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1 minute ago, Insipid said:

Yes, as in not young. She might not be able to reach back there, but I heard many boomers don't look at the paper after they wipe.

?  This person is not old she is actually somewhat Young  ? Late 20s early 30s type

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1 minute ago, ghostrek said:

?  I mean honestly honestly I think people would be surprised that if there's a younger person wanting me including me

Not really. There's someone out there for you. It's a numbers game in the end.

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On 8/16/2024 at 8:06 PM, Seight said:

many such cases

I had a girl come to my house in her T-shirt and some tiny shorts that the shirt was longer than. As we smoked a blunt, she mentioned 3 times that she had just gotten out of the shower, to which I responded all three times, "yeah, I need to get in the shower too".

After what I assume was a frustrating 30 minutes, she left. After about 3 hours of watching Boondocks reruns, it hit me....She was trying to give me some.

We were coworkers who just kinda lived on the same side of town. We got trashed together after work all the time, but in groups. She knew where I lived because had given me a ride home a few times. I just cope by saying nah, it probably wasn't a good idea to get involved with a coworker.....then I proceeded to bang coworkers at my next job

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1 minute ago, André Toulon said:

I had a girl come to my house in her T-shirt and some tiny shirts that the shirt was longer than. As we smoked a blunt, she mentioned 3 times that she had just gotten out of the shower, to which I responded all three times, "yeah, I need to get in the shower too".

After what I assume was a frustrating 30 minutes, she left. After about 3 hours of watching Boondocks reruns, it hit me....She was trying to give me some.

We were coworkers who just kinda lived on the same side of town. We got trashed together after work all the time, but in groups. She knew where I lived because had given me a ride home a few times. I just cope by saying nah, it probably wasn't a good idea to get involved with a coworker.....then I proceeded to bang coworkers at my next job

I’ve noticed that the paramours in your life are really really passive aggressive about asking for the D.

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14 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

I’ve noticed that the paramours in your life are really really passive aggressive about asking for the D.

Eh, maybe just the ones I talk about. I can think of 2 that were quite boorish about it and I was ok with that. Like I don't have to guess...you just wanna go. Cool.

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1 hour ago, André Toulon said:

Eh, maybe just the ones I talk about. I can think of 2 that were quite boorish about it and I was ok with that. Like I don't have to guess...you just wanna go. Cool.

The whole guessing part ruins the mood.

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