Dear bed

[UwPp]

You are the most orgasmic thing a person could ever ask for. 

Your comfort.

Your softness.

Just perfecto. 

[The_annoying_one]

I need bed now! 

[UwPp]

I has bed. 

I is in bed.

I is orgasmic. 

Add a Mew and it's twice the snugginess. 

[The_annoying_one]

I is jealous.

Got more stuff I gotta do before I can go.

[UwPp]

1 minute ago, The_annoying_one said:

I is jealous.

Got more stuff I gotta do before I can go.

Your bed is calling. 

 

"OoOoO TAO CRAWL INTO MEEEEE"

[The_annoying_one]

1 minute ago, UwPp said:

Your bed is calling. 

 

"OoOoO TAO CRAWL INTO MEEEEE"

I’M TRYING, BED! I REALLY AM!

[UwPp]

Just now, The_annoying_one said:

I’M TRYING, BED! I REALLY AM!

 

[The_annoying_one]

2 minutes ago, UwPp said:

 

That bed looks like it wants to eat me.

[UwPp]

20 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

That bed looks like it wants to eat me.

COME SNUGGLE TAO

I JUST WANT A NIBBLE

[The_annoying_one]

7 minutes ago, UwPp said:

COME SNUGGLE TAO

I JUST WANT A NIBBLE

OKAY, OKAY 

I’M COMING 

[scoobdog]

I need a new mattress.  Valentine literally sinks into it.

[Insipid]

Most of us were conceived on beds. Most of us were born on beds. Most of us will die on beds.

Gross.

[naraku360]

[[classic swim]]

[NSAID]

Dear bed,

I'm sorry

Maybe one day you'll get your rest down in hell

[André Toulon]

Me every night because I'm a fucking child

[little_girl_lost]

[discolé monade]

^5 on the ginger snuggle kitty club.