his informercial he also filmed himself on a boat with a bunch of bikini girls was also real.

Time stamped to Tom Vu:

 

Edited Friday at 03:14 PM by Doom Metal Alchemist

[[classic swim]]

The state of New Jersey is shaped like an ugly fuck.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

1 hour ago, [classic swim] said:

The state of New Jersey is shaped like an ugly fuck.

It's making me think of Alfred Hitchcock's famous silhouette. 

[UwPp]

Pretty pissed my new credit card doesnt come until Tuesday. You bastards did that on purpose. 

I'm still purchasing the things I needed to get, but I suppose with less of a deal on Tueday than the rest of the weekend. 

 

🙄

[The_annoying_one]

I went to my sister’s house today, and…she already has her Christmas tree up…

I…uh…it’s still November, right? 

[Insipid]

A tooth infection is seriously the worst pain. I'm surprised I didn't break down in tears. Fortunately, the antibiotics are working quickly. I didn't like the grogginess from the hydrocodone.

[André Toulon]

i really do like Sat day morning cartoons more than adult animation....I havent watched my AS/MTV/CC mix in a while

Edited Saturday at 09:52 PM by André Toulon

[The_annoying_one]

It’s kind of sad when the quiet moments are somehow more unnerving than the chaotic ones.

[-Kudasai-]

I've been taking a lot of L's this month hell this entire year to be honest, really need to start getting some W's.

[naraku360]

Packard Does Dallas

Edited Sunday at 07:28 AM by naraku360

[The_annoying_one]

That irritating feeling when pretty interesting YT videos are ruined by narrators with really annoying voices.

[UwPp]

"Watching" Harry potter for the millionth time. 

Been also rewatching the vampire diaries. 😍

 

Anyways, fuck its Monday tomorrow. Which means hopefully by next Monday I'm back working from home. 

 

[The_annoying_one]

I’m supposed to apologize because some people don’t know how to take a fucking joke?

 

[-Kudasai-]

Watching someone out in public with their phone making a tiktok or whatever the hell their doing is surreal. Don't they realize how weird they look just randomly dancing in public or just walking around in public with your phone in your hand talking about some random random Internet bullshit. All the more reason why I don't going out in public because I don't want to get filmed by random ass weirdo.

[André Toulon]

On 4/3/2025 at 7:00 AM, André Toulon said:

Jim Traber needs to retire from sports radio. He get sucked into Internet bullshit, broadcasts it like its fact, then can't admit he got trolled.

He got on the radio and said "did you hear LeBron is retiring after the season". The cohost is like "wut, I've literally not heard that anywhere" So Trabe is like "its on bronny's X, I'll pull it up"....The cohost sat there, waited for him to old man search his bogus topic, then told him its a fake account.

Did Trabe bow out gracefully.....Of course not, he then goes on a dementia fueled rant about April's fools. Like dude, it wasn't even an April fool's joke...its just a fake account posting fake news and you're the moron following it. Just retire, bro....The technology is broken 🤦🏿‍♂️

So nobody at ESPN likes this dude. He got owned by a 6 year old at a live event, and couldn't even finish his set and the Morning Animals are having a field day ripping bro....just retire dude, no one respects you.