sports NFL Smack-Talking Thread 2024/25: America’s Last Freedom Ball!

[molarbear]

7 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

How are you playing Devil’s Advocate? You’re supposed to show us how they aren’t a joke. You’re just agreeing w us? 😆

I meant in that moment, I could clearly see how that call was missed

It was the in the following moments when Darnold's head was rolling around like he had just found himself in sleepy hollow that confused me 

I do not believe penalties are reviewable though. That may have changed in recent years, I remember them discussing something about it. This is where the lines between NFL and College rules start to blur for me. 

[1pooh4u]

2 minutes ago, molarbear said:

I meant in that moment, I could clearly see how that call was missed

It was the in the following moments when Darnold's head was rolling around like he had just found himself in sleepy hollow that confused me 

I do not believe penalties are reviewable though. That may have changed in recent years, I remember them discussing something about it. This is where the lines between NFL and College rules start to blur for me. 

Oh damn I ruined the joke, sorry 🫠

[cyberbully]

I have this bad looming feeling the cowboys might be at us and that'll take a huge shit on morale.

Oh pessimism, thy name is Buddy 

[SwimOdin]

Can’t say how good it feels to watch a team win games after being so lousy for seven years straight. We will never heal from 28-3, but at least we’re seeking treatment.

[1pooh4u]

Picks are up. I’ll get to the scores tonight or tomorrow. 

[1pooh4u]

😆☠️😆

[SwimOdin]

1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said:

😆☠️😆

I judge all teams by their clock management. It drives me insane when they can’t get their shit together quickly!

[1pooh4u]

1 hour ago, SwimOdin said:

I judge all teams by their clock management. It drives me insane when they can’t get their shit together quickly!

Idk who’s at fault but delay of game was never a problem NY had until Rodgers started playing for them. It really drives me nuts 

[SwimOdin]

JJ Watt is now a top ten NFL player after this

 

[Distortedreasoning]

3 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

Idk who’s at fault but delay of game was never a problem NY had until Rodgers started playing for them. It really drives me nuts 

i would think those types of miscues are a coaches thing. you know the whole not having the team prepared. but on the field, the qb is the guy that is keeping track of all of this. of course being ready is everyone's job, but the qb bears the biggest responsibility. 

[1pooh4u]

1 hour ago, Distortedreasoning said:

i would think those types of miscues are a coaches thing. you know the whole not having the team prepared. but on the field, the qb is the guy that is keeping track of all of this. of course being ready is everyone's job, but the qb bears the biggest responsibility. 

I’m not blaming Aaron Rodgers but I’m blaming Aaron Rodgers 

[1pooh4u]

Also terrible fuckin offense so far on NY

[1pooh4u]

Corley is a fuckin dick 

[1pooh4u]

Jets will lose the game by those points just finding new ways to lose. Purposely dropping the ball cuz you have no idea wtf you are on the field. Embarrassing 

[SwimOdin]

Why is the NFL subjecting us to so many Jets national games? Sorry @1pooh4u

[1pooh4u]

Garett Wilson showed Corley how to run a TD one handed 

[1pooh4u]

Garrett Wilson has amazing control of his body. He makes many catches like that TD. 

[SwimOdin]

Doink!

[1pooh4u]

NY don’t wanna win this game 

[1pooh4u]

Finally the end of a 5 game losing streak 

[SwimOdin]

1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said:

Finally the end of a 5 game losing streak 

Congrats, I know how good a win can feel

[1pooh4u]

39 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

Congrats, I know how good a win can feel

Thank you. I almost forgot how fun a winning game can be. A little stressful at the end but they got it done 
 

 I should be used to the nail biting way they win games but the older I get the less fun it’s becoming 🫠

[Master-Debater131]

That was almost the most Jets Jetting of all time.

Dropping the ball right before the goal line is such a dumb move.

Didnt matter in the end, but it almost did.

[1pooh4u]

35 minutes ago, Master-Debater131 said:

That was almost the most Jets Jetting of all time.

Dropping the ball right before the goal line is such a dumb move.

Didnt matter in the end, but it almost did.

Yeah I was like “now that’s a new way to lose a game” 😆

Wilson and Adams showed Corley how to do it for next time 

the most Jettiest play of all time of the game wasn’t even from NY. When Houston went for, and got the FG, but a penalty gave them a new set of downs. Them ending up with no points at all was the Jettiest play of the night 😆

[1pooh4u]

This was the first thing I thought of when he caught that TD “oh look he’s a Michael Jordan logo for Halloween 

[Master-Debater131]

12 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Yeah I was like “now that’s a new way to lose a game” 😆

Wilson and Adams showed Corley how to do it for next time 

the most Jettiest play of all time of the game wasn’t even from NY. When Houston went for, and got the FG, but a penalty gave them a new set of downs. Them ending up with no points at all was the Jettiest play of the night 😆

I forgot about that!  I couldnt believe that the Jets gave up that penalty. It really would have been pure Jets if Houston scored there and then had a chance to win or tie the game after an onside kick.

[1pooh4u]

39 minutes ago, Master-Debater131 said:

I forgot about that!  I couldnt believe that the Jets gave up that penalty. It really would have been pure Jets if Houston scored there and then had a chance to win or tie the game after an onside kick.

Good thing the Texans pulled a Jets at just the right time 

[1pooh4u]

Ryan Fitzpatrick replying with a “Flawless Victory” on a tweet about Belichick’s girlfriend’s Halloween costume 😆

[Master-Debater131]

Fitz with a perfect shot. That really is fantastic.

Its amazing how money can bring you a nice pair of tits no matter your age.

Shocking really.

[SwimOdin]

It’s so nasty. I really hope they don’t have sex.

[André Toulon]

On 10/2/2024 at 1:46 PM, 1pooh4u said:

You know I’ll be here regardless 

When The Texans start losing because they gotta play a couple of real teams a year we’ll see where that clown will be 

Imagine being 3-1 and talking shit about it when the teams they beat were the colts the bears and the jaguars. As soon as they played a real team in MN they folded faster than a worker in a laundromat 

This aged gloriously

[1pooh4u]

3 hours ago, André Toulon said:

This aged gloriously

lol I was so glad the Jets won especially cuz of that exchange w Gemini 😆

[André Toulon]

I need this to hurry up and be over so I can relax for the rest of the day

[tsar4]

Sight seen: Detroit Lions Player(s) getting off the team bus wearing black hoodies emblazoned with "Green Bay Sucks".

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/amon-ra-st-brown-wears-greenbay-sucks-hoodie-to-lions-vs-packers-game/ar-AA1tr37S

Edited November 3, 2024 by tsar4

[SwimOdin]

I’m so fucking happy we won, been hard to celebrate too loud because my wife is a DIEHARD Cowboys fan, and she would have shot me sitting next to her on the couch.

[1pooh4u]

These games have crazy endings NE tied it went into OT against the titans and Miami again with the bad beat 

[SwimOdin]

1 hour ago, André Toulon said:

I need this to hurry up and be over so I can relax for the rest of the day

I felt pretty relaxed this game until they got past the 40 on that last drive. It felt like a classic Falcons collapse. Is this team…good?

[1pooh4u]

Oh yeah NO losing by 1 to the Panthers had to hurt lol Denver got spanked by Baltimore 

[1pooh4u]

Lol NE lost spectacularly to TN Maye threw an INT in OT

20-17 

[André Toulon]

12 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

I felt pretty relaxed this game until they got past the 40 on that last drive. It felt like a classic Falcons collapse. Is this team…good?

Number 1 in the NFC South, I think it's called...amazing 

Feel kinda bad Dak made the injury report tho. I think they're trash but I don't have the hate for the cowboys that most do...it's really Jerry everyone hates but whatever.

[1pooh4u]

Wow wtf happened w that bs ejecting Branch from the game?  BS call 

[SwimOdin]

Holy shit the Saints lost too, to THE PANTHERS. MY COWORKERS ARE GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OIT TOMORROW 

[1pooh4u]

Lmfao this is funny af to me. Mother fucker goes to Greenbay’s house wearing a cheese grater on his head. Fuckin hilarious 😆😆

[André Toulon]

So I don't really keep up with stat lines like I used to, But Jaden Daniels is popping up a lot in my feed. Is he the hype the season?

[1pooh4u]

24 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

So I don't really keep up with stat lines like I used to, But Jaden Daniels is popping up a lot in my feed. Is he the hype the season?

He’s the rookie QB for the commanders and they’re 7-2. No one saw The Commanders being #1 in  a division with Dallas and Philly. It’s an interesting turn of events. Makes for good storylines 

[1pooh4u]

Jayden Daniels stats

https://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/4426348/jayden-daniels

[Seight]

42 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

So I don't really keep up with stat lines like I used to, But Jaden Daniels is popping up a lot in my feed. Is he the hype the season?

He is very much a "He doesn't know what he can't do, but because of that things that shouldn't work do" type QB 

[1pooh4u]

Wooow Stafford still can throw like that?!? 😮

[SwimOdin]

18 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Wooow Stafford still can throw like that?!? 😮

I think he’s gonna have a cannon into his 80s

[1pooh4u]

46 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

I think he’s gonna have a cannon into his 80s

Yeah he’s lucky he’s aging backwards 😆