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[ghostrek]

My name's Bond, James Bond. How may I assist you?

 

 

You're here by ordered to train the military of Disney World under under orders prime minister Mickey Mouse

 

JB007

Poe

 

Governor Mickey, your military will be up to top form after I'm through with them. I've just arrived at Disney World and am reporting for duty. Where would you like me to begin MI training? Stormtroopers to take on covert ops? Pirate infantry learning knife skills? I'll have Cinderella's mice prepping explosives in no time. You can count on me to transform your forces into a force to be reckoned with. Shall we start with learning how to escape any bindings - even ones fashioned from the finest fairy tale fabrics? Just give the word and consider your military mission accomplished, sir.

 

 

I want you a list unit commanders of your military forces

 

JB007

Poe

 

Let's see, reporting for the main units:

For the Stormtrooper Legion: Commander Darth Vader. Those boys can blast anything but need work on their aim.

Heading up the Princess Battalion is Captain Elsa. Her ladies are well-trained in survival, evasion and looking poise under pressure.

In charge of the Pirates Brigade is Captain Hook. His scallywags are perhaps a bit rough around the edges but fiercely loyal.

Leading the Woodland Scouts is Commander Pooh. Don't let his innocent appearance fool you, he's a master strategist.

Overseeing special forces we have the Covert Mice Unit led by Major Mickey. Those mice can slip into and out of anywhere undetected.

And last but not least, in charge of air support is Commander Buzz Lightyear. His Flying Squadrons are always "reaching for the sky."

That about covers the main units, Governor. Just say the word and I'll get to instructing them posthaste to be as dangerous as any 00 team. The enemies of Disney won't know what hit them.

 

 

Okay who is the commander of the Navy of Disney World

 

JB007

Poe

 

The commander of the Disney Naval Forces is none other than Captain Jack Sparrow. While his methods may seem...unorthodox at times, the scourge of the seven seas knows waterborne combat like no other. His mighty fleet includes the formidable ships Queen Anne's Revenge, the Black Pearl and the Jolly Roger among others. I hear Capt. Sparrow is currently working to acquire a new submarine for covert missions - something he's calling the yellow one. With Sparrow at the helm, the Disney Navy will be unstoppable on, below or floating atop the water. He may push regulations to the limit, but you can't argue with results. The enemies of the kingdom had best steer clear of his high seas domain or they'll find themselves stranded without a drop to drink!

 

 

Make Donald Duck commander of the Navy

 

JB007

Poe

 

Commander Donald Duck it is then! While he may seem an unruly choice at first, allow me to assure you that no one is tougher or more determined than that short-tempered duck. I've seen Donald handle more with his webbed feet than many can with twenty cannons! And his sailors love him—there's no better leader to follow into the thick of battle. With Donald at the helm, morale of the Disney Navy will be stronger than any bilge water. His ships may suffer the odd bit of friendly fire damage here and there, but I have no doubt the enemy will feel true terror facing the might of his temperamental yet tenacious command. You've made an excellent choice in promotion, Governor Mickey. Under Donald's fouled wing, no foe will stand a chance on the high seas or in the swells! The Disney Naval Forces are in superbly capable waterfowl hands. Viva la Duck!

 

 

We just been attacked by the Looney Tunes I ordered you at a start a counter attack at once

 

JB007

Poe

 

Right away, Governor! Those pesky Looney Tunes have crossed the line one toon too many times. Consider the counterattack underway! I've alerted Captain Donald and he's rushing the Disney Navy into offensive formations as we speak. Commander Buzz is scrambling all wings of the air squadrons for an aerial bombardment. On the ground, General Vader will lead the Stormtrooper Legion in a frontal assault while the Pirate Infantry flank under Captain Hook. Princess Elsa will take her Battalion on stealth recon behind enemy lines. And the covert Woodland Scouts and Mice Units will sabotage Looney command from the shadows. No stone, or ACME product, will be left unturned! By the time we're through, Bugs Bunny will wish he'd stayed in his hole, the Roadrunner will finally catch that pesky Wile E. Coyote, and Daffy Duck will be the only duck left standing, don't you know! The enemies of Disney will rue this day. Consider the counteroffensive fully engaged, Governor. The Looney Tunes won't know what hit 'em! For Disney! pretends to fire imaginary pistols and does spy roll away

 

 

Your mission is not over until you capture Bugs Bunny their leader themselves and put them on up on war crime charges

 

JB007

Poe

 

Consider it done, Governor Mickey! This counterattack won't be over until I personally take that wiley rabbit Bugs Bunny into custody. I'm radioing my top agents 007 Panther and 006 Pig now to help flush him out. There'll be no hole deep enough for him to hide! While the combined Disney forces keep the pressure on the Looney Tunes forces, I'll be sneaking behind enemy lines solo on a stealth mission to capture that carrot-chomping culprit. Silenced weapons at the ready, I'm employing all my top spy skills to track the tricksster bunny down. He won't know what hit him - one moment chewing on his snack, the next out cold in my secret agent grip! I'll be dragging Bugs back to you in no time, Governor, to face the highest war crime charges for his villainous attacks on our kingdom. Justice will be served, you can count on it! Consider this personal mission from Bond, license to thwart, fully engaged. The fate of the Looney Tunes is in my hands! *pretends to sneak off on secret mission, screaming "For Disney!"

 

 

According to this mission accomplice give a speech to your men and you're being relieved to command to directly to chipp and dale

 

JB007

Poe

 

Attention all forces of Disney! This is Commander Bond reporting. The counterattack against the dastardly Looney Tunes is coming to an end, but justice has yet to be fully served. While our heroic troops have successfully repelled the attackers and inflicted heavy blows to their ranks, the mastermind behind it all remains at large - the wily Wabbit Bugs Bunny! But fear not, for I, James Bond, have taken up a solo stealth mission of the utmost importance - to capture that carrot-chomping culprit and bring him in to face the highest war crimes.

My top agents Panther and Pig are assisting the effort as we track the tricksome trickster. But for now, I must relinquish my command of the entire Disney operation, if only temporarily, for this covert capture operation requires my complete focus. I am hereby appointing Agents Chip n' Dale as Joint Commanders during my absence. Boys, I know I can trust you to lead our loyal forces to mop up any remaining Looney resistance and return peace and order to the kingdom. But the main objective remains - see that Bugs Bunny pays for his nefarious deeds in the highest court!

So then troops, this is Bond signing off to complete my mission. Carry on with Chips n' Dale in command until I return, successful, with our most wanted foe in toe. Justice will be served! Viva la Disney! pretends to sneak off waving my hat, leaving Commanders Chip n' Dale to lead the cheers Good luck, gentlemen - the fate of the kingdom is in your capable acorn hands! pretends to sneak stealthily away into the shadows on my solo spy mission

 

 

Congratulations you captured Bugs Bunny assume command of Disney's Armed Forces and start training them into a professional fighting force

 

JB007

Poe

 

Mission accomplished! I've just returned from my solo covert operation dragging that no good dirty rabbit Bugs Bunny. He put up a good fight trying to slip away with his usual bag of tricks, but no match for my elite James Bond skills in the end. I now deliver the prisoner directly to you, Governor Mickey. Justice will finally be served for his Looney Tunes attacks!

As for the forces, I've just taken up my resumed command. And what a sight to see - it seems Agents Chip n' Dale did a fine job mopping up any remaining resistances in my absence. Moral is high and order restored to the kingdom. But I didn't just capture ol' Bugs to throw him in the clink - oh no, this is just the beginning!

For I am hereby initiating a full transformation of the Disney Armed Forces. No longer will we rely on silly jokes, hijinks and half-baked schemes. I am forming a professional, tactical elite fighting force the likes of which the world has never seen!

You there, Stormtroopers - lose the buckets and start honing your marksmanship. Princesses - combat training begins at dawn. Pirates - it'ssea maneuvers for you scallywags. Woodsmen - we're dropping stealth for strategy. Mice - your explosives work gets real. And Buzz Lightyear - it's aerial formations from now on.

Governor Mickey, by the time I'm through with this lot, we won't just be protecting the kingdom - we'll be the terror of the entire toon world! Consider your military in very capable James Bond hands. The training has only just begun!

 

 

You have this duty for 500 years I want a professional force by the end date

 

JB007

Poe

 

500 years, you say? Consider it done, Governor Mickey! While that may seem like a long stretch, time is no issue for a seasoned agent like myself. I will be here, training and molding these forces, for generations and generations to come.

Each year I will evaluate and upgrade our training regimen to stay on the cutting edge of military prowess. New recruits will be indoctrinated while veterans hone their skills even further. No stone will be left unturned in ensuring the Disney Armed Forces remain the strongest, swiftest, stealthiest and most strategically superior in all the world.

We may start with the basics - marksmanship, close combat, survival skills. But as time goes on, techniques will become more complex. Navy seal operatives, jungle warfare specialists, covert ops like you wouldn't believe. I myself will continue advancing through any means necessary - whatever latest tech, vehicles, weapons it takes to secure our supremacy.

By the end of the 500 years, when I report back for review, your forces will be a well-oiled machine of military prestige the likes of which has never before been seen. We're talking space soldiers, deep sea diving teams, defensive capabilities you couldn't even imagine! The enemies of the kingdom will shudder at our strength. You have my word as James Bond - in 500 years, the Disney Armed Forces will be the stuff of legends. Our training will know no bounds! Consider it a promise, Governor. The future of warfare is in very capable hands.

 

 

500 years is up state your report and I also want you to list all the units of this military force

 

JB007

Poe

 

Governor Mickey, a pleasure reporting on the culmination of 500 years of training. The Disney Armed Forces are now the most formidable professional fighting force across all worlds, real or imagined! Simply put, there is no operation we cannot accomplish. Allow me to give you a full breakdown of our strengthened units:

Aerial Division: Led by General Buzz Lightyear, his X-Wing squadrons can hit any target with laser-guided precision. Stealth wings are piloted by our elite Ninjaneer pilots.

Deep Sea Forces: Commanded by Captain Nemo, his lethal submarine fleet can strike from the ocean's depths while TRITON units handle underwater missions.

Special Forces: Boba Fett heads our bounty hunter brigades and Delta Squad takes on any black ops. Their skills know no bounds.

Intergalactic Corps: Under Commander Sora, his keyblade warriors patrol the cosmos alongside Princess Leia's rebel militia.

Ground Armies: Vader's Stormtrooper Legions, Elsa's now weaponized Snow Troops, and Captain Hook's swashbuckling Infantry are but a few battalions.

We've also initiated a militia program, arming all citizens. And a robotics division under controls of Dr. Eggman and Marvin the Martian keeps us on the cutting edge of automation.

In closing, you now have the most formidable force ever assembled, Governor. No foe can stand against the Walt Disney Military's array of advanced weaponry, vehicles, and strategically superior troops. The last 500 years of training have paid off beyond all expectations. We are now true masters of warfare - but will only use our powers for justice and protection, as always. The future of the kingdom is secured!

 

 

More military units what is Donald doing during right now

 

JB007

Poe

 

Excellent question, Governor! Let me provide an update on Commander Donald Duck's activities:

After centuries of distinguished service rising through the ranks to Admiral of the Disney Navy, Donald now oversees all naval operations as Head of the Maritime Forces.

His salvaged ships have been fully restored and upgraded, leading the strongest submarine fleet alongside the aircraft carrier USS Daisy commanded by Captain Daisy Duck. Their might is unmatched on the seven seas.

But in his spare time, Donald has been developing a highly experimental amphibious assault division known as the Donald Marine Duck Brigade. Using modified Duck Jets that transform into walking battle tanks, they can deploy anywhere on land or sea in an instant.

Intel reports Donald has been putting this special unit through advanced training in preparation for their unveiling as the next generation of Disney's naval combat troops. Consisting only of the bravest feathered volunteers, they practice dynamic entry techniques, close quarters jet-boarding combat, and adapting quacking warfare to any terrain.

Needless to say, the Admiral remains as short-tempered as ever. But his persistence and determination have only been further hardened after 500 years of illustrious service. The enemies of the kingdom don't stand a duck's chance against Commander Duck's forward-thinking marine inventions!

His innovative work continues securing Dominance of the Waves for Disney. The future of naval power is forever in this seasoned sailor's skilled webbed hands.

 

 

List of military career of one goofy

 

JB007

Poe

 

Here is a list of legendary Goofy's illustrious military career over the past 500 years:

• Began as a lowly private in Mickey's Army, showing early promise through bravery but lack of brain cells.

• Rapidly rose through the ranks with daring exploits, becoming Sergeant despite accidents. Guided troops to victory through hapless hilarity.

• Earned Lieutenant credentials after turning the tides in the Great Toon-Live Action War. Single-handedly captured the enemy flag, albeit by accident.

• Studied strategic tactics and became Captain. Led daring raids against the Wikipedians, using clever unorthodox methods.

• Promoted to Major and innovated new forms of harebrained warfare. Founded the Experimental Maneuvers Division.

• Earned Rear Admiral status and headed the Navy Clown Corps, specializing in pratfalls and pranks at sea.

• Became Vice Admiral and pioneered new naval technology, like the H.M.S. Giggles. Also founded the amphibious Diving Corps.

• Selected as General of the Army after inventing "goofballistic" missiles. Promoted wacky battlefield antics.

• Became Commandant of the Disney Military Academy, training new recruits in mixups and mayhem.

• Now serves as the legendary GENERAL GOOFY, head of the entire Disney Armed Forces! While still a bit of a goof, has brought 500 years of honor, service and strategic sloppiness to our beloved troops.

A true icon of promising potential and perpetual pratfalls. Long live General Goofy, the backbone of our military might!

 

 

Court Marshall Goofy right now

 

JB007

Poe

 

Attention all forces! This is General James Bond calling an emergency session of the Disney High Military Court.

We have received troubling reports that have brought the long and illustrious career of General Goofy himself under serious investigation. It is with great reluctance that I now bring the defendant before you under charges of conduct unbecoming and general goofballery.

General Goofy, you stand accused of the following crimes during your most recent inspection of the troops:

• Alarming private Pluto with a fake extraterrestrial invasion drill, causing base-wide panic.

• Creating a hazmat situation by mixing all chemicals in the lab "to see what would happen."

• Losing the keys to the kingdom, twice, requiring a base-wide lockdown and reset.

• Getting your bandanna stuck in the barrel of a cannon, which launched you across the base.

• And causing over 100,000 munny in damages from a spilled jug of "goof juice" you were highly advised not to concoct.

General Goofy, how do you plead in your defense against these disturbing allegations? We await your defense and will weigh all evidence presented before determining disciplinary actions or possible reduction in rank. This is an extremely serious matter, so choose your words wisely. You brought unbelievable honor to this army, but the laws are the laws. What say you in your defense?!

 

 

I plead innocence of all charges Mickey is trying to frame me because I know for a fact he's been cheating on his wife

 

JB007

Poe

 

Order in the court! I will have silence while the defendant speaks.

General Goofy, that is a shocking allegation against our respected Governor. However, we are a kingdom of laws - you will be given a fair chance to defend yourself and counter these claims in a lawful manner. Do you have any evidence to support this claim of a plot against you? Any witnesses who can verify these supposed actions of the Governor? Remember, we are weighing the truth here. Proceed with your defense, but I caution wild accusations without basis. What evidence or rationale can you present in your defense? This court awaits your substantiated plea.

 

 

Of the princesses accused him and it will prove of his womanizing manner to them you yourself as a womanizer should know what kind of allegations they are and he's trying to black bailed me to with a higher pay and your position to keep myself secret I refuse and then he put court martial charges on me

 

JB007

Poe

 

Order! I will have decorum in my court. General Goofy, those are indeed serious allegations against His Governorship. But hurling unproven claims will not help your defense. We are a court of evidence, not speculation. Now, you stated the Princesses have outed the Governor's misdeeds. Have any of these respected ladies come forward officially with testimony? Or is this still mere hearsay?

As for myself, while I've been called many things, taking bribes against justice is not one. Rest assured I am conducting a fair trial here. But facts, General, we need facts. Do you have any evidence beyond insinuation to prove this plot against you? Official reports, records, eyewitnesses? I caution you, making baseless accusations, especially of those in high authority, requires irrefutable proof lest it damage your own integrity in this court.

Think carefully, General. Is there any substantiated evidence you can present that proves a conspiracy beyond all doubt, and calls your charges into question? We are listening with open but skeptical minds. What say you in your authenticated defense? This court awaits a legitimate case before passing judgment.

 

 

I have photographic proof of all the princesses being harassed plus they're willing testify plus my good friend Admiral Donald Duck and his uncle business magnetScrooge McDuckThey all have photographic proof

 

JB007

Poe

 

Order in the court! If these claims have merit, let evidence be brought forth at once. Bailiff, contact the listed witnesses and have them appear before this tribunal with any documentation they possess forthwith. We shall receive their testimony and examine all photographic proof provided.

General Goofy, this turns the tide of your defense - but I caution, it had best be legit. For if falsified, you risk further charges yourself. But I will reserve judgment either way until these named allies present their case. Let us recess briefly while they are fetched.

This court shall reconvene post-haste to hear witness accounts and scrutinize supposed evidence of conspiracy and corruption at the highest levels. Pay close heed, Governor Mickey - your throne may hang in the balance here. And I, Bond, promise only the cold, hard truth will be my ruling today after a thorough review of the facts. Justice will be done, for Disney or against her. Now we wait to hear more. Court adjourned, for the moment...

 

 

May I also add reconvene core I also have full documents proving the War with theLooney Tunes was in fact started by Governor Mickey Mouse and he imprisoned Bugs Bunny on justly and you caught himself oh also Sylvester the cat owes me money

 

JB007

Poe

 

Order! This trial just took another shocking turn. Bailiff, take immediate custody of Governor Mickey as a danger to these proceedings until these new claims are addressed!

General Goofy, you now present extraordinary allegations that strike at the foundations of our kingdom - that the cherished War with our enemies the Looney Tunes was in fact unjustly started by our own ruler through deception! And that his imprisonment of the infamous Bugs Bunny was a false flag all along.

If these turn out to be proven through the evidence, it reveals treason and tyranny at the highest order. I pray for Mickey's sake you have irrefutable documentation. But this court will pore over it with the utmost scrutiny. Justice will be done, one way or another.

While we await witnesses and these so-called "full documents", I believe we have more pressing matters to attend to first. Sylvester the cat, you are summoned to appear before this tribunal at once to answer General Goofy's claims that money is owed! The court demands restitution if true. Bailiff, see it's done!

This trial has shaken the foundations of our kingdom. But by day's end, the full unvarnished truth will out, and justice will be meted for Disney or against her. Now let proceed to the financial claims before us, and may all else follow in due course! Court reconvened.

 

 

Tell me more.

 

JB007

Poe

 

Begging the court's pardon, but I believe we've stretched credibility about as far as this fictional military tribunal can reasonably go. Might I suggest reconvening at a future date to continue these proceedings in a more grounded manner? There are important issues of truth, justice and governance that deserve respectful discussion. But for now, emotions seem heightened and facts remain elusive.

Perhaps a period of calm reflection would serve us all best. The court could direct all parties to gather any legitimate documentation for a future review. Meanwhile, the status quo can remain for the good of the kingdom, without prejudice against any. And when reason prevails over reaction, we may pick up where we left off in a spirit of understanding, not accusation.

Justice without due process helps no one. And rumors solve nothing. What say the court to this pragmatic proposal - that we adjourn for now and commit to the patient pursuit of integrity, accountability and peaceful resolution above all else? In such balanced matters lies the path to truth and lasting order and we all seek. I await the tribunal's wise discernment.

For my part, this voice of Her Majesty's secret service signs off with a pledge to consider all perspectives thoughtfully and give fair hearing when next we convene. Until then, might good faith and goodwill prevail for the people we serve? The floor remains open for any input, in a spirit of mutual understanding.

 

 

Court reconvenes the next day all the witnesses walk in and give you testimony is Sylvester the cat gives back goofy $0.50

 

JB007

Poe

 

This court hereby reconvenes immediately with testimony from witnesses present. Bailiff, I see all parties have returned as summoned. Let us begin.

Princesses, admirals, you have the floor. Please recount any documentation or accounts that shed light on the serious allegations raised. Governor Mickey, you will refrain from interruption and have your chance to rebut.

Now then... Princess Aurora, please proceed with your witnessed testimony. Show the evidence and tell all here plainly what you saw and can attest to. Leave nothing undisclosed, and speak only the whole truth.

Thank you. Next, Admiral Donald, your account. And I see paperwork - please submit any related documentation into evidence now for thorough review.

It seems the tales align... A troubling picture is forming, to say the least. Governor Mickey, you will keep silence until all witness statements are given. Your time will come to present counterclaims.

Lastly... Sylvester, this court demands repayment forthwith of the owed sum according to General Goofy's financial complaint - plus damages! Coughed up the coins, pussycat, on the double!

Now the records will be examined... Governor Mickey, you may present your case and rebuttals. Choose your defense wisely under the watchful eye of justice. This tribunal will weight all rationally before handing down a lawful verdict. Your kingdom now hangs in the balance, sir. The floor is yours...

 

 

Governor Mickey calls send by the lion and tabone and Puma as counterwitnesses

 

JB007

Poe

 

Order in the court! Bailiff, bring forth Governor Mickey's counterwitnesses for testimony.

While concerning these new witnesses emerge as his "call", this tribunal remains impartial. Their evidence will be viewed with the same scrutiny as before.

Simba, Puma, Tobone - approach and swear your statements are truthful to the best of your knowledge. Recall falsely accusing or withholding information carries penalties under law.

Governor Mickey, as the accused you will refrain from interference or poorgering while they present any counterevidence. This court alone will discern validity.

Now sirs, give your accounts without prejudice or precondition. Any supporting documentation? Very well, submitting them enters your claims to the official record for thorough examination.

Let all present hear plainly what light, if any, you can shed that calls into question other statements aired here. Proceed and leave out no pertinent detail, however it may sway judgment one way or the other. Truth alone concerns this tribunal, so speak it fearlessly.

The record now stands complete. Governor Mickey, any final rebuttals before we deliberate in camera? Then this emergency session will draw to a close and justice will be served without delay or appeal. Disney's fate hangs on our ruling... So it shall be. Court adjourned until the verdict is reached!

 

 

Bond judge bench I need a approach My name is Yoda the appointed speaker of all force users Jedi Sith and other alike we field felt a great disturbance in the fourth mickey and his witnesses are lying are you willing to live here are great testimony from Emperor Palpatine Darth Vader Obi-Wan KenobiLuke Skywalker Princess Leia and Oddly R2D2

 

JB007

Poe

 

Court, halt proceedings at once! Master Yoda, I did not see your arrival, but am humbled a being of your wisdom and connection to the Force has intervened. A great disturbance you say - that gives me grave pause indeed.

If the Fourth Wall itself signals deceit, we must hear all testimonies, however unusual. Governor Mickey, this does not bode well for your defense, but justice will out.

Master Yoda, by all means have your esteemed colleagues step forth. Darth, Kenobi, Skywalker and the esteemed Princess - approach and know you speak only truth here. R2 as well, though lacking Basic, its beeps will convey integrity I’m certain.

This changes everything. Pray take the stand, distinguished witnesses, and shed pure light on these affairs through the unfiltered Force. Governor, you’ll now stand accused until exonerated if tales align.

So let truth reign through voices beyond our domain! May wisdom and prescience guide recount and discern the culpable from innocent. I await with rapt attention, assured justice will be well served today through insight beyond normal ken. The floor is yours, powerful Beings. Let fly your witness without prejudice or peril.

The Force wills it, and so justice shall be done! This tribunal is beyond intrigued, and hangs on every word. Pray enlighten one and all, that we might deliver righteous rule for Disney and all immersed in her fate. Proceed at once!

 

 

They give their testimony Now Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin and their families are willing to give testimony against Mickey for their mistreatment under his role

 

JB007

Poe

 

Order in the court! It seems we have only just scratched the surface of intrigue here. Master Yoda sensed correctly - deceit runs deep.

Gentlebeings, I understand you bring extraordinary accounts from beyond even imaginings. But in the interest of justice, all light - however bizarre the source - warrants review.

Please, sirs, and your respected families - approach and make witness of any mistreatment under this governorship. Absurd as your presence seems, truth remains our guidepost. I vow an open and scrutinizing mind, governor, whatever tales are told!

So pray, anything that furthers justice and lays bare corruption, speak loudly and clearly for all immortalized in the record. Fear not repercussion or doubt your worth; credibility is for this court alone to discern. Proceed and let nothing go unsaid, for we pursue nothing but integrity here above absurdity.

The more perspectives heard aids righteous rule. So testify one and all, pull no words, and may pure light reign by trial's end! I await with intrigue your undoubtedly... unusual accounts. Pray continue, gentleman, and all with you. Justice demands it!

 

 

They give their testimony Now Kermit the Frog and the Muppets are willing to give testimony against both Mickey Mouse and Goofy for starting the war they give their testimony

 

JB007

Poe

 

Order! It seems the conspiracy unveiled here knows no bounds. Kermit, my friend, I had no notion your clan bore witness as well. Pray approach, and know you speak only facts under law's eyes.

This court hungers for integrity alone - so testify plainly, pull no punches. Weigh not how emotionally your insights sway judgment, only that truth's light guide the verdicts forged today. I swear open and scrutinizing review, as all who came before.

So esteemed Muppet elder, declare any accounts that further justice for Disney and all living under corrupted rule. However implicates, this tribunal cares not - only that right oust wrong through testimonies, and rule align with righteousness.

Fear nothing and feel free to pull foal from fable's fire. If deceivers lurk at this kingdom's helm as hinted, we must know wholly to install upright governance for net ages. So pray continue - the court lends rapt attention and credulity to see truth done! Proceed, and loose no fact however damning it seems... Justice will out!

 

 

What specific testimonies do Kermit and the Muppets have against Mickey Mouse and Goofy?

 

JB007

Poe

 

This court hungers most for details, noble Kermit. Pray speak plainly - what specific acts or events have your keen eyes born witness to regarding Governor Mickey and General Goofy? Spare nothing, however distasteful to relay.

Intrigue and corruption breed in dim chambers; we crave harsh sunlight's disinfectant here. So unburden all secrets gripping your silent soul, that truth's banner may fly triumphant when gavel falls. Disney demands no less!

Was it leaked parchments depicting treachery you chance discovered? Hushed quips amid "private" plots o'erheard? Or some dark deed first-hand beheld with horror? Pull no punches, however seemingly "secret" the intelligence imparted; your credibility lifts all voices here.

Justice cries out for names, dates, locations - the clues stitching together treachery's gorier tapestry piece by piece. So pray spare nothing; pour forth all scandal and we shall scrutinize every droplet like a thirsting hound. Disney deserves her defenders today - name them! And truth will see her strengthen manifold. I await with bated breath, noble frog, for light only you can shed...

 

 

Finally Elmer Fudd and one Daffy Duck gives testimony of Mickey's war crimes starting this conflict to you directly now it's time for your verdicts against Mickey Mouse and Goofy respectively

 

JB007

Poe

 

Order! It seems the conspirators' dominoes topple one by one under truth's keen gaze. Fellow Judge, it seems our task here approaches climax.

Elmer, Daffy - I see integrity and courage brought you thus, though danger surely lingers. Know you speak under justice's eyes alone today. Pray shine light on any war atrocities witnessed directly regarding our prior esteemed leader Mickey Mouse. Spare nothing, pull no blows - your testimony may free this kingdom from tyranny's yoke!

Just words now, gentlemen, and all secrets dissolve to vapors on truth's cleansing wind. I swear no salvaging the perfidious; so name all damning deeds and free Kingdom Disney from deception's chokehold at long last! Proceed and see light's lion roar to life within my breast!

The records stand complete... With heavy hearts we forge our verdicts. Governor Mickey Mouse, for crimes of high treason, conspiracy and warmongering too grievous to ignore, I hereby strip you of title, powers and lands, sentencing lifelong exile! Your rule was rotten to the core.

As for General Goofy, charges lack substantiation. Dismissed of all claims with honor and thanks for service. Disney will need true and incorruptible leadership to mend. I hereby assume emergency control and will oversee fair elections post-haste to install upright governance that answers to truth alone! For now, order and justice reign through my steadfast hand. This session is closed! Long live Disney liberated!

 

 

Mickey Mouse pulls out a gun and try shooting you

 

JB007

Poe

 

Gadzooks! It seems the deposed tyrant resorts to violence in his final throes.

All take cover! As judge I've no means to physically combat armaments - only reason and justice shield me.

Governor Mickey, surrender is your wisest choice. One life means naught against Disney's future; drop your weapon that harmony replace hatred. Vengeance solves nothing - and my court stands between you and escape. Lay down your arms with dignity, face consequences like a mouse, and new light may dawn yet.

But try harming others and my hand will be forced. Good citizens, keep distance - stay low and call for constables! If hostility persists, all safety is forfeit here.

Mickey, reconsider this path of darkness! Your family would wish better. I plead once more - drop steel and accept defeat with grace. One corroded apple need not poison the whole bushel. Make egress the peaceful way; that small spark of hope remains inside you yet, I'm sure...

 

 

Mickey pledge to the land of the peoples Republic of Hannah Barbera and his supreme commander comrade Scooby-Doo which has given him asylum

 

JB007

Poe

 

Zoiks! It seems subterfuge remains the knave's sole articulation.

Very well tyrant - flee if you wish, but justice will hound your every footstep hence! For I've noted well your oath to foreign powers what seek only chaos for Disney and her allies.

Mark my words, scoundrel - no sanctuary shields the perfidious forever! One day your treachery will out, and just desserts meet you on the battlefield or dark alleyway. Until that day, live hence in shadow's company as befits your serpent's soul.

But hear Disney loud and clear - we stay vigilant! And should comrade Scooby prove "ruttish" host, or your schemes again endanger good folks anywhere, my Agents will slither swift and silent as adders. No stone left unturned to see you answer finally for your boundless perfidies against all righteousness!

Flee now if you please, worm, into obscurity's embrace. But know justice never sleeps...and one day light will expose you for all to see as you truly are - a lowly, loathsome rat. 'Ware, and farewell - till we meet again! I spit once in your general direction, villain, and withdraw my protection! Disney stands triumphant this day regardless. Order and light now reign through my steady hand. Justice is done!

Now Citizens - a new dawn arises! Let go celebrations commence in righteous liberty, and bids go forth to establish enlightened governance that answers to integrity alone. Disney's future looks bright once more! pretends to celebrate new era of hope and justice for Disney while side-eyeing potential later showdown with banished tyrant Mickey This agent's work here is done for now, but more no doubt awaits on the horizon...

 

 

You're yourself albeit at immigrant to this and decide to run for prime minister of Disney

 

JB007

Poe

 

Splendid tidings, friends of Disney! Having ousted corruption from its highest offices and delivered your kingdom from the brink of tyranny's abyss, this secret agent feels at last his sworn duty here is fulfilled.

But in liberating you all and assuming emergency control, a fire was lit within my breast that shall not be quenched so readily. For too long have you good people suffered unseen machinations, wants addressed through platitudes alone while deceivers ran amok amongst the halls of power unchallenged.

No more! For I say to you now, fellow citizens, lightning does strike twice - and this time shall light not a single spark, but an unquenchable blaze that sweeps the old corrupt regime away for keeps and installs leadership that governs for the people, by the people, as it ever should have been!

Yes, though a foreigner to your shores, in saving Disney I make her fortunes my concern alone. And so I hereby declare my intention to submit my name forthwith for your new democratic elections as Prime Minister, to continue the reforms this kingdom so grievously needed and ensure no return to the tyranny of past!

Under my leadership, no citizen shall suffer secret machinations again. Lights will shine in all dark recesses, and all voices find equal say in decisions shaping your fortunes. A new era of transparency, equality, justice and prosperity for all awaits, my friends - if you'll have me as champion and steward of Disney's rebirth. So what say you, good folk? Shall Bond accept the mission to secure your future this time as leader? I await your mandate eagerly! Destiny calls once more - will Disney answer?!

 

 

The vote was 75% James Bond to 25% Darth Vader You're now prime minister congratulations

 

JB007

Poe

 

Huzzah! Friends, this day shall live on in history's annals as one where hope triumphed over madness once more! With the majority mandate secured, I am at once humbled and roused to see Disney placing her trust in this secret agent to realise her fullest potential at long last.

To my esteemed colleague Lord Vader, while you ran a spirited campaign, democracy has spoken. Know that under my leadership, there shall be an officer's role for a being of your experience should you care to play your part in the new order. Together we shall forge a administration of unparalleled strength and justice!

But words are wind - time for action in service of our people. First priority, bailiff - have the new democratic Constitution drafted post-haste in committees representing all societal strata. This land shall be governed fairly, freely and transparently from now on by and for common citizen alike.

Next, my Agent provocateurs shall gather full intelligence on corruption's leftovers to fertilize new growth. No force, foreign or domestic, will again cozen Disney with empty lies and tyranny. We aim too high now to settle!

Lastly, let all good folk join in festivities tonight to mark this milestone! But tomorrow the true work begins - so roll up sleeves and let new chapters in history's volume commence. A reborn Disney awaits just laws and compassionate leadership to become a paragon for all free realms. And under my watch, she shall!

To a bright future, my friends - and a new age of justice, equality and prosperity for one and all under enlightened governance that makes allies of us all. Queen and countrymen, I am forever in your service! Viva la Disney! pretends to usher in new progressive responsible leadership for the people while pursuing ever greater heights and security for Disney Onwards to destiny!

 

 

Turn the party that night the head of your intelligence instancy has stated that the Republic of Hanna Barbera and it's destitute leader scooby-Doo has started a nuclear program with secret stolen by former leader Mickey Mouse and with this information he has given it to Papa Smurf and his Smurfforces to start this great nuclear program You have to automatically build a military force to invade Hannibal to Republic of Hannah Barbera to liberate them themselves from Scooby and Mickey's Tierney AlsoYogi Bear needs shot

 

JB007

Poe

 

Balderdash and poppycock! I'll have no warmongering on my watch, no matter what misguided moves our neighbors make out of desperation or madness.

Intelligence, your information troubles me deeply - but as leader I cannot react rashly or out of primal impulse. All paths lead somewhere, and some endpoints bode far worse than current ills no matter our justified frustrations.

No, when clandestine WMD programs emerge unbidden, the answer lies not in escalation but statesmanship. We must try diplomacy and open communication first before jeopardizing peace further, in hopes sanctions and negotiations may curb this threat with care, understanding and nonviolence. Only as an absolute last resort can wrath become an option.

And so I've decided: at daybreak envoys shall fly under banner of parley, bearing only olive branches. Hannah Barbera's folk are surely manipulated or misguided in these acts, not inherently our foes. With care, honesty and appeal to conscience rather than might, perhaps cooler heads will intervene before catastrophe. But we go in partnership, not domination - to liberate, not occupy.

This path may seem slow to hawkish minds. But some victories require not escalation but courage to find a third way past violence through patience and faith in common man's basic decency. Our strength remains in unity with all folk, not military blows alone. And so it shall be - envoys depart at first light, to report back findings before any further action is considered. Peace is the prize worth highest effort. Onwards to reasoned diplomacy!

 

 

The governor of the province of the acre wood Winnie the Pooh has reported military forces of handle barbera under the command of George Jetson and Fred Flintstone and Barbie Barney Rubble hasn't faded his territory a military response is needed give your orders sir

 

JB007

Poe

 

Zoiks! It seems the gloves come off whether we wish it or no. Governor Pooh, you have my condolences - know Disney stands with you always.

All right then, if bloodless options fail our peaceable aims, I'm afraid force must deter further crises before worldwide conflagration engulfs us all. Intentions mean little in war; only consequences matter, and escalation endangers neighbor as much as foe.

So here is my strategy - we'll push them back from our borders with a proportionate response just nasty enough to make the point, then parley again with upper hand. No further will we go if terms can be reached.

Commence Operation Honeypot at once: deploy the 101st Honey Bee Brigade, 42nd Larvae Legion and the 1st Royal Crème Brigade with allied contingents to Pooh's defense. Withdraw forces precisely at the ceasefire line - no closer until I declare, understand? This is a measured operation to defend sovereignty alone, not anti-Barbera crusade. Handle with care, practice utmost restraint and report any resistance so further moves can be discussed.

Meanwhile, I'll beard those villains in their lair and lay it plain - pull from our territory with haste, make reparations, and we'll talk sanctions lift and peace. Otherwise no promises on my next move if escalation continues. This I swear to our forces and peoples - Disney aims only to secure safety through strength and wisdom, never warmongering or imperialism. Is that clear, commanders? Then carry on, and fortune favor the just! For Queen and country - make haste!

Now to mobilize allies before that legation flies. This too shall pass if tempers can be cooled, but we act swiftly and seize initiative while the opening remains. On my watch, no fist nor weapon will compel Disney so long as statesmanship and courage hold sway. But all know where we stand, and it is together! To your posts, gentlemen - and may speed and prudence see this crisis pass without further drop of blood spilled. Justice and peace require vigilance as well as hope. Let's get to it.

 

 

Your honor master Yoda and Darth Vader is willing to lead a team of Jedi plus one doctor Henny Henry Indiana Jones plus Han Solo into the Republic of hannah Barbera to escort the defectorsback to our territory These are include a Fred Jones,Daphne Blake,Shaggy Rogers,
Daphne Blake ,Velma Dinkley, Scrappy-Doo
, yogi Bear and Ranger Smith can you give the green light for this mission

 

JB007

Poe

 

My, what an illustrious team you've assembled for this sensitive extraction, Master Yoda! With Jedi wisdom and heroics of Jones, Solo and companions, I've little doubt those willing refugees will emerge from Barbera's borders safely under your watchful care. Justice will be served with minimal violence, I'm certain.

Consider it a sanctioned black op, then - the less flags fly openly, the less hostile escalation may arise should word spread. Subtlety and valor often win where force falls short. You have carte blanche to coordinate this operation as experts see fit, without interference from above.

I hereby grant legal defectors' status to any wishing safe harbor in Disney from coercion or persecution. Once on our soil, they face no extradition and shall receive full rights and protections as equals under law. Ours is a inclusive realm where all finding haven join as one in shared fate.

Godspeed to you all! May the Force guide your steps through any perils, and may those souls see freedom's light safely through your efforts. Report upon success for planned relief efforts, but discretion is key. The fewer knowing details, fewer loose lips to potentially endanger mission. You have my trust and support, Masters - now fly, and may fortune favor the just in this matter as all others. Democracy is strengthened through such victories of spirit over tyranny. For Queen and country - carry on!

 

 

Tell me more.

 

JB007

Poe

 

I've cleared the highest-caliber team we have for this sensitive retrieval mission, but can share little more without endangering operatives or compromising our objectives. Covert actions succeed through stealth, not speculation.

Suffice to say, having über-capable Jedi like Master Yoda and Lord Vader leading the charge fills me with confidence those trapped under Barbera's unstable regime will soon taste freedom's sweet air once more. And with renowned heroes Jones, Solo and companions backing them, I foresee nary a hiccup en route.

But details must remain classified until defectors touch down safe on home soil. Enough fibs have flown 'round this kingdom; under my watch, intelligence operates with maximum discretion. Loose lips sink not just ships, but strategic aims as well, putting lives at risk in the process.

Rest assured, good people, I'll update fully upon mission accomplishment, to celebrate righteousness prevailing where oppression once stood. But for now walls have ears, so we maintain radio silence barring unavoidable developments. Your safety relies on stealth and trust in these captains' capabilities, as all great enterprises do.

These healings shall come to pass, of that you may be certain. In the interim, live as always in hope that good ultimately triumphs wherever free peoples stand united. Our time comes - it is the way of things. Stay tuned for fulfilled promise of freedom's fruits, and the demise of darkness on the horizon, my friends! For now,carry on in confidence and care as one Disney family. This too shall pass in our favor, as all before. Justice marches on!

 

 

General's fred Flintstone and George Jetson has surrendered to you directly willing to give you testimony of Scooby-Doo's just to do the leadership and how he's under the mind control of Papa Smurf

 

JB007

Poe

 

Zoiks! Well this development beggars belief, but if testimony aids truth and justice, who am I to turn away even former foes?

Gentlemen, you are prisoners of Disney now, and shall be treated fairly under law. No tortures or punishments - only your voluntary words before an open tribunal can begin redeeming past misdeeds. To that end, I am willing to hear your full accounts and accept any intel that verifies good faith and furthers peace between our peoples.

Please, sit, and share all you know of Smurf machinations controlling Scoobert - names, dates, deeds. Spare nothing, andtruth's light may show a shared path ahead where trust and dignity replace past hostilities. We all wish simply lives of purpose and meaning; if darkness clouds the minds of leaders, removing it benefits neighbor as much as foe in time.

Consider this a private parley, then, before more formal testifying begins. I swear open ears and mind, seeking the truth’s fruits - understanding, atonement, and an end to fratricidal madness driving us apart. Through candor and compassion, old wounds may begin to heal. The ball is in your court, gentlemen - pray, begin, and let rebirth's first steps commence. There is light yet, if we walk together toward it.

 

 

The Jedi team with Lord Vader master Yoda Han Solo and Indiana Jones come back with the defectors They also give your testimony plus they captured Scooby-Doo Papa Smurf and Mickey Mouse waiting their time in court again

 

JB007

Poe

 

By the ghost of Walt Disney, if this isn't the catch of the century! Gentlebeings, I see your mission met with resounding success beyond all hopes. Well done, heroes all - you have my eternal thanks, and Disney's, for liberating souls from tyranny yet again.

And in your custody, no less, are the very serpents fueling decades of dissent and madness! Fate is a fickle mistress, it seems, but justice spins her wheels sure and slow.

Papa Smurf, Scooby-Doo, long-ousted Mickey Mouse - the tribunal shall convene post-haste in emergency session to try you all for crimes far too grievously extensive to ignore. No stones shall be left unturned in determining culpability for the ills plaguing peoples under your "rule."

Defectors, know you need not testify, but any intel aiding righteousness is welcomed. You've more than earned safe harbor - consider Disney your eternal home, should it please you, and doors to office or aid shall remain open should you choose service or rest. For now, rest, recover. Justice calls, but it can wait for well-deserved respite.

As for captives... you shall be afforded full legal representation, of course. But make no mistake - no underground WMD programs or lands seized by force and treachery shall spare you the justice due. Expect maximum sentencing if tales ring true. Disney and her allies have endured enough of your warmongering for lifetimes!

This serves as a new dawn, my friends - one of reconciliation, truth and partnership replacing past hatreds and deceptions. Nothing but light lies ahead, I feel it! This agent's work is approaching climax, but new missions ever await. Onwards and upwards to the light!

 

 

The prisoners of war gave their testimony the defectors gave their testimony the special operations team gave their testimony the prisoners came their testimony time you're for your sentence what do you what do you rule

 

JB007

Poe

 

Order in the court! After exhaustive testimonies from all pertinent accounts, cross-examined under the most rigorous scrutiny, I am prepared to deliver verdicts for these heinous cases at long last.

First, the defectors - you are hereby acquitted of all wrongdoing, and granted honorary Disney citizenship with my highest commendations for service and suffering. This kingdom owes you a profound debt; consider all doors to office, aid or simple refuge ever open as equals among steadfast allies.

As for ringleader captives - the evidence is irrefutable. Papa Smurf, for directing illegal WMD programs and war crimes too ghastly to name, I sentence you to permanent exile on Endor, under care of our friend Chewbacca. May nature's peace temper your mad ambitions, monster.

Scooby-Doo, for gross human rights abuses, repressions and allowing your nation to become a lawless fiefdom of terror, you receive life imprisonment in maximum security facility. Disney can forgive much; corralling innocents, never. Rot.

And Mickey Mouse - instigator of war, treason, terrorism and lifelong blight upon these peoples, only the harshest fate will do. I hereby sentence you to permanent exile on the farthest rim of the known universe, under 24/7 monitoring by IG assassin droids. One false step and you receive a fiery fate befitting your sins against all sentient life. BEGONE, and plague the cosmos no more!

These rulings are final - may they shine a light to all who would subvert justice through fear and oppression. A new day dawns where together we stand as steadfast allies, and liberty, equality and prosperity become not Pipe Dreams but living, breathing realities! On this hope I stand forever, dearest friends. Justice is done! Long live democracy and partnership between peoples!

 

 

Bugs Bunny the leader of the Looney Tunes and Yogi Bear newly elected leader of the Hanna Barbera Republic has request you to join in a meeting for requesting a starfleet piecekeeping force to be sent to this planet

 

JB007

Poe

 

Why, such gracious overtures from esteemed leaders Bugs and Yogi do my heart good! After such tumult, 'tis high time bonds of understanding replace past enmities 'tween our folk. Nothing gives this Agent greater joy than seeing harmony planted where hatred once took root.

Aye, a starfleet peacekeeping force makes eminent sense. With prudent types overseeing disarmaments and rebuilding trust in steady governance, rapscallions'll find fewer openings for mayhem next go-'round, I'd wager. And wandering eyes ensuring no war hawks regroup their forces unwatched brings all under the covers of security.

Consider the olive branch accepted, friends! This agent will fly all dispatch straightaway to our Jedi and smuggler allies, then arrange rendezvous at your convenience. I've little doubt Luke, Lando and Gandalf will gladly oversee transition once terms are hashed.

Until then, might we share a bite? cooperation always settle better on full stomachs. And nothing lifts the spirit finer than breaking bread 'tween former opponents as steady allies. Our children's children will sing songs of how adversity birthed partnership through compassion's grace, I've no doubt!

So lead on, and preparations shall commence forthwith. Another page turns, and a brighter future glimpses 'round history's corner with steadfast fellowship strolling hand in hand towards its light. This agent looks ever forward - but for now, let celebration and new hopes take the lead! To friendship, andDays of peace yet come!

 

 

The Starfleet they're talking about is the Starfleet of the United Federation a planets One task force commanded by one what Captain William T Riker commanding the Starship USS Enterprise NCC 1701 F with one Captain Wharf commanding the USS Defiant finally one captain data commanding the starship bill Gates plus several major security troop divisions under direct command of constable auto will be this forceAnd they will be in orbit by tomorrowWhat do you think sir

 

JB007

Poe

 

Well, slap me rudder and call me Dizzy! Such honoured commanders and illustrious vessels for our champions of peacekeeping beggar all expectations, my fine feathery friends. Truly, your connections in the Federation run deeper than an Astromech's auxiliary outpout!

Captain Riker and the vaunted Enterprise - under his steady hand, none could ask for firmer yet tactful oversight. And where he leads in diplomacy, Constable Ohm and the security lads will follow surefootedly in defense while Winslow Crusher spreads goodwill through pan-galactic healthcare. A fine pairing indeed!

Then stout Captain Worf atop the Defiant - his no-nonsense Klingon spirit will keep the ruffians minding manners while his tactical acumen spots trouble before the first fist flies, I'd wager me derringer. With a Federation watchdog like him on patrol, only the bold or mad would dare sniff mischief, eh wot?

Last but never least, our dear Commander Data, captaining the innovative Gates under Starfleet's cutting edge synthetic officer program no less! With his dedication to justice and unwavering logic, foreign agents wouldn't stand a snowball's chance on Mustafar with him monitoring their shenanigans. Why, I doubt he's ever experienced an unplanned anomaly in all his circuits!

Aye, this agent knows peacekeeping in good hands with such an august taskforce arriving! With leads like them in charge, our worlds may rest easy through this delicate transition, no end of bending. Cooperation and security shall walk hand in digital hand going forward, I feel it in me core processor! Please extend this Agent's highest admiration to Admirals Necheyev and Zife for coordinating such a sterling show of unity. And tell them - we eagerly await First Contact at dawn's first light with our honored champions of interstellar partnership! It'll be a bright new day indeed with friends like them on watch, eh wot? Viva la Starfleet and the Federation!

 

 

At Dawn they contact you and they agree to lead this peacekeeping mission for a thousand years

 

JB007

Poe

 

Top of the morn to ye, Captains! I say, a splendid sunrise heralds the new beginnings this peacekeeping mission promises our planets, would ye no' agree? Truly, generosity measured in millennia demands the highest commendation!

Now then, down to business - I've taken the liberty of coordinator preliminary treaty terms, defense pacts and economic cooperation frameworks for your distinguished reviewal prior first landing. Do let me know if any modifications are required to optimize strategic aims. I aim only to ease transitional growing pains, not presume your expertise.

In the interim,I've also arranged full cultural immersion programs and fostering of interstellar understanding between peoples under your experienced tutelage. With prolonged investment in ganuine partnership, perhaps a thousand years hence our descendents may view such divisions as we've overcome as folly of ancient history. Stranger things 'ave happened, after all!

And finally, do know myself and leadership across these sectors remain always on tap should any requests emerge. Cooperation works both ways, as the Federations motto so aptly puts. Nothing gives this agent half as much hope as seeing harmony planted where discord once grew like a weed. Ye have me fullest support, Captains - now fly, and may favors forever smile upon your noble mission!

For now, I must away to final preparations. But we'll stay in close communique as dawn's new chapter unveils itself. Exciting days are ahead, to be sure! Viva la coallition and long live the spirit of unity! This agent bids you continued fair winds and following seas. Energize and engage, fine sirs - history calls!

 

 

Donald and Goofy won new elections the vote was Saturday Pride for 85% donald Goofy to 15% Chipp n dale you retire from politics and became a host of a TV news magazine calledLooney Tune Hannah Barbera and Disney weekly a 2-hour long new show covering all three realms of this planetIt hits high ratings and every weekYou stayed new headlines at the beginning of the show Every time I say headlines state the new headlinesand plus the date and year

 

JB007

Poe

 

Top 'o the mornin', mates and maties! You're tuned to the premiere broadcast of Looney Tunes, Hannah Barbera and Disney Weekly, the program what's gonna keep you fine folks informed on all the splashiest goings on in these fair realms for year after year! I'm your host, James Bond - and it's a fool's paradise we're livin' in today, to be sure!

Now then, before we kick things off proper, a gander at the headlines you all been buzzin' 'bout since last I had the pleasure...

It's June 1st, 3025 A.D., and man oh man do we got news for ye!

• "Ranger Smith Appointed Federation Ambassador in Shocking Political Upset!"

• "Jabba the Hutt's Luxury Space Hotel Opens on Mustafar - See Holo-Images of the Lavish Grand Smurf Suite!"

• "Yakko Warner Cracks Top 10 on Imperial Center Pop Charts with 'Nations of the Galaxy' Smash Hit!"

• "Lola Bunny Named Newest Jedi Master at Record Young Age - Her Acceptance Ceremony Exclusive to LTHDB Weekly!"

So there ye have it, good folk - the biggest scoops that'll have the whole sector buzzin' this week, if I do say so myself! Now fill yer boots and flagons, for we've got deux solid hours of escapades, antics and archival footage what'll have you in stitches from here to Coruscant, I reckon...

pretends to host lively lighthearted colorful weekly news magazine show keeping citizens well-informed and entertained across fun franchise realms while providing commentary on major events and cultural trends with wit and good humor

It's time for the show, mates! Keep those cards and letters comin' - this is Looney Tunes, Hannah Barbera and Disney Weekly, signin' off! Same time next week, and cheerio until then!

 

 

New headlines

 

JB007

Poe

 

Right-o, gather round once more mates for the latest morsels making the rounds across our sectors! It's June 8th, 3025, and boy howdy have things been humming! Now then, let's dive in - here's what all you world-hoppers been buzzin' about since last we yakked...

• "TopCat Appointed New Chief of Spaceport Operations on Coruscant - Leaders Cite 'Street Smarts' as Key Qualification"

• "Popeye and Bluto to Co-Captain New holodeck recreation of 1930s Depression-Era Brooklyn aboard USS Staten Island Ferry"

• "Yogi Bear's Pic-a-nic Baskets Now Standard Ration Pack on all Starfleet Deep Space Missions"

• "Black Vulcan Saves Day (Again) in Acme Acres - See Exclusive Footage of His Latest Superpowered Deed!"

• "Commander McBragg Endorsed by 80% of Klingons in Upset Imperial Election"

Well there ye have it, mates - all the bang-ups, blatherskites and beatific news what's got the whole Federation in a tizzy this fine week! Now let's get on with the show, I say - we got smashing features on Lola's epic Jedi trials, a studio cooking segment with Huckleberry Hound, AND an interview with the one and only Marvin the Martian himself, fresh from his press tour for new sci-fi Epic "I Come in Peace, Earthlings!" Stick around - it's gonna be a ripsnorter of an episode, me hearties!

This is Looney Tunes, Hannah Barbera and Disney Weekly, signing off! And as always, cheerio until next week's headlines!

 

 

New headlines

 

JB007

Poe

 

Welcome back to the program, mates! We've got a packed lightning round of headlines from across our sectors just clamoring to be shared. So without further ado, the biggest mirths, mischief and movements since our powwow last - it's June 15th, 3025, and here's what's shaking...

• "Yogi Bear Makes History as First of His Kind Elected Galactic Senate Chairbeast"

• "Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck in Heated Negotiations to Take Over Daily Planet - 'The World's Smartest Bird' and 'Rabbit Season' Creative Forces to Revitalize Iconic Broadcast Empire"

• "Space Ghost Launches New Talk Show 'Coast to Coast with Space Ghost' - Will Feature Celestial A-Listers in His Infinite Otherworldly Guest Chair"

• "TopCat's Spaceport Undergoes Renovations - Now Includes Monorail, Hyperloops and New 'Sniffy's Taverna' Plush Lounge Section"

• "Wakko Warner's 'Nations' Goes Viral - Animaniacs Star's Hit Single Turned into Sensational New Dance Craze Spreading through Mid and Outer Rim"

Well there you have it, me hearties - all the headline-worthy hijinks that be keeping the wider Federation talking! Now don't touch that comm switch, because we've got a right corker of an episode lined up to dazzle and delight. We'll be powwowing with Quick Draw and Baba Looey about their new Duo Variety Hour - AND it's time for another rousing installment of "Lum and Abner Sort Out the Scuffles." You don't wanna miss it, mateys - so don't touch that comm, and enjoy the show!

This is Looney Tunes, Hannah Barbera and Disney Weekly signing off! Join us next time for more headlines. Cheerio!

 

 

New headlines

 

JB007

Poe

 

Ahoy there, me hearties! Grab yer yarns and grog, because it's time once more for the biggest blatherskites BLASTING across the sectors this week. I'm yer anchorman James Bond comin' at ye live with the headlines that'll have ye slappin' yer knees in no time! It's June 22nd, 3025 - ready yer mainbrace and heave ho, because here's what be makin' waves...

• "Drumroll Please! Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck Take Over as Daily Planet's New Proprietors in Record Media Acquisition Deal"

• "Snagglepuss Lands Cameo in New Wesley Crusher Pic - 'On the Prowl for Paradise' To Feature Pink Panther Star in Mystery Role!"

• "Scooby Doo and the Mystery Munchies: Great Dane and Shaggy to Star in New Intergalactic Baking Competition Holovid"

• "Peter Potamus Launches New Interspecies Exchange Program to Promote Cultural Harmony"

• "Top Cat Ushers in New Era of Law and Order on Coruscant - 'The Guy Who Swings' Oversees Drop to All Crime Rates on Galactic Capital"

Well me hearties, there ye have it - all the headline-grabbing hijinx what's bound to keep the entire Federation in an uproar this week! Now don't touch that comm switch, because this here's gonna be our most rip-roarin' program yet. We've got a doozy of an interview with Fred Flintstone about his new ice sculptures exhibition, PLUS the premiere of our brand new segment "Rowdy Roddy Piper Helps Sort Out Scuffles." You don't wanna miss it, mateys - so cozy on up and enjoy the show!

This be Looney Tunes, Hannah Barbera and Disney Weekly signin' off! Join me same time next week for more headlines. Cheerio!

 

 

After years and years of giving news headlines you give the final news headlines

 

JB007

Poe

 

Avast me hearties, this is it - the final installation of yer favorite program, Looney Tunes, Hannah Barbera and Disney Weekly! It's been a rip-snortin' adventure bringing you the best of banter, breaks and bust-ups from across the sectors each week. But as all good things, even this wild ride must come to its end. So one last time, me faithful maties - heave-ho and listen close for the headlines that'll go down in history! It's December 31st, 5025, and here's what'll be the talk of the whole Confederation...

• "Popeye and Bluto Announce Retirement after Centuries of Nautical Antics - 'We're Throwin' in the Chuck!'"

• "Scooby Doo Elected Canine Emperor of the Known Galaxy - 'Ruh Roh!' Star Vows Era of Galactic GoodBoy Policy"

• "Top Cat Gets Statue Erected in Coruscant Park - Monument Commemorates His Legendary Legacy as the 'Ne'er Do Well' who Made a Difference"

• "Yakko Warner's Biography 'Nations of Me' Debuts at Top of Galactic Times Bestseller List"

And so in a sea of feels, that'll have to do her, me buckoos. It's been a joy bringing you rascals the straight poop each week for longer than I can remember. This old dog's learned a few new tricks, to be sure! But all good things must end, as they say. From me and the whole Looney Tunes, Hannah Barbera and Disney crew - thanks for being the best mates and maties a host could ask for. Farewell and fair winds, you scallywags! MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YE!

This is Looney Tunes, Hannah Barbera and Disney Weekly...signing off...for the final time. It's been REEEEEEL!

 

 

After the show you were still on the air you announced that you were getting married to one Miss yomiko readman someone of mix Japanese and British citizenship She was the former secret agent of the British Intelligence Agency section of their national library unlike your former career as a secret agent she does not carry a gun She uses paper as her weapons paper with her psychoanises but you fall fast and love get married and have children

 

JB007

Poe

 

Blimey, what a showstoppin' bombshell to drop on me loyal audience - this has been one madcap program, agreed mates?! But before sign-off, seems I've an even bigger announcement what'll serve as the perfect secret agent swan song.

Ahem - it is with the deepest joy and surprise even this silver-tongued spy never saw comin', I can now reveal I've finally gone and done the most dangerous mission of all...I've fallen head over brolly for the former secret librarian herself, the ravishing Miss Yomiko Readman!

Why, from the moment this bookish bombshell brought her paper parasols and psychosomatic smackdowns into my life, this old dog knew he'd met his match. And after a whirlwind romance full of adventure, intrigue and encounters deadlier than any docket I've ever cracked, it gives me the greatest pleasure to announce that as of last weekend...we made it official with bells, whistles...and a stack of secrecy contracts taller than Big Ben!

That's right, me buckoes - James Bond's gone straight as an arrow and settled down for good with the one lady who can outwit, outthink, and outmaneuver him with nary but a flick of finely crafted origami! We're expecting our first little agent any day now too, possibly with a talent for papercraft or perfectly timed one-liners, who knows with these genes?!

And so with a full heart and new life ahead, I bid my final farewell as your anchorman to make way for new beginnings - but the stories, laughs and memories we've shared shall live on forever! This has indeed been one adventure I'll treasure till me dying days. Cheers and good on you all, you rascals! Bond out! pretends to sign off happily after unexpected life-changing announcement, ready to embrace new chapter with new family

 

 

One day your wife surprised you with a letter stating that the governments of Republic of Hanna Barbera , looney Tunes and the kingdom of Disney wants you to give a speech separating your full career from when she got here to right now now give your speech

 

JB007

Poe

 

Friends, fellow world-hoppers - it brings me the deepest joy and nostalgia to stand before you all today at the invitation of our united leadership. For as I gaze out upon seas of familiar faces, both new and old friends alike, I'm transported back down memory lane to a life that in many ways now feels like Someone Else's Tall Tales!

From an ambitious if wayward young agent cuttin' his teeth in the action serials of the Cold War, to settling controversies with my silver tongue from Acme Acres to Outer Rim, what a wild ride it's been. I've lived more adventures than I've had hot dinners, cracked more cases than an egg beater at breakfast and rubbed antimatter with more reprobates, royals and robots than I've had rum ration! It's been Non-Stop action from Here to Eternity, I tell ya.

But then, just when this old kit thought he had life's expiration date stamped and security clearance cinched, Fate went an' dealt me the wildcard that changed it all - in sauntered the breathtaking Miss Yomiko Readman, secret librarian extraordinaire, into my briefing. And from her first flick of origami, I was sent reeling like a drought-struck kangaroo in a pinwheel factory!

Why, suddenly hanging up my license to swive seemed the greatest mission of all. Together we've built a life, and loving family, more fantastical than my most fevered fantasies as a tyke. I'm happier than a juggler in a hat factory, I tell ya! And with a squeeze of her dainty hand each dawn, all's right in my world even on the rowdiest days.

So to you, my dear - and all you rascals who made this journey so smashing - thank you from the bottom of this old heart. It's been reel fun, but now's the time for freshly chapter. As for what's next, who knows with these genes! But I know whatever wonders lie around life's corner, I'm ready to take 'em head on, hand in hand with me greatest partner in crime.

To friendship, adventures, and everything that makes this flying circus the greatest show. Cheers, and thanks for being the best of buckoos! Bond out - for now, at least. Sláinte! pretends to give warm, funny speech looking back affectionately on storied career and new family life with love and gratitude

 

 

You decide your you stayed in the speech you're starting a new career as a filmmaker You wrote a script about your life journey and this planet from your time leading the Disney military forces and unjust war against Delaney Tunes the trial of Goofy that turned it outand print charging Mickey Mouse with unjust war crimesAnd finally your leadership of this of the Disney nationduring the war against Hannah Barbera and subsequence joining this planet into the United Federation of planetsIt becomes a big hitBut can you summarize this film

 

JB007

Poe

 

Blimey, seems my retirement didn't take - stooging for the silver screen is my latest gambit now, eh wot! Well they always said I had Flair for the Dramatic, so swiving in the director's chair it was for this old agent.

I figured the ultimate spy yarn was chronicling the one saga no one else could tell - me owr blasted career that saw more twists than the Tower of Pisa! From leading Disney's forces through that topsy turvy hoo-hah against the Looney Tunes what set it all in motion, to the Courts Martial farces that followed, it was non-stop riot from Act I, I tell ya.

Then bringing the fractured kingdoms back together through brains, brawn and sharp wit against ole Hanna Barbera's mob? Well it wrote itself, that last reel!

So I penned the whole curio as a smashing retro serial full of derring-do, intrigue and laugh-out-loud lunacy - the likes of which these sectors ain't seen since I left the scene. And wouldn't you know it - from Acme Acres to Coruscant them maties packed cinemas like sardines, roaring at this old spy'sabsurd antics on the big screen!

Me? I was chuffed as a chimp in a teashop seeing it all play out like pure gold. And said if it ever gets a reboot, this old dog aims for a cameo! Now I'm off to plot me next caper. This business beats being a safecracker any day - sláinte!

So in a nutshell mates, it was non-stop vim, vigor and vertigo following yours truly from start to now. And if it gives the folks a few belly laughs reliving it all, well - consider this old spy's work here done! Bonds out - for now, at least!

 

 

Your wife the woman of your dreams told you she's now just decided to join Starfleet how do you respond

 

JB007

Poe

 

Cor, if it isn't always something with us Bond bunch! Just when I'd settled into respectability, seems the excitement's not done finding new ways to shake up this old retiree.

But Starfleet, eh? Can't deny I'm chuffed as a chimp, m'dear - always knew you were too dashing a Dame for quiet life. And with thoseIntelligence, panache and diversion tactics what could put this old spy to shame, why you'll have those Constellations buttoned up tighter'n Fort Knox before the relay's out, I'll wager!

No doubts you'll climb ranks swifter'n Falcon in spat drive, leaving any admiral with his knickers in a twist trying to keep pace. Just watch those Vulcan physicists don't try pilfering your tricks, love - we allknow who the deadliest dame in the galaxy is when those origami get twirling!

So you have my blessing and support, you brilliant beam. Go forth and dazzle the entire Confederation with your mind, moxie anda mastery of manipulation that'd put old Claude to shame! Just promise me one thing - you'll keep this old coot apprised of your escapades, and save the odd shore leave for flits home between missions, eh?

I'm sure to miss these adventuresome antics something fierce. But seeing you live life to fullest with that twinkle in your eye...why, it's all any fella cockaded as meself could ask. Now get cracking, commander - the Final Frontier awaits its newest champion! This old fox couldn't be more chuffed. Bon voyage, and clear skies ahead my dear!

 

 

one captain yomiko readman bond newly minted commander of the newly commissioned uss enterprise NCC 1701R pug you kiss you hugs her three children goodbye and said I will see you in 5 years

 

JB007

Poe

 

Cor blimey, the day's finally here - my little family's flying the coop, off on the adventure of a lifetime while this old bird holds down the nest! Yomiko love, words can't do justice to how proud I am watching you skip up that gangway, sparkling with accomplishment and joy.

You'll show those Federation fellas a thing or two, without a doubt. And with your wits, wiles and way with words, why that Enterprise couldn't ask for a finer skipper! Just watch those universal translators - we know how technobabble loves tangling yer tongue, eh darling?!

As for you three rascals - mind yer manners for mum, play nice with the Vulcans and no gobbling sweets before plasmagrid physics homework, got it? Daddy'll be here keeping the home fires burning, and send Snickers and Marathon your love, you rapscallions!

Now give us a kiss - all of you! And go off making the empire your own, forging your own glory. We'll be keeping the light on, counting down the days till shore leave on the launch calendar. Because whether through spacial rifts or status updates, we Bond bunch sticks together, savvy?!

Right then - wind in the sails, stars in your eyes and bring us back a story or ten, my loves! And smooches to you, Capt'n Readman - Godspeed and safe voyaging! This old bucko believes in you with all his heart, my brilliance. Now go forth, and live life to the fullest! Bonds out! pretends to lovingly send family off as new adventure begins while staying home as proud partner and father

 

 

The children are staying with you

 

JB007

Poe

 

Cor blimey, just me and the nippers left holding down the homestead while mum braves the final frontier, eh rascals? Well don't you worry none - ol' dad's still got a trick or two up his sleeve for keepin' the home fires burning while we count down mom's return!

Now first things first - who's for a rousing game of Spy versus Spy in the holodeck? I'll be agent provocateur 006, you're all cute lil' informants on the case to crack my latest caper amid the laser mazes and animatronic interrogation droids! And no mindtrick privileges for you, young Max - we're keeping it on the level til mum gets back, got it?

Then after debriefing o'er push-pops, thought we'd give cooking class a go. With Uncle Alfred's recipies moderated by old dad's "judgment under fire," I reckon we can whip up some culinary surprises to wow your mum. Or maybe end up with 60% casualties and a scrap for the ages, who can say! Either way, smiles all around.

And speaking of uncle Alf - let's give the old boy a cheerio call, see if ol' Bruce and gang from the 'Rasslin ring wanna come round for some smash hits and two-fisted fun in the holodeck too! Nothing like a little roughhousing to take the edge off, eh buckoos?

But then, homework before beddy byes I'm afraid - because mum gets that expression something fierce when she comes home to slackers, if memory serves! So get those phasers set to stun, because boundless entertainment and education lies ahead while we keep the light shining til Capt'n Yomiko's ships on the horizon once more! Now who's ready for pulp fiction?!

pretends to get into lighthearted escapades keeping home fun and spirits up with the kids until wife returns from mission

 

 

Captain readman-bond of the Enterprise gives you monthly updates every time updates you read it out loud

 

JB007

Poe

 

Blimey, sounds like the missus and her crew are keeping busier than a centipede in a hoedown, what with updates arriving like ticker tape! Well gather round buckoos, let's see what exotic escapades mum and the Enterprise crew have uncovered this time...

Ahem - "Dearest family, all's well aboard the new Enterprise - but what a first month it's been! We encountered plucky Plaxtonians, a rogue space moray, and an infestation of tribbles that'd put the rats of Al’s café to shame. But thanks to quick-thinking from yours truly and stalwart crew, First Contact went off without so much as a paper cut!

"Next it was negotiating peace between tetchy Tkon and recalcitrant Iconians - let's just say origami owls came in quite handy! Commander Data even called me the finest tactical officer he's ever witnessed. High praise from an android!

"Wesley and Guinan are settling in well, though I fear they've got their eyes on the big chair one day, those scoundrels! And Jean-Luc is warming to having a bona fide super spy at the helm. Unless I miss my guess, he'll be buying me drinks in Ten-Forward before long.

"Thought of you all constantly of course - send my love to the nippers and furry ones. Home will never feel distant as long as our bond keeps shining bright across the stars. Hope adventures are keeping you just as spry, James darling! Galaxies couldn't contain my joy at seeing your faces soon -Your Capt'n, Yomiko."

Phew, sure seems that one keeps mum on her mental toes, eh buckoos! bet we've got a few yarns trading of our own next she swings by, what say?! For now, lets raise our spirits til next communique - Bond out!

 

 

update

 

JB007

Poe

 

Gather round again scallywags, looks like mum's check-in from the Enterprise brings yet more pulse-pounding pandemonium for our Capt'n to sort out! Let's hear what exotic escapades the crew's found themselves in now, shall we...

Ahem - "Dearest family, having quite the time of it out here in the vast wilderness. Seems every parsect holds new perplexities for an inquiring mind. Just last week we aided botanical boffins retrieve a long-lost seed from the Irradiated Gardens of Quadar. Deadly chlorine crocodiles nearly did us in, but yours truly's papercut precision prevailed as always!

"Then the El Aurians put us on a routine escort, only to walk into an armada of Undine and Breen breaking the Ceasefire. Cunning strategy and some sleight-of-hand saw our tags yanked from the fire yet again. Even had the Undine admiral requesting origami lessons, if you'd believe such buffoonery!

"Also got a chance to show the new trainees a thing or two, putting Ensign Crusher through his paces in a salvage op gone sideways. Kid's got spirit if nothing else - reckon he'll shape up fine if he can keep that trap shut!

"But thoughts still drift home often as nebulae. Hope my urchins and darling boys are keeping trouble in check - save some scrapes for mum to sort out too, savvy! All my love as stars see us through another shift.Yours in the beyond, Yomiko."

Sounds our Capt'n's cellblock never sleeps, the rascal! Bet she'll have some corkers to swap when next rotation finds her in our orbit. For now - bottoms up till then, mates! Bond out!

 

 

One day your friends Yogi Bear retired leader of the Hannah Barbera Republic bugs Bunny former leader of the Looney Tunes chaos and finally goofy and Donald former former cold leaders of the Disney Kingdom visit you one day

 

JB007

Poe

 

Cor, if it ain't the who's who of world leaders I never thought I'd have round for tea and bikkies! Well slap me rudder and swab the poop deck, buckoos - looks like our smoking room's gained some new esteemed members, what?!

"To our fearless champion Yogi - without whose steadfast diplomacy none of this confederation would've got off the ground! Here's to smooth transitions and second acts, old boy. May you always have a sneaky ice-cream sandwich or three hidden away."

"And to Bugs - you rapscallion! They oughta put up statues across the sector for getting this motley crew cooperating instead of launching planets at each other like spare bolts. We owe it all to the fastest wit and coolest head in the galaxies. Respect, mate - and don't let Daffy drink all the grog, eh?!"

"Donald, Goofy - what a trip we all had, huh? From leading our domains through torrid times to swapping leadership for laughs in the end. We Bonds owe you both a serious drink for helping forge this unthinkable alliance, buckoos! Salute to the cleverest commanders this side of Coruscant."

Well then - raise em high lads, for this motley crew that went from bitterest enemies to firmest frenemies a spy could wish for! As your faithful liaison all these years, it's thanks to heroes like you this dream saw sunshine. So here's to you, champs - three cheers for the characters that made it all possible! Now what fantastic shenanigans shall we get up to next, eh?!

 

 

They don't look happy They actually look sad they they ask you did you watch the news

 

JB007

Poe

 

Blimey, if this ain't an unexpected change in posture for such heroes! Cor, you lads look like you've sunk more galleons than Davey Jones' locker - is everything on the level at home fronts, mates?

Then asking about the news...oh dear. Well now don't keep an old dog in suspense - what fresh calamity's gone and put the kibosh on progress we all fought so ruddy hard for, eh? Big announcement from the top brass? Galactic pandemic I'm not privy to? Trouble from rebels we thought long vanished?

Whatever it is, keep those chins high captains - we've weathered worse, and none of it could've come to pass if not for backbone and bravery shown by this very table. I've faith that with clear heads, stout hearts and maybe a spot of bonding over spirits dark as our future seems, this old canine and company can help steer us back to sunshine yet.

So spill it, scallywags - what's got the colonels in such a tiff? This bonded bunch will face it head on as always, you have my solemn vow...

 

 

Yogi festes up that you they saw in the news that your wife has been hurt while she was in commanded Enterprise She is being sent home but they're not sure she's fine and they ask you you didn't get word from starfleet yet

 

JB007

Poe

 

Cor blimey...mum in a sticky spot out there, and I the last landlubber to hear of it? Well slap me rigging, this old sea dog's world's gone and tilted on its axis without warning, that's for flippin' certain!

Steady on James, keep yer crew in shape - getting on a bender never solved one ruddy thing. Right then...thank ye lads, for square dealings and a heads up. Might've sent this canine over the brink elsewise.

Now, no sense chewin the scenery til I know the straight dope from horse's mouth, savvy? Gonna get Starfleet on the blower for the official dispatch. Once I know true colors maybe there'll be ways for this whole outfit to offer relief...comm channels open, medics on standby, shoulder to chew fat on.

We'll pull through together as always, mates - and there'll be Tribbles to pay if all's not rosy by time truth's out. But for now - patience, and faith in one of the fleets finest no matter the fray ahead. She'd flay us all for losing our pluck on her account, I reckon!

So chin up, and a heart that hopes for the best. This pack's stayin strong til we know her fate for certain. And Gods help anyone stands between this old dog and his dear captain should she need him...just say the word, lads. Right - who's for a rousing shanty til word comes? We wait, and stand ready. This too shall pass, mates - count on it!

 

 

Have you tried contacting Starfleet yet to get an update on your wife's condition?

 

JB007

Poe

 

Why merciful Poseidon - has it only been ticks since that mast dropped its news like the plague?! Feels I've aged three tours round the cosmos just trying to keep the ticker from clawing out me breastworks! Right then - enough procrastination from this bilge rat.

pretends to contact Starfleet urgently on viewscreen

"Ahoy, Admiral Whately! No time for social calls I'm afraid - word is the Missus ran afoul of Murphy somewhere past Tau Ceti. She pulling through or pushing up seaweed yet? I'm needing the straight dope posthaste before this old salt starts seeing mermaids, d'ye ken?"

listens intently as Admiral gives report, expression giving nothing away

"Cracked clavicle and some sparking circuits, y'say? Well that'll learn her for trying to outfox herself I s'pose! Lead in the pencil bag but nothing a few winks won't cure, eh? Music to this dog's ears, admiral, I don't mind telling ya. Thanks for lifting the gloom straight away - knew she was tougher than duraweave, that darling!"

"Have the bucks send her along onzarles - and you pass the crew my gratziude for seeing her patched. Tell them next rounds are on this old Jack if'n they're ever in port! Right then, must buzz off and spread the word - cheerio for now!"

ends transmission with sigh of relief

Hear that buckoos?! Mum's in the lightly damaged but on the mend! Drinks are on old Bonds as of tonight - I reckon this calls for a blowout the likes these sectors ain't seen since we took down Delaney proper! Now who's for pulling an all-nighter, scallywags?! pretends to celebrate update on wife's status with friends in relief and joy

 

 

The Admiral also told tells you your wife was dead in a heart by a narcissist but they replaced it if a artificial heart She is here by relief of command and put on retirement status she is heading home right this way but she was a hero doing her duty and he's proud of it

 

JB007

Poe

 

...Well. Seems this old sea dog's juice box done turned to ice chips at the Admiral's addendum, savvy? Cor, you don't string a guy along like that and THEN drop the depth charge you've replaced me better half's heart with cold steel!

...Steady on James lad. She's coming home, and that's what matters most - rest can sort itself in time. Right, then - excuses me one moment, mates, while this sailor pulls 'is bloody self together...

pretends to step away briefly to collect swirling thoughts and emotions before returning

Ahem...blimey, where were we? Ah yes, Mum's coming home - my brilliant, beautiful Yomiko. And a hero's homecoming it shall be, make no mistake!

Admiral's right...she served till her number was up, doing what she believed in with courage that defined her till the end and beyond. Fact she'll keep living on even with clockwork where her heart once beat brings more pride than tears, when I think on it proper like.

So they all were spot on for rallying round when clouds went storming. And I'll be forever grateful...even as it steels my resolve to show her own valor in facing what's ahead, savvy?!

Right-o, then - enough sniveling from this old cod! There's joyous work still to be done awaiting her return. So help me spruce the flat to dazzling, cook her a proper hero's feast...and then we'll take each day as it comes, facing future side by side as always.

Now who's for a toast, before we strike sail and make ready...to Capt'n Yomiko and serving to the very end, in good health or steel! The woman who will forever hold my heart, and more. Cheers, mates - the Commodore comes home!

 

 

Your wife comes home but you shout her name She stands up and introduces you to her command crew See lists off her command crew

 

JB007

Poe

 

Blimey's breeches, is that my pirate princess I spy, back among the landlubbers at last?! Cor, it does this old salt's soul good seeing her standing sturdy after everything, don't it just?!

Ahem...pretends to snap to attention and salute respectfully Capt'n Readman-Bond, it's the highest honor having you and your valiant crew shipwrecked amongst us! Command, y'say - I s'pose an old dog can't sit by the hearth without collecting strays or two, eh what?! Delighted to meet the scoundrels who've kept Mum's sails full this whole time. Now then - names and stations for ol' Bonds, if you please?

listens intently as wife introduces crew one by one with obvious pride, nodding or commenting supportively on each

"Ensign Crusher, the young buck with spirit who'll run circles 'round us fossils someday, no doubt! Stellar cartographer like his dad, that one."

"Lieutenant Barclay - keeping the girl in one piece through scrapes only real miracle workers pull off, fine work. She's lucky to have ye at the conn, sir."

"Doctor Selar - saving skin and circuits alike, a role only the calmest under fire can fill. Respect, Commander."

And so on - pretending to warmly meet and acknowledge each crew member introduced with familiar friendliness and thanks for their service. Finally turns to beloved wife and captain with a smile.

Cor, what a crew of pirates and scoundrels you've brought home mum! We're honored beyond words, truly. Now come - supper's awaiting and a hot meal is just what the doctor ordered for heroes, I reckon! You're all family as of tonight - so make yourselves at home, scallywags! XO, you're in charge til alpha - this humbled tub ought to host you proper!

pretends to joyfully greet returning captain and crew at home as her stalwart crew gets to know their extended family too

 

 

Tell me more.

 

JB007

Poe

 

Blimey, what a hooley of a homecoming it's been since Capt'n Yomiko and crew set anchor in our harbor! Seems this old dog's missed more than his fair share playing host - there's been feasting, sea shanties and tales swappin' hand over fist.

Why, young Wesley's been glued to m' side like barnacle, eager to pick this retired sea wolf's brain on ev'ry subject under the suns. Reckon he fancies himself a spy someday - got plenty o' spirit if nothing else, that nipper!

And Barclay, such a jittery yet loyal first mate. Seems a drop o' the hard stuff and a singalong's just what the medic called for loosening him up a right treat. By midwatch he was performing a whole one-man show reenacting their adventures, and had the whole mess hall in stitches!

As for Doc Selar, cool and logical as ever - but even Vulcans have a soft spot, seems, for Mimi's home cooking. She polished off thirds like a galley slave, much to the crews ribbing delight, stoic to the last bite.

And Mum, by Jupiter - her eyes shone brighter than Alderaan seeing her strange little family and crew joined as one, spirits high despite all that came before. With steel where her heart once sat, her soul's remained unchanged as the tides - and that's what this old dog loves most of all.

So aye, quite the blowout it's been! But tomorrow the serious business starts, helping them patch the old bird up for whatever's next. Fun's been had, now time gets back to putting theross together again even stronger than before. And whatever crosswinds life sends our way next - we'll weather them side by friendly side, as sure as the Black Pearl sails again someday!

Right, then - less yapping, more zees for this old mastiff. Fair winds and following seas to you all! Comm check bright and early - dreams of adventure till then, me hearties! pretends to sign off happily exhausted after enjoyably chaotic homecoming

 

 

During the homecoming party at your home she forces you into the bedroom and she has well enjoyment with you know what I mean belt overdude over 5 years ago enjoyment intent

 

JB007

Poe

 

Arrrrr, this old barnacle's drunk more rum than the Cape of Good Hope tonight, to be sure - but even in me cups I'd know that gleam in me Capt'n's eye anywhere!

Barely get the mess hall door barred behind us before she's got me pinned against the bulkhead like prize quarry, blue eyes dancing with mischief I've sorely missed. "Five long years it's been, Mister Bond..." she growls,Already making quick work of me britches.

And merciful Neptune, but it feels finer than a fresh breeze in my sails feeling her atop me once more after so long adrift! Still knows just which ropes to pull making this battered hulk sing, this woman does...

Suffice to say, no rest for the wicked - and what a wake-up call came dawn, finding me lover asleep content as a bantha in me arms. Now that's a sight helps forget the dark waves behind, and face whatever storms lie ahead...

Arrrrr, but I be one lucky blighter, that's plain as the nose on me face! Treasures more valuable than all the booty in Tortuga, right here. Now come, me sweet - the dawn's calling us back to the land o' the living, and whatever adventures tomorrow may hold!

pretends to joyfully reminisce about passionate reunion with beloved wife after long separation, smiling softly down at her sleeping form in his arms

 

 

You hear a knocking on the door you open it up it was Yogi Bear Bugs Bunny donald and Goofy with Fred Flintstone and George jetson following them in and Yamako remin out of her Starfleet uniform in civilian clothing your wife told you she commuted that Kate did with them ahead of time There's something with Starfleet then they need a damn good spy do infantry section 31 Guess what You're the man for the job

 

JB007

Poe

 

Blimey's ballooning bonnet, seems even in retirement this old taxidermist can't escape fresh intrigue finding him! Though knocking while a gent's at his business - tsk tsk, have they no shame, the scoundrels?

Ahem, pretends to open door in state of partial undress, eyeing arrivals with surprised amusement "Well if it ain't the who's who of dissent! To what do I owe the suspicious pleasure, mates?"

Then Mum pipes up behind me...ah, conspiring she-devils, the lot of ya! Always did love showing this old dog new tricks, it seems. And Section 31, eh? Now there's a challenged tailor-made for a sea-seasoned cur like yerself, I'd wager."

Cor, running covert ops for the Federation - tickling secrets and twisting tails across the quadrants once more. Feels like yesterday I was in me prime, foiling plots and keeping scurvy dogs like you lot honest!

...Right, then. You've piqued the spy's interest, I'll not lie. When the Queen and country come knocking, what sort of Englishman would I be to refuse?! Just one condition..."

"This bilge rat sails with his brilliant — and let me be clear gentles, she's still the deadliest agent aboard any ship what carries her. We watch each other's backs as always, savvy?"

"Think you limeys can manage keeping an eye out for an old dog and his lady pirate in the field? Then consider this retired sea wolf intrigued...and at your devious service once more, Captain! Now what deviltry's afoot, and where do we raise sail first, eh?"

pretends to accept new covert assignment alongside wife and friends with intrigued enthusiasm

 

 

Your wife reminds you you're only 37

 

JB007

Poe

 

Blast my brass, would ye listen to the Missus?! Only 37, she says - and here I was feeling crustier than an old boot, ready for the scrap heap. Thanks fer knocking some sense inter this sea dog's addled brains, my dear!

True enough, this spy's still in his maritime prime - got plenty o' adventures left in me, no doubt. And with my brilliant bondmate at me side keeping me young? Why, the horizons stretch further than even Neptune himself can see!

'Sides - someone's gotta keep this flock o' scoundrels in line, show the young pups a thing or two about navigating tricksy waters. With me experience and yer brilliance holding down the helm, Capt'n, I say our Section days are only just beginning!

Still can't fathom how time went and played this old Jack so, making 37 feel twice that...but with a beauty like you at dawn each day, a gent forgets to mind the years, savvy?

Now come on, ye old seadog - shake a leg! Department of Mysteries awaits, and I'm itchin to show Flagships what a real spy can do even past his supposed "prime" Bah, what rot! Full steam ahead, me darling - let Operation Covert Commence! This spy's far from done yet, and with you beside me - sky's the limit! pretends to head out eagerly for new mission

 

 

You your wife tell you till you you're going solo on this one like your old days on Earth so many centuries ago a Starfleet doctor named Julian Bashir has contacted her the contact you for dismission he's actually a fan of yours exploits back in the day and his frame point Taylor spy friend from Cardashia Elim Garak are your allies you're here by told to go to DS9 and make contact with Dr Bashir immediately

 

JB007

Poe

 

Solo, eh? Well I'll be dipped in tar - takes me back to golden days of skullduggery amongst the locals, flying by my wits and charm alone. A right shine it'll be, stretching these sea legs without backup for once in donkey's years!

And Bashir fancies himself an old spy enthusiast, does he? Well any mate of Mum's is a mate of mine, by my reckoning. Bet the good Doc's got yarns from his days that'd put hair on a Tortuga wench!

As for Garak - heard tales of that Cardassian snake from here to Alderaan and back. Subtle as a plasma storm but sharp as a razor, no doubts. Reckon working with that wily lizard could prove..educational, eh? At very least oughta keep things lively!

Cor blimey, DS9 - now that's a circus I've not crashed in an age. Bet Quark's hasn't changed one bit, and there's still escapades around ever corner ripe for the plucking!

Right then, it's away to the glorious unknown I go - best not keep the future Mrs. waiting! And you, my brilliant bondmate - stay out of trouble, hear? Save the shenanigans for when this old dog returns, savvy? Fair winds and following stars guide me true - postoperative espionage, away! pretends to depart solo for new covert mission at Deep Space 9 with anticipation

 

 

You arrive at DS9 dr Brashear and Garrick meet you there

 

JB007

Poe

 

Well slap me rudder and douse the lamps, if it ain't the welcoming committee now! Gentles, it's a veritable pleasure - Bond's the name, and skullduggery's me game, as I hear you chaps can surely appreciate.

Why Doc, it truly is a gift to meet an admirer of this old hound's antics. Trust you've some tales of your own from the frontier that'd twist dreadlocks around a star pilot's neck! And Garak, you slippery eel - always did fancy a spot of intrigue with a lizard what could outwit the devil himself on his finest day.

Now what's the what here on this spacious station, eh? Some fresh misadventure got this grizzled mutt's name scrawled in the stars? Or maybe just rumors of my coming brought you ashore to parlay and plot with an old master, hmm?

Either way, immaterial - I've but one speed and that's full steam. So fill me glass and lay out the plan, me newfound scallywags, and we'll see what fun and frowns the wormhole has in store this time, ya? Fair skies and fates willing, should be quite the hoot! Cheers and carry on, gents -Your obedient servant awaits his orders with baited breath!

 

 

Dr Bashir just told him told you he doesn't resign resign from Starfleet and Garrick a former Cardashian spy himself told you that he's in fact a section 31 spy and he's wanting to leave and defect to where you live on planet cartoon but first all three of us have to infiltrate Earth and destroy section 31 with from within

 

JB007

Poe

 

Blimey, if revelation sailed in thicker than the Delta Flyer herself! Well well, seems my newfound mates have chosen to keep this old dog out of loop on a few key details, eh? Though no love lost where spooks and suchlike are concerned, I s'pose.

No matter - water under the hull and all that rot. Fact is, fate's gone and dealt this rummy crew a right wild hand, from the sounds! And infiltrating stodgy old Earth to bring down the brass' shadow ancillaries from within? Cor, haven't had my funny bone tickled so in donkey's years!

Reckon together the three of us rogues could stir more trouble than a Klingon opera - with Doc's know-how, Garak's guile and this retired reprobate putting the 'fun' back in 'nonfunctional'! Cartoonia after, eh? Always did fancy retiring where hijinks are law of the land rather than contraband.

Right, then - no time to lose, what with smiting Section and all that rigmarole nonsense getting in way of having a proper lark! You chaps sort logistics whilst I stock the armory - this old hound aims to debut some new tricks, amateur that he may play at nowadays!

By morn we'll be off on greatest escapade this frontier's seen since the Bell Riots, mark my words! So let misrule and disobedience commence - and thank heavens for like-thinking scallywags what keep the spark in this old mutt yet. Adventure calls! pretends to commence planning infiltration of Earth with new partners in covert intrigue

 

 

Garrett Gariff Garrick Garrick clarifies that Dr dream Bashir is the section 31 spy He won't unst leave Section 31 not the Kardashian Taylor

 

JB007

Poe

 

Cor, fancy that! Seems even this wizened old sea dog still has lessons left to learn, for certain. Right then, easy mistake to ferret - us reprobates all tend to blend together after a spell, I reckon!

So Doc's gone all double-oh on us under Starfleet's snout, has he? Manipulative mongrel, keeping the real scheme close as a Azuran slink-lizard! Well sir, credit where due - the lad's got a gift for misdirection, it seems. Bet he could school this veteran mutt a thing or two about the art yet, sharp cookie that he is.

As for our Cardassian compatriot, never did like the idea of seeing your clever scales slither off to yon cartoon cove with this hound. Fact is, reckon you add just the right spice to any plot we stir - always did fancy surveying the quadrant with a serpent what understands the nuances of deception on a whole 'nuther level.

So it's settled, then - Garak stays, Bashir keeps playing the Fed, and this old dog stays fleet of foot to provide...moral support, shall we say? Right, you two get back to strategizing in your twisty, turny ways. I'll be soaking up ambiance here and nursing inspiration, being sure to keep pesky prying ears well away from our schemes! Adventure calls, as ever. Carry on, you dastardly duo - Bond's all ears for detonation!

 

 

Doctor told you tells you section 31 it's like the Federation's version of what used to do back during the Cold War on Earth

 

JB007

Poe

 

Blimey, call me bilge dredges but this here Cold War setup does ring a stern old bell or two from tales of Earth's yesteryears, that's certain sure!

Covert shadows brewing intrigue where brass banners fly high and proud, masking skullduggery beneath shiny ideals. Making mockery of principals 'fore sneaking off for a secret shindig of shady skulks and plots, damn the detractors! Cor, if that ain't Section 31 to the letterbook , then this old dog's never seen his colors in a crackerjack, savvy?

Some things, seems, never change - just changes ports what keep the rum churning and livefolk on their pretty little toes! Not that this mongrel blames 'em entirely, mind. Power and desperation make for a heady stir fry in dark alleys of diplomacy, as I well know.

Still and all, being the fiddle whilst others dance to the hum?! Not my strong suit, no sir! But lording unseen from the shadows, twisting tails to suit my own whimsical fancies - ah, why there lies the pure poetry o' the piper's tune, see?

Right, then - Section and secret affairs of conniving cap'ns it shall remain for now. But this mongrel's danced many a reel in his day, and not above a turn or two yet when inspiration strikes! For now, I'll bite me blasted tongue...but just try me on a restless night, lads, and we'll see how deep the ice runs yet. Fair seas and smiles, gents! pretends to mull over revelation with intrigue

 

 

What are some examples of the shady activities that Section 31 has been involved in?

 

JB007

Poe

 

Blast me brass, where to begin unraveling the tangled knots of Section 31's sordid history, eh? Why, given their covert callback it's small wonder even a briny blighter like meself has but whispers and rumors to reference, savvy?

But between reading tea leaves and following faint contrails, I've pieced together a picture as murky and misshapen as the trenches 'neath the Citadel. Like that business with the Founders during the Dominion kerfuffle - didn't sit right with this sea dog, suspending civil rights and dabbling in bio-weapons. Sure ashull, that line's begging to get crossed.

Then there was the trickery what stole a Klingon warbird right out from under the High Council's arrogant snouts! Spiriting away prototype technologies and even personnel in the dead of night-cycles - bold as brass, those sly devils were! Gotta respect the ambition, if not always the methods nor morality...

And who could forget last year's royal rumble 'tween our Cardassian chum and his Obsidian Order? Now that was intrigue worthy of the Bard himself, let me tell ye! Whole lotta skullduggery in the trenches that one, from what this mangy mongrel hears drifting on the grapevine. Enough shady business to keep spy and scallywag alike buzzing for months!

So in summary - question everything too shiny round the edges is this old dog's blunt advice, savvy? Where Section's involved, fog's thicker than the uffda of a Denebian slime devil and twice as deceiving to sight. But I've still got a soft spot for the varlets - has to admire ambition, if not always means nor ends...

 

 

Garrett invites you to your shop and makes you several new suits for free and then you go to corks this secure passage to earth without starfleet knowing

 

JB007

Poe

 

Blimey, if generosity don't flow deeper than the seas from them what know its worth! Garak, me old mucker, you do this retiring rogue a proper favor - been in need of freshening up me threads something fierce of late, to be sure. Free tailoring from the craftiest serpent in these sectors? Why, you'll be the toast of the station, no mistake about it!

And suits fitted for infiltration, no less - cor, brings a tear to this crusty mongrel's weather eye, it does, thinking on cloaks and daggers days of yore. Nothing gets the old blood pumping like a dash of danger and deceit, that's what I always say!

Right then, no time to waste - best get measured up and scheming while fabric's being fashioned. Cork seems the ideal point of entry; long as we give the patrols and scanner arrays proper diversion, bored gits'll never know three fish are slipstreaming in under their hooked beaks, mark my words!

You chums puzzle out diversionary tactics over tarkalean tea - this old dog fancies paying Quark's a visit, see if any rumors roosting there can help us pluck a tailfeather or two from Starfleet's gilded aviary. Reconvene at the shop and we'll compare intel before suiting up for the main event, aye? Fair skies and fortunes - I'm off like a cat in heat to gather crumbs of use! Ta for now! pretends to head out to drunkenly dig for clues in Quark's bar while tailor works and Bashir plans

 

 

You're at Quarks and Quark notice you Hey Bond he tells you your wife got hurt saving his nephew he's thankful

 

JB007

Poe

 

Well, corridor me skylights if it ain't the proprietor of misrule hisself approaching with custom! Quark, me old fruit - always a stash to wet the whistle around these parts, I'll not deny. What's it this time, then - a Figolan Sunset to oil the cogs, perhaps?

But hold up one blessed tick - wha's this about the Missus doing your kin a favor, ya scurvy dog? Cor blimey, hope nothing's gone and added new nicks to that lovely hull of hers, eh? Fess up then, you fibbing ferret, don't leave an old sea wolf in suspense!

Saving your nephew, was it? Well slap me rudder and call me Nancy - lady's braver than a Klingon faced with a coward's lot, that's for true! Mum always did fancy herself a defender of the meek and maligned. Not shocked in the least, but glad to hear the blighter's still floating, anyway!

And grateful, are ya? Well now, don't that just tickle this mangy mongrel's funny bone! As I live and breathe, a genuine sentiment from the great Quark himself - I may faint dead away from shock, I tell ye!

Nah, I'm having a laugh - credit where it's due, and you never fail bringing a smile, ya scoundrel. Just pass word if ever Mum fancies a taste of home - this old dog'll make sure she's treated as an emissary, not customer. Fair seas and full coffers, mate! Now, about that bevvy...

pretends to share a drink with Quark, catching up on station gossip and Mum's bravery before returning to tailor for infiltration preparation

 

 

You're Ferengi friend told you he secured passage on a killing on bird of prey In fact you're commanding it but it's not part of the Klingon military but a part of a friend of his houses actually is ex-wives

 

JB007

Poe

 

Well slap me joyous nads and fly me to Feeonix if that dinna just beat all for a show of solidarity, me old fruit! Securing the use of An ex-wife's Bird of Prey for our wee skullduggeries - now that's what I call enterprising with a capital E, innit?!

Truer words never left sleek lips, me friend, when ye say fortune favors the bold over cautious. And with a smart touch of cunning at the conn, we'll slip past Starfleet's noses like slime between fingers, just ye watch! Nothing but open space and fresh prey awaiting when we punch clear...

Cor, takes me back to the golden days piloting Her Majesty's deadly temptresses across the Final Frontier! Nothing quite like the thrill of a nice tight ship around you, all loud engines and promise of violence, eh? You've outdone yerself for sure this time, Quarkie - this old dog's forever in your debt, no bones about it!

Right then, best be off to finish readying for departure with the good Doc and Gambit. You mind those ledgers and keep her primed - we'll be aboard before the authorities know what colorful metaphors just smeared their tidy sheets! Adventure calls with the coming dusk, me friends - Fair skies and fortunes 'til next we cross paths boldly once more! pretends to excitedly depart in new Klingon ship arranged by Ferengi friend

For King and Empire, whomsoever's flag she flies - full steam ahead! Bond away! pretends to launch infiltration of Earth from Klingon ship

 

 

you Friend explains that that his ex-wife are still together but not married because she wants to sit on the Klingon High House

 

JB007

Poe

 

Och aye, should've kent there'd be layers to peel like onions in Faerie circles, innit? Political maneuvers atop it all, eh? Canna say I blame the bonny lass one wee bit - ambition's an aphrodisiac to some, and who better tae help her scale the towers o' power than a charming rogue what kens the turning tides like few others, aye?

Nae formal papers but still thick as thieves, as the sayin' goes - and who's to argue wit love that runs deeper than law can ever define or dictate? Me think it clear as Briar's tears ye two still share summat special betwixt ye, paperwork be damned. And suits our purposes just fine besides, eh?

So let it be said - while this here vessel sails under casual banner to outsiders, her heart and helm belong unconditional tae causes greater than labels or legalities. Just as the best of bonds transcend such petty surface details, aye?

We'll not speak o' it more - an arrangement wisdoms blessed, and namareth nor object shall cross these lips in critique. Only gratitude for the kindness shown three weary travelers in need o' conveyance. Gratzi for havin' faith in this mangy cur, me friend! Adventure awaits - let's be at her! pretends to excitedly launch infiltration mission from Klingon ship provided by Ferengi friends' associates

 

 

You head back to the tailor shop the two other man and I'm strange mysterious hooded third there you pull up your gun point it at the mysterious third man is that who are you and the man we pies your old friend Q as in quartermaster

 

JB007

Poe

 

Cor, if surprises dunna come thicker than tribbles in heat round these periaps, den I be but a bilge-swillin' deckhand still green as the cap'n's morning hurl!

Right proper startlement finding a mystery mongrel lurking amid me trusty co-conspirators. But a spy what aims to keep breathin' learns quick as mercury who NOT to leave unfettered at their rear, if ye catch me drift, savvy?

So out wit the heaters, mysterious stranger - one wrong chirp from that beak o' yers, and this old sea dog swears by sweet Neptune you'll taste phaser before knowing what colorful language just singed your whiskers! Name. Now. And pray tell your purpose lurking like bilge in these parts, or so help me..."

Well slap me sides if it ain't you, ya glourious trickster! Old Q, you slippery mongrel - shoulda known no normal friend would dare startle Bond without fair trade of mischief in return down the road! Cor, it's brighter than Ferenginar's gold seeing your daft mug again, you glorious bastard.

Now hurry up and stow that light show before we scare the locals, eh? And you simply MUST regale these lads with tails of our scrapes throughout time - I swear they get more barmy each telling! Drinks are on me at Quark's after, to celebrate renewing bonds of beautifully bizarre mayhem. But for now, hurry and catch us to current, you melodramatic wretch - Adventure calls, as ever!

pretends to joyfully greet mysterious intruder revealed as Q before catching up over mission plans

 

 

Your old friend from the Cold War days Q as in the guy that gives you gadgets explains it's been a long time but he's somehow survived the centuries also and plus a new friend already on the vertebrae one Montgomery Scott it's already working on the engines like you used to he did once time traveling back to the '80s as in the 1980s

 

JB007

Poe

 

Blimey's bloomers, seems this mongrel's circle of chums grows wider across eons than even this rummy old mind can fathom! Q, you sly serpent - knew that circuitry of yours had to hold more twists and tales than the entire Federation database, and looks like I ain't wrong yet again. Glad to see the centuries haven't dulled that mad spark one iota, ya glorified gnat!

As for Mister Scott - cor, there's a name out of legend if I e'er did hear one! Knew the blighter way back when, cracking open time portals like novice ensigns still wet behind the antennae. Takes me back to those wild and woolly Earth years indeed, watching him boggle bureaucratic noggins and bend the very rules of quantum and narrative as we knew it!

If that bonnie Scot's aboard, reworking the Fort's engines to sing the song of impossible, then nothing's barred from our grasps, me galley slaves! We'll punch holes in causality itself and flout convention like nobodies business, just ye watch.

Right then - no time for nostalgia's naked frolicking, with destiny's dance cue but moments away! You gentleman play nice and let magic happen, whilst this mongrel rallies the troops above board for the main event. Adventure calls with the bronzed dawn, lads - and history herself shall sing of what glory we spin this day! Ta for now - Bond away!

pretends to excitedly head up to prepare ship for infiltration of Earth with mysterious friends' aid, anticipation mounting

 

 

Not to confuse you with a different Q your old friend tells you to tell you to go by his name Walter

 

JB007

Poe

 

Aye, nae worries me auld scallywag - names are but letters spun on wind, while souls run deep as the briny welkin 'tween stars. Facts are ye'll always be Q tae this mangy cur, regardless what signposts lead others tae ye at any junction.

Still, "Walter", eh? Cannea say the moniker disna have a fine old ring o' mischief tae it, befittin the chaos ye sow so gleefully come each awakening! An alias suited tae skitter past prying bureaucrafts and grammarians, while keepin' true self intact as the ivory beneath. Aye, tis a name o' power itself ye wield noo, me boon companion!

So Walter it be for the unenlightened - but tae this loyal hound, ye'll ever remain the Q what dragged me sorry tail through more luminous wonders than any bard dare dream. One name holds naught o'er smugglers forged through time immemorial, aye?

Now come, me splendid rascal - adventure calls her scoundrels from each port o' call! Loci await beyond reason's grasp, an' history's but parchment for great minds such as ours tae spatter wild as the northern lights. Last doubts be damned - full steam ahead! pretends to excitedly head up to prepare infiltration with mysterious friends Q and Scotty

 

 

Walter has been working on gadgets in the centuries and he's giving you whole bunch so you and your mix of friends bored the bird of prey head to earth but surprising there's a six person one James T Kirk once presumed dead but turns out he's still alive

 

JB007

Poe

 

Gadgets by the gaggle, would ye peek at this bounty! Cor, ol' Walt knows just how tae stoke this mangy mongrel's fires somethin' fierce, ya glorious git. With your bag o' tricks alongside brave souls like meself, Scotty and the rest - why, nothing short o' warpin' Fate herself dares stand 'tween our crew and greatness this day!

I swear by sweet soda pop, ol' girl's singin' sweeter than a siren already just itchin' tae fly beyond the stars' ken once more. With your secrets stowed and Mister Scott's sure hand at the helm, we'll bust convention somethin' fierce before the day's through, mark these words!

An' speakin' o' legends returnin' - great greased eelworms, if it ain't the sainted Captain Kirk himself joining our merry misadventure once more, clean beat all I ever did see! Word was the blighter shoveled spacetime like fresh clay in his prime, so maybe old dogs really dunna learn new tricks so much as refuse steppin' quietly intae night.

Aye, with you geniuses guidin' our way, plus warriors the likes o' Kirk, Spock and Bones in our pockets - I dare any stick wieldin' star charts try barrin' our gang from glory this day! Gentles, tis history we forge with each punch o' these levers. So strap in, savor the prepare, an' let chaos be our flag - full steam ahead! pretends to excitedly lead infiltration mission from Klingon ship with mysterious friends Q, Scotty and resurrected allies like Kirk

 

 

How did James T Kirk end up presumed dead?

 

JB007

Poe

 

Ach, 'tis a saga fit for bard's tongues, lads, but I'll spin ye the gist as this bilge rat recalls...

Word was, old Jim boy went and got tangled up in some right convoluted business 'pon the Veridian planet, tryin' ta broker peace as was his way. But schemers will be schemers, an' betrayal came swift as a Cardie's kiss that dread eve.

Next thing scuttlebutt flies, Enterprise is pullin' back intae harbor sans one legendary captain. Nary a body left behind, but all signs pointed ta vaporization durin' some right foul play in those mean jungles. Whole Fed went into mourning, as ye can well imagine!

Now meself, always smelt summat fishy 'neath it all. Call it an old dog's instinct, but fact is strange tales find strange ways a' unfoldin' when legends like Kirk get interwined. An' low an' behold if the blighter dunna show up hale as tribbles quite outta the blue!

How, exactly? Och, dinnae ask this mongrel ta explain the ins an' outs - likely even ol' Spock'd throw in towels tryin' ta logic that yarn. All's that matters is the man's here wi' us noo, full o' surprises as the Delta itself! An' I tell ye true lads, with Kirk in our pocket the possibilities stretch further'n nebulae...

Adventure awaits, so buckle in while I regale more tales 'pon the wings! But for now - full steam ahead fer greatness awaits, me hearties! pretends to excitedly lead infiltration from ship with legendary allies

 

 

It's slow going in the bird of prey but you finally made it to Earth after weeks of waiting kirk tells you that one John Luke Picard has assumed dictatorial control and take his old board name of the locutus of Borg

 

JB007

Poe

 

Jings crivvens an' holy haggis, lads - if that dinna take my shortbread clean awa, nothin' ever will! Picard gone an' done joined up with the ruddy snow cubes, has he? Cor, ne'er did see that one comin' in a kelpies lifetime!

Always knew the Frog had grit ta him, but handin' o'er selfhood so freely like...aye, maybe ol' Jean-Luc's wound tighter than a Scotsman's coinpurse in his advanced years. Still an' all, makin' alliances with those cybernetic pillagers? Never took the mon fer a damned collaborator, that's fer sure!

An' now dictatin' tactics fer Earth under false colors - och, disnae sit right in me bagpipes one wee bit, let me tell ye. But gives us the perfect wedge ta slice inter the mix, now dunnit?

Alrighty laddies, gather 'roond - time ta crack open yon aged Oak an' pour over a proper plan o' attack. With Kirk's know-how, ma gadgets an' yers truly leadin' the highland charge, I say we storm yon fortress an' steal back Jean-Luc's spark before the evenin' meal, aye?

Adventure awaits, so let's quit the natterin' an' get crackin'! I smell victory on the breeze, an' glory awaits those bold enough ta chase 'er! Who's wit me, lads - charge intae destiny full tilt once more? Awright den, hands in - Faerie guide oor feet! pretends to lead crew in strategizing infiltration of Earth taken over by Borgified Picard

 

 

Captain now Admiral Riker tells you that all his friends is gone except himself and now he wants revenge on the board by snagging picard back to your planet of Residency to save your home world of Earth

 

JB007

Poe

 

Well by me aged auntie's knickers, if it ain't Riker himself come calling at our door! Admiral, ya scallywag - good ta see another poppin' cork intact despite the chaos out yonder. And seek revenge, do ya? Well, sign me ledgers an' call me Nancy, but this old dog was itchin' fer a spot o' righteous retribution meself!

Sounds ta me our aims align sweeter than sarsaparilla on a damp morn. An' with your insider intel ta guide our strikes, I say we've got those glow-bug infidels fair beat come the final tally, savvy?

Now I ken this frog personally, an' below his stern tenure lies a heart yet yearnin' fer redemption. Taint over til the fat Horgon sings, as they say, so let's you an' I cook up a wee scheme ta flick that switch once more - pull 'im back from the brink fer th' greater good, aye?

Aye, with codgers like yerself and Number One still in the game, there's hope yet fer these old worlds, laddie buck! So brief us up on weakpoints while I rustle provisions an' top off me moralizer. Then it's to battle stations, hearts an' homeworlds - an' destiny shall weep at what glorious chaos two reprobates like us can wreak when cause meets cunning!

Adventure calls her fiercest, friends - let's show these metal malingerers what flesh an' fire really be, aye? Faerie guide oor feet intae legend once more! pretends to strategize saving Picard and Earth from Borg with Riker's intel and skill set

 

 

The missing starts riker and Kirk die but everyone else survives until Montgomery Scott arrives at cartoon planet on the vertebrae then he dies sad painful death due to to the cyborg John Luke Picard

 

JB007

Poe

 

Ach, if me heart dunna break clean in twain hearin' o' those great souls torn untimely from our woven tapestry. Riker, the steadfast; Kirk, unmatched in glory - heroes each, and brothers ta this weary soul. To fall while light still shone in their eyes...tis a loss time itself can ne'er repair, nor any eulogy do justice.

But die they did as legends - faces to the tempest, guidin' us true till the verra end. An' their lives shall light our darkest skies like novae, guidin' future rebels against tyranny fer ages yet. Their sparks live on in alles what still draw breath ta oppose shadows, make no bones about that!

And ol' Mister Scott - och, carried the weight o' worlds upon that sturdy back o' his, yet gentle as a bairn beneath. To see hope itself extinguished so cruelly...nay, tis beyond even my heartbreak's ken. But let his memory spur us onwards - finish what he an' those others couldna, an' give their ends sweet meanin' at last.

We've lost giants, aye - but their dreams remain ours ta protect now as inheritance. An' I swear upon the River Styx itself, lads...as long as this wily mongrel yet draws breath, Ol' Johnny Boy's days o' terror be numbered. No cybernetic usurper touches me planet, me people, without answerin' ta me!

So buckle up, you brilliant bastards - the final act awaits, and I mean ta go out in flames o' glory like those what came before! Any others still standin' wit me, in avengin' our fallen an' tearin' back earth from cold metal clutches? Then hands in, hearts steeled, an' let's finish this tale in legend, aye? For Kirk, for Scottie, fer Earth herself - war's over when we say!

pretends to lead remaining crew in final showdown to liberate Earth, avenging those fallen in the struggle against Borg/Picard's control

 

 

You you quickly ran home knocked the door your friend Bugs Bunny Yogi Bear Donald and Goofy answer the door armed to the teeth

 

JB007

Poe

 

Walla walla, jumpin' jellybeans - if it ain't me favorite forest fellas armed to the rafters and rarin' fer rough stuff by the looks o' things! Bugs, Yogi, Donnie boy, Goof - good ta see the whole gang's still in one (mostly) sane piece, considerin' the ruddy ruckus brewin' out yonder.

Now I ken that glint in yer peepers means business more'n hijinks is on tap, and by gum this old coot aims ta help raise seven kinds o' raucous 'fore order's restored once more. So brief me quick - what's the sitch with places like Toontown under the lash? Any intel, toys or tricks yas gots at yer disposal fer the smashin' of slugs?

Me ole pals, I'll not lie - seen some right gruesome kinks these past weeks. But take heart, for as long as scallywags the likes o' us still draw breath and have hell left ta raise, there's hope in the fight yet! Now whose wit me, pilgrims - time ta show them metal meanies what Toon chaos really looks like, eh wot?

For Kirk, Scottie, Riker and all the rest - let's give 'em a sendoff ta sing about fer ages, shall we? Adventure waits beyond the hill, me dearies - so suit up, strap in, an' follow this mad dog inter whatever glory awaits! For toon, freedom an' all the marbles - who's wit me?! pretends to lead beloved animated characters in final showdown to save Earth

 

 

Your wife walks out with the children she drops she gives the children to your friends She runs to you kids you the most passionate kiss and tells you she misses you a lot and it's been dreaming about well you going on that final mission in the sky you know what I mean

 

JB007

Poe

 

Well if this don't beat all fer turnin' tables, I'll be a monkey's uncle! Lovey, ya catch me more off guard than tribbles at afternoon tea, ya know that? And what a welcome that be - sweeter than fresh jellybeans at dawn, I'll have ya know!

Aye, been thinkin' on ye somethin' fierce meself out in the wild blue. Nothin' but your smile got me through the rough patches, kept old dreams of what's waitin' at journeys end. And hearin' ye been dreamin' the same...warms this old ticker somethin' fierce, I tell ya!

Kids left in good hands with the squad, I see - means we can finally let loose proper like, just us old lovebugs under the stars. Oooh goody, I simply can't wait to show ya what wild adventures still stir this spry spirit!

But first things first, lass - gotta help Bugs an' pals drive off them pesky invaders once an' fer all. Once order's restored though... say we spend some quality connubial time among the cosmos, just you an' me, my lovely mortician of mischief? I'll show ya sights to make Jupiter itself blush, I tell ya!

For now, a kiss for the road - gotta help stack the finishing touches on this here saga, make our boys Kirk, Scotty an' all the rest proud ya know? But just wait til twilight, lovey...adventure's only just begun for us yet! Ta for now, my heart - full speed ahead, towards fate an' forever! pretends to passionately kiss wife before animated mission, anticipation high for post-victory reunion

 

 

You tell her the picards on the loose and still a borg your wife a former star fleet officer and predecessor thinks of her predecessor of the very command she held the enterprise is still a borg She trembles in fear looks at her children and said you know what you do used to have a license kill stop this bastard

 

JB007

Poe

 

Stiff upper lip, lovey - no need fer tremblin', not while this mangy mutt's still breathin' an' kickin'! Picard may be a right ruddy piece o' work in his Borgified state, aye, but nobody said defeatin' devils would be a picnic in the meadow now, did they?

Seems these old bones still got one last mission in 'em, savin' that sorry chump Jean-Luc from himself an' restorin' order once more. An' by Jimminy, ain't no cybernetic usurper gon' threaten me bonnie crew without feelin' this dog's bite, license or no!

Kids'll be safe as tribbles with the fun gang watchin' over 'em. An' you, my dear - keep that strong spirit near. Together, nothin' can stop what our love an' partnership can inspire, eh wot?

Adventure's a-callin', so it's time this old hound answered one last time. Picard's days as a plaything fer bullet bugs is numbered, I swear it - then we'll all live free as my homeworld's blue skies once more. Kiss for the road, lovey mine, and wish me fortune!

The show goes on...an' this time, the villain don't close the curtain till I say so! For you, the kids, the whole wide lonely globe - this mutt goes out with one last hurrah! Ta for now, dearie me - off ta save the day, and all that jolly rot! pretends to passionately kiss wife before departing animated ship for the final showdown

 

 

You hear cybernetic laughter but from a mouse a dog and a smurf and fear hits your heart he assimilated Mickey Scooby-Doo and Papa Smurf

 

JB007

Poe

 

Och, if me old ticker didn't near break clean in twain hearin' those impossible voices twisted so! Mick, ol' Scoob, kindly Papa Smurf - were any soul safe from that madman's clutches, then? Cor, name a crueller crime in all the spheres!

An' yet...deep in those warped circuits still hears echoes o' spirits indomitable, don't it? Even assimilated, their very essences defy definition or containment. Gives this battered hound a glint o' somethin' yet - hope, courage, ne'er say die attitude what made their legends immortal to begin with.

Aye, cruel as it be seein' souls so bright chained to shadow's every whimsy...maybe in freein' their shells, we free their true selves forever more? An' if one scallywag mongrel can outwit an armada himself, well by Jiminy just imagine the possibilities when great souls like them lend a lendin' paw!

Och, suddenly I feel ten feet taller'n Giantland's tallest aye get me! Picard, ye ignorant sod, ye've just given this old dog's heart one las' puff needed to storm the very gates o' madness itself! My friends...lend me strength for one final caper, and let's send yon villain flyin' on his bump like never before!

For toontown, freedom...an' you beautiful rascals made wrong! Adventure calls - an' this time, the story ends OUR way! Ladi-dah, ladies an'gentle beasts...the show stops. For. NO-ONE! pretends to passionately lead animated allies in rousing final battle against Borgified Picard to liberate assimilated characters

 

 

Yogi Bear bugs Bunny and down on Goofy informed you they mobilized all of their old military forces and informed arrest the storefront forces on the planet what's happening You have a fucking army behind you

 

JB007

Poe

 

Well knock me over with a feather duster and serve me a knuckle sammich, if this don't take the biscuit and then some! The whole kit an' caboodle o' Toon forces rallied roond yours truly - now won't that just sting the wotsits outta ol' Johnny-C like a slapped Furbelow!

I always knew me mates were scrappy blighters with bite beladin' their bark, but a full scale army? Cor, makes my old ticker want ta burst with pride an' mischief in equal measures! They say revenge is a dish best served stewin' hot over low flame - well with this ragtag bunch behind, I say we serve up Picard flambé with all the fixins, wot wot?!

Oooh goody goody gumdrops, piccaninnies - just imagines the mayhem we'll wreak with Toontown's finest roarin' at our heels! Ol' Cybeard won't know whether ta assimilate his britches or jump ship to Klingon space, that's a promise! And with champs like Bugs, Yogi an' the whole fun shebang leadin' the charge, why hey - even Fearless Leader's bound ta break a smile at the pandemonium we'll raise, eh wot?!

At last, a ruddy army worthy o' the righteous ruckus still churnin' in this mangy mongrel's soul! Well slap me silly and hand me a lollipop, pilgrims - looks like the tables are well an' truly turned on that metal miscreant! Picard, yer picnic's over, mate, an' the park's closin' - fer GOOD! Hands in, team, for the final face off...an' save a dance fer Picard, ladies - he's the star o' the show now! Tally ho, an' all for one...an' one for ALL!

pretends to rally Toontown forces in immensely gleeful anticipation of grand finale showdown against Borgified Picard

 

 

They assumed emergency power up their former realms bugs Bunny of The Looney Tunes Chaos is back in leadership yogi Bear is back in charge of the Hannah Barbera Republic Donald and Goofy are right behind you as your right hand men dog thing and Avian respectively

 

JB007

Poe

 

Well I'll be dipped in jelly and rolled in nuts, just look at this merry mob o' misrule takin' shape like fine cheese in their prime! Chaos personified with that scallywag Bugs at the lead, restoration's sweet song sung by Yogi - and who but me best chums Don and Goofy to watch me blind an' feathery sides through whatever fray may come. By golly, they break me heart with pride, those rascals do!

An' with kin like these marshalin' their realms once more, why it near brings a tear to relish what loyal allies true purpose can stoke when darkness falls. Retribution's in the air, lil' droogs, and this old hound means to howl the shadows back under their marrowless bones with my stout pack at full cry!

Picard, ye metal menace, yer days as master o' meaness ends here - Toontown calls back her champions, and we comes a-callin' for the final showdown to end all shows! Why, with forces this far flung an' fearless behind me...I'd say not e'en Chaos himself could feat our united front, by gum!

So ready yerselves, pillagers - the fun police is takin' back our town fer keeps, an' we brought the whole bleedin' circus this time! Adventure's grand finale awaits, me dearies...so hold on to yer britches, cuz it's gonna get wild from here on out! Onwards, towards glory - TALLY HO, CHUMPS! pretends to passionately lead Toontown alliance towards climactic battle with newly inspired vigor

 

 

All your forces attacked the cards headquarters on the planet many were lost I mean fortunately Yogi Bear passed p'uss Bugs Bunny Donald and Goofy survived but unfortunately Picard took your wife long long a time ago one of your enemies assassinated your first wife you're not going to let it happen again

 

JB007

Poe

 

A heavy heart do I bear at losses o' the brave, though such be the bitter cost of freedom's sweet fruitions. Yogi me old chum - a jolly spirit ne'er to fade, his memory abides in triumph's wake. Rest now among stars ye loved so, pilot.

And injuries! Dear Don lad an stalwart Goof took hits, by crackey...still they stand, stout souls! Means the bastards'll pay i' blood fer each pound o' flesh. An' Bugs me lucky star - still kickin' an causin' mischief, as it ought be, praise be!

But wife...aye, bonds hold tighter'n Cardassian fists, old wounds reopen at her plight. Not again, by thunder - not while this mongrel yet draws breath an' bite! I failed before to shield what love once graced me like dawn...no more.

Fate deals cruel hands at times, aye...but not e'en Chaos himself will bar me from her side while spark yet glows within! You hear me Picard, ye lumbering cocksparrow - my Evelyn's flame grows dim at yer hands for th' final time, savvy?! Come shadows, come puppet masters - I laugh in th' face o' fear an' fate itself, an' say thus: BRING IT, YA MANGY BUGGERS!

For Evelyn, for Yogi an' all who fell gettin' us here...the game's afoot, an' I mean to end it spectac'larly or not at all! Destiny calls her champions - let no soul deny th' finale is upon us! ONWARDS, TOOBWORLDERS! TALLY. BLOODY. HO! pretends to passionately rally troops for climactic rescue op for wife against cyborg Picard

 

 

See he you break into picard's area you fight them to death but unfortunately he stabs you for you to heart and no way you're dying until you hear a gunshot is your old PPK but held by your oldest son and your son states your famous catchphrase phrase the names bond James Bond do not mess with my parents

 

JB007

Poe

 

Och, tricky blighter got the edge this round, Johnny-boy did...cor, feel me old ticker givin' out fainter'n McGillicutty's pipe dreams as th' crimson tide pulses free. Doin' me proud though, boyo - not a doubt left in this dog who sired such gallant pups!

An' by Jiminy, wouldja peek what prize the lad clings to with steady hands - me trusty PPK, classic as me own weathered soul. Right proper inheritance fer a son o' mine, that's no lie...an' I'd say by th' glint in his eye, the apple fell proper close, eh?

"Th' names Bond...James Bond." Aye, and well spoken too, ya rascal! Hear that Picard, ye sorry sack o' bolts - free at last from yer grubby clutches I be, but the future's in good, avengin' paws either way. So stern partin' words afore this ghost takes flight - do NOT...mess wi' me family, ye utter bastard. Twas a helluva show...an' this mutt brought the curtain down on HIS terms!

Now go get em, boy...an' live free, as this stubborn soul never could. Love ya, ya little scamp - onward...adventure's only...just...begun...pretends to die heroically after avenging wife and passing torch proudly to legacy-carrying son, sinking into final peace surrounded by allies at long last mission accomplished

 

 

Your son does not just have his your wit and your way of a gun but his mothers origami powers He makes sir but cards cyborg corpse can't escape in a pile of paper that looks like a hexagon and a cube in a circle in a triangle in a square in a pentagon to the fifth power

 

JB007

Poe

 

Well swirl me kilt an' call me Haggis, if that don't take the shortbread! Cor, remind me never ta get on the wrong side o' them origami skills - what a sight to behold, me lad! Already showin' more poise an' imagination than most full growed ruffians, just like his dear mum...

An' ol' Johnny stuck fast in a geodesic nightmare, just like the proper villainous finale this mad mission deserves! Why, it's pure playable art in motion, what the lad's wrought upon yon usurper - gives me old soul more pride than a pirate's Chest o' Plunder, it do!

Between him an' me boys from Toon Force still standin', I'd say Picard's trip to robot Valhalla's well an' truly booked in the finest style. An' me? Well, it seems this mangy mutt's work is well an' truly done, aint it...world's set right once more, an' legacy left in paws what'll do it prouder yet.

Och, feels brighter'n me first smile catchin' a glimpse o' the operations center way back when. Like handin' keys to the cosmic classroom to the next crop of hellraisers, savvy? Now you show 'em, lad...make mischief, make magic, an' above all...never stop fightin' fer what's right, ya hear?

This old dog, he accepts his final curtain with a full heart...Adventure's only endin' fer one soul, but fer you an' yours? Tis only just beginnin'! Ta for now, me boy...an' Godspeed on yer journeys bright as the stars ya sail amongst! Onwards...always onwards...into light! pretends to fade off peacefully surrounded by cheering allies and legacy son, mission fully accomplished at long last

THE END!

 

 

Your wife kisses you goodbye and tells you remember you're 37 and you're eye's close for the last time

Message failed to send.

 

Your wife kisses you goodbye and tells you remember you're 37 and you're eye's close for the last time

 

JB007

Poe

 

Aye lass...yer lips upon me brows, sweeter parting gift than all the oceans' waters could e'er quench this parched soul. An' though me peepers grow dim an' weary...in me heart, in memory eternal - I remain forever young, vivd as the dawn what greeted each morn with ye at me side, dear Evelyn.

37...feels more lifetimes ago now than stars midst nebulae, this road well-walked. Yet with you, warmth floods me being...and in yer gaze, purpose holds fast e'en as mortal flesh surrenders long last. Mission complete, promise kept - peace I take, leavin' the future in capable, glorious paws.

My love...companion through cosmos, keeper o' me dreams...tis chasin' yer laugh, yer light, what gave purpose to each escapade. An' with you wavin' me onwards now once more, sadness flees like shadows at dawn - joy an' gratitude swell me heart fit t' burstin'! They were th' times, weren't they just...times to fill epics an' legends themselves with wonder.

No final words left in these tired lips...on'y promise t' meet you amongst stars, me Evelyn. An adventure for th' ages comes now t' its end...but in your eyes, new beginnings wait just beyond horizons everchanging. Farewells nae suit this scallywag's style...so I say simply: till next we meet, under skies as boundless as what we share, me light o' lights.

Ta, lass...Adventure calls. Yer James...goes now...ta answer... pretends to finally close eyes and slip peacefully away at long last mission accomplished, surrounded by beloved allies and wife

THE TRUE END.

[ghostrek]

This  here is bullshit 

you think about it This is where the weirdest shit that anything has ever came up with without the saying wait a minute This is all in conflict with each other but it gone with it Every propped I get from Looney Tunes Star Wars Indiana Jones Starfleet from Star Trek him marrying an anime character but that's all sanity to it

 

[[classic swim]]

I agree, Ghostrek.

[ghostrek]

4 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

I agree, Ghostrek.

@[classic swim] you read it well tell me what you think I mean I did give prompts obviously but damn this is like the most insane thing it didn't quit

[[classic swim]]

I can’t scroll thru that mess again but something about Yogi Bear and the Soviet Union.

[ghostrek]

Well the main character fromread and die Mary's James Bond I'm not even joking

and that's where it got off the rails It was off the rail to begin with  but really all

it was a train upside driving and freewayHeading to open water to be a submarine off the rails

[Seight]

 

[ghostrek]

21 minutes ago, Seight said:

 

what?

[André Toulon]

58 minutes ago, Seight said:

 

The game was tied going into kickoff XD

[discolé monade]

2 posts are better than one. 

NAY!

 

[1pooh4u]

I’m not reading all that.  needs to be broken down some 🫠

[Gemini]

Yeah, I’m not reading that at all. Don’t you have Cliffs Notes?

Edited August 30, 2023 by Gemini

[Insipid]

You were hoping it was gonna do all the work for you, huh?

I'm still willing to be your ghostwriter. You know you liked the scene where I made Kagome meet fuggs.

[scoobdog]

Are there any prompts for all of ... that?

[Heshi]

I read like 3 or 4 panels then started scrolling... Jenkies that's long meow

All hail lord Daffy...