What Are You Thinking About Right Now?

[-Kudasai-]

I wonder if my father still has his massage table? I don't want to borrow it or anything although I do need to get a new table I just think it's a waste of money buying an expensive piece of equipment if you're not going to use and not being properly trained to use said equipment. It's also stupid to buy a massage table just to impress women if you're only skill is erotic touch something anyone can do why waste money on a table? If you really want to impress her get her the table and show off your trigger point releasing skills now that's a flex.

[Insipid]

This A Christmas Story dog from Raising Cane's is the most adorable thing ever, idgaf. I guess I'm still a sucker for merchandising.

Edited November 22 by Insipid

[-Kudasai-]

I really need the stars to align.

[The_annoying_one]

I really need some food in my house, but there’s no way in hell I’m going shopping on the week of Thanksgiving.

[-Kudasai-]

Congratulations to 7UP for the acquisition of Dr. Pepper I'm sure they're going to waste no time turning that brand into a dust trap and as a Coca-Cola at least you still have Sprite and I'm sure Mr. Pibb is going to do a great job of filling the shoes left behind by Dr. Pepper.

Spoiler

 

 

[The_annoying_one]

This Frankenstein movie isn’t holding my interest at all.

[-Kudasai-]

I was going to make burgers for lunch but then I realized that I forgot to take the buns out of the freezer 🤦🏿‍♂️

[Insipid]

I was watching this AI  generated cyberpunk world on youtube, and it looked really cool . . . but then it showed some neon kanji signs. I was thinking "what the fuck is this? These characters don't exist." Nice to know that kanji still confuses AI.

[The_annoying_one]

I feel like I need to eat something, but I’m kind of scared to.

[UwPp]

Funeral is today. Its fucking open casket. 😭 he wanted to be cremated. But I guess he is after the services? Idk. Its going to be a drama filled time. I can't wait.

Edited Sunday at 05:53 PM by UwPp

[[classic swim]]

Fuck this beer for spilling all over my chair.

[UwPp]

Saved by the nonverbal autistic niece of mine. She almost climbed into her papa's casket. 🤣 we left to get nuggies and watch cocomelon at home.

[The_annoying_one]

5:30 AM migraines can suck my fucking ass.

[Insipid]

I don't think I'm ever gonna order Popeyes chicken again. Pretty disappointing and expensive. The sandwich is still fire though.

[[classic swim]]

Phone battery constantly eating shit and I’m just over it. Was like that before the cold. Takes like an hour to get to 100 or even 80%, uncharge it and the motherfucker depletes itself to death in 20 minutes tops.

[-Kudasai-]

My bed is calling my name. 

[Insipid]

Vibe coding should have been the word of the year, not fucking 67. Brain rot and enshittification are my favorite coined terms in the past few years, cause I swear that's all the internet is anymore.

[The_annoying_one]

And the perils of being me strike again. I’m alright now, though. Just need to breathe and relax.

[MasqueradeOverture]

I dreamt last night that Clairo's exposed tits were within my grasp.

Then I woke up and immediately exclaimed "Why the FUCK did you dream that?"

[-Kudasai-]

I'm getting ready to leave for work and someone starts ringing my doorbell and knocking on my door like a maniac, I open the door it's a salesman from WOW wanting to get me to switch back to them. I'd sooner go without Internet than ever switch back to WOW.

[naraku360]

The only way I can consistently get rid of hiccups is to lose my temper after trying for 30+ minutes, then hold my mouth shut while screaming until they stop.

Edited Wednesday at 08:11 PM by naraku360

[The_annoying_one]

I’m at that weird point where I’m a little cold, but I feel like any extra heat would just be too much.

[-Kudasai-]

I really hope tomorrow goes the way I really want it to go. I'm keeping my expectations low but I'm crossing my fingers that things will go down the way I want it to go down 🤞🏿.

[-Kudasai-]

Why the hell did my laptop just turn on by itself?

[The_annoying_one]

Here come the inevitable “just checking in” phone calls and texts that only seem to happen on holidays. Whatever.

[-Kudasai-]

This day can't end fast enough because I'm tired as hell. I didn't sleep a wink last night and I'm starting to crash.

[Insipid]

I used chatgpt to help me make mashed potatoes this year. I have to admit, they were the best mashed potatoes I've ever made in my life. 😑

[-Kudasai-]

My plans fell through and I'm actually glad it did.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

I was watching a youtube video about 3 of the largest informercial scammers ever, and the second one mentioned was the direct inspiration for the one-off King of the Hill character Dr. Money, named Tom Vu. I had no idea this specific person was real. And I cannot believe the fact that for his informercial he also filmed himself on a boat with a bunch of bikini girls was also real.

Time stamped to Tom Vu:

 

Edited 8 hours ago by Doom Metal Alchemist

[[classic swim]]

The state of New Jersey is shaped like an ugly fuck.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

1 hour ago, [classic swim] said:

The state of New Jersey is shaped like an ugly fuck.

It's making me think of Alfred Hitchcock's famous silhouette. 

[UwPp]

Pretty pissed my new credit card doesnt come until Tuesday. You bastards did that on purpose. 

I'm still purchasing the things I needed to get, but I suppose with less of a deal on Tueday than the rest of the weekend. 

 

🙄

[The_annoying_one]

I went to my sister’s house today, and…she already has her Christmas tree up…

I…uh…it’s still November, right?