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Posted
7 minutes ago, -Ninja_Jesus- said:

I like kissing the car instead, keeps them on their toes.

Car fetish and a foot fetish.

Are you single?

Posted
Just now, Insipid said:

90 percent of the uber drivers I had were male, so . . . ok.

one hundred percent for me

Is this a competition?

Did I win?

Posted (edited)
44 minutes ago, Mix said:

These Uber drivers are always so fidgety.

As a rule I don't kiss people .  As a rule I don't like getting close to people .  As a rule everything with people  i'm presume most people treat me like shit or will treat me like shit

there's no way in hell I will kiss a Uber driver there's no way in how I would kiss a cabby either. There's no way in hell I would kiss myself

Edited by ghostrek
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Posted
1 hour ago, -Ninja_Jesus- said:

Nope, it’s me and the car. *kisses your car*

YOOO!

I saw you on that show on HBOMAX!!!!

 

DUUUDE! Good news and bad news... your car gets totaled

you get a new car, but then you get a jet ski too.

I shit you not, you find out one day while riding your jet ski in front of your car that your jet ski is jealous of it, and attempts to make you crash it into the car... so then you dry dock it and just go admire it

Why do I remember shit I watched at 5 am when I couldn't sleep, and not the important school stuff?

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