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And to be honest, I'm glad it happened now 'cause it gave us all the kick in the pants we needed to do what we should have done a long time ago. 

For my part, it took me a week,  but I've finally deleted all my old porn website accounts, comments, testimonials, and verification photos.

I also found and removed some potentially ruinous Craigslist personals that were somehow still up. 

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  On 9/25/2024 at 4:11 PM, Mix said:

I've finally deleted all my old porn website accounts, comments, testimonials, and verification photos.

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I was going to make fun of you for commenting on porn, but I have no idea what you mean by testimonials and it definitely sounds funnier.

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She would always make me get on my back on our bed and spread my legs and my cheeks wide so she could spank me between my cheeks until my anus was as red as the outside of my cheeks.

She would stick her fingers in my ass right in front of her parents.

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  On 9/25/2024 at 4:52 PM, scoobdog said:

Sounds like quitter talk to me.

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Not really, I still have my twitter account.

That's all the porn i'll every need.

That's also how I found out me and Ted Cruz follow the same porn actresses. 

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  On 9/25/2024 at 4:11 PM, Mix said:

And to be honest, I'm glad it happened now 'cause it gave us all the kick in the pants we needed to do what we should have done a long time ago. 

For my part, it took me a week,  but I've finally deleted all my old porn website accounts, comments, testimonials, and verification photos.

I also found and removed some potentially ruinous Craigslist personals that were somehow still up. 

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I've tripled down on them and restarted my old porn blog on Xanga

gotta capitalize on the "erotic wood cutting" section of Amish porn while I can

 

*all credit goes to @PresidentOfTheAVClub for the erotic wood cuts joke

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  On 9/25/2024 at 11:32 PM, Mix said:

Not really, I still have my twitter account.

That's all the porn i'll every need.

That's also how I found out me and Ted Cruz follow the same porn actresses. 

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Ugh Ted Cruz’s sloppy seconds.  That’s why I don’t go to Mazatlan anymore.

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  On 9/25/2024 at 4:11 PM, Mix said:

And to be honest, I'm glad it happened now 'cause it gave us all the kick in the pants we needed to do what we should have done a long time ago. 

For my part, it took me a week,  but I've finally deleted all my old porn website accounts, comments, testimonials, and verification photos.

I also found and removed some potentially ruinous Craigslist personals that were somehow still up. 

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Im confused hey I just came back. All my paid ho's are from out of state, and I only paid them because they were loud if I paid them at all...

Like literally loud...bitch in the bar got everyone lookin' at me... I'm not running for president though so I think I'm fine. Whatchu think?

 

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  On 9/27/2024 at 5:18 AM, PhilosipherStoned said:

Im confused hey I just came back. All my paid ho's are from out of state, and I only paid them because they were loud if I paid them at all...

Like literally loud...bitch in the bar got everyone lookin' at me... I'm not running for president though so I think I'm fine. Whatchu think?

 

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What do I think?

"I only paid them because they got loud," sounds like something a candidate for president would say to his lawyer. 

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  On 9/27/2024 at 5:18 AM, PhilosipherStoned said:

Im confused hey I just came back. All my paid ho's are from out of state, and I only paid them because they were loud if I paid them at all...

Like literally loud...bitch in the bar got everyone lookin' at me... I'm not running for president though so I think I'm fine. Whatchu think?

 

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Wait...

How are they "paid hos" if you usually don't pay them?

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  On 9/27/2024 at 8:32 PM, Mix said:

Well, you know how dine and dash works, right?

Same principle applies

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That's what I'm asking, because if he's dine and dashing a prostitute he fucked under the pretense of compensation....

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  On 9/27/2024 at 9:47 PM, naraku360 said:

That's what I'm asking, because if he's dine and dashing a prostitute he fucked under the pretense of compensation....

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Is it?

Wouldn't it be more in line with fraud or larceny? (I am genuinely asking)

 

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  On 9/27/2024 at 11:46 PM, Vamped said:

Also .... a paid ho?? TF .... of all the things you could've said .... a whore, prostitute, tart ... a paid ho 

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In his defense, whore and prostitute sound worse and tart is just silly. 

A paid ho at least sounds like you went pro in the draft or something. 

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  On 9/28/2024 at 1:03 AM, naraku360 said:

It's convincing someone to have sex under false pretenses. Consent requires a truthful agreement.

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Theft of service is a winnable argument you can make in both courts, legal and public opinion. 

This whole "rape by lying" thing is a reach. 

Unless i'm wrong and you know of cases that have been successfully prosecuted. 

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  On 9/28/2024 at 1:03 AM, naraku360 said:

It's convincing someone to have sex under false pretenses. Consent requires a truthful agreement.

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Well this got serious.  Not that it comes up due to the legality of prostitution, but in Nevada counties where it’s legal, it would be theft of services although they usually get a credit card before you set one foot inside.  Otherwise, you can’t very well have an illegal act be a valid contingency for a contractual agreement.  It’s why legitimate sex workers are denied the protections any other gig worker would have against abusive clients.

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  On 9/28/2024 at 2:43 AM, Mix said:

Theft of service is a winnable argument you can make in both courts, legal and public opinion. 

This whole "rape by lying" thing is a reach. 

Unless i'm wrong and you know of cases that have been successfully prosecuted. 

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https://www.britannica.com/topic/rape-crime

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rape, unlawful sexual activity, most often involving sexual intercourse, against the will of the victim through force or the threat of force or with an individual who is incapable of giving legal consent because of minor status, mental illness, mental deficiency, intoxication, unconsciousness, or deception. In many jurisdictions, the crime of rape has been subsumed under that of sexual assault. Rape was long considered to be caused by unbridled sexual desire, but it is now understood as a pathological assertion of power over a victim.

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This comes up in porn lawsuits moreso than prostitution, since prostitution is usually illegal and most won't pursue legal action when the original agreement wasn't legal.

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  On 9/29/2024 at 1:49 AM, Mix said:

Fair enough, it's right there in the definition. 

Sorry, @PhilosipherStoned ... you have no choice, you have to run for president.

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aighht I thought so... Turns out I'm still not old enough to meet some traditional requirements for president but I guess I'll be a write in? Like I think some how that's ok if I'm not 35 or how does that shit work? I watched this weird ass black mirror like thing... Maybe it was just black mirror where an agency succeeded in getting like a 10 year old kid write in meme to actually win popular vote + 

what the hell was that because I'm just trying to say you don't want me up there.... Free video games for everyone. Bedtime sucks. 

Fuck you peace out. Here I found the link to how my presidency would go...

The Twilight Zone episode "The Wunderkind"

https://www.facebook.com/TheTwilightZone/videos/2330978810560064/

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