The US is on the verge of a Great Recession

[Master-Debater131]

So says Jim Cramer, sorta.

 

If you are not familiar with the Inverse Cramer theory, its that whatever he says the exact opposite will happen. People have literally traded fortunes on the Inverse Cramer model and made piles of cash. If he says that we are not going to have a Recession, then the odds that we will be in one goes up dramatically. Inverse Cramer may be the most accurate predictive model around these days. Its scary how often it winds up being true.

 

 

[Jman]

Well shit.  Everyone hunker down.  
 

If only the fucking real estate market would crash.  

[Master-Debater131]

Your best hope is that he goes on TV and says that the housing market is stronger than ever and to invest in mortgage companies. That would be the absolute kiss of death for the housing market.

[Insipid]

This meme stock shit has been really cringe-inducing.

[Icarus27k]

Confirmed recession. 

[André Toulon]

I mean, the $6 small jars of mayonnaise is more telling than this meme, but find fun where you can these days I guess.

[MasqueradeOverture]

You know shit's gone south when Dunkin and Starbucks are the same price.

[1pooh4u]

I think John Oliver did a bit about him I think it was one of his “and now this” and it was a montage of his very wrong predictions 

[katt_goddess]

Quick, someone ask Cramer what the winning lotto numbers will be and then reverse them. 

Momma wants a pimp cane. 

[Seight]

THERE'S NEVER BEEN A BETTER TIME TO BUY A SOUNDBOARD!

[Icarus27k]

 

Yes, those are the guys whose most famous song is "Inside Out".