Why does milk

[UwPp]

Taste like an orgasm after eating chocolate? 🤔

[1pooh4u]

Because it causes that thick mucus like shit that forms in the back of your throat to be even thicker 

lol I just grossed myself out 

[The_annoying_one]

You ever tried milk while eating chocolate?

Holy shit….

[Raptorpat]

which... kind of orgasm

[Insipid]

18 minutes ago, Raptorpat said:

which... kind of orgasm

 

no

 

Edited June 3, 2023 by Raptorpat

[LoverDemon]

Because it literally is an orgasm.

Edited June 3, 2023 by LoverDemon

[UwPp]

20 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

You ever tried milk while eating chocolate?

Holy shit….

That sounds even more orgasmic! 

[UwPp]

20 minutes ago, Raptorpat said:

which... kind of orgasm

Mouthgasm.

[UwPp]

2 minutes ago, LoverDemon said:

Tittygasms aren’t the same

[LoverDemon]

12 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said:

Tittygasms aren’t the same

Tell that to the cow.

[Distortedreasoning]

because its delicious?

 

[Rogue_Alphonse]

Are you sure it is milk

[UwPp]

5 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said:

because its delicious?

 

Deliciously orgasmic

[UwPp]

4 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

Are you sure it is milk

Crumble yums 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

9 hours ago, Insipid said:

 

no

 

My laugh react was for Pat's edit. I didn't see the original post, but I have a pretty good idea of what it might've been. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

10 hours ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said:

Taste like an orgasm after eating chocolate? 🤔

What about drinking chocolate milk?

[UwPp]

52 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

What about drinking chocolate milk?

Chocolate milk is sex on your tongue all in your mouf, throat, and tummy.

[Gemini]

Why does milk suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
Just like me, you came on me.
Taste my crotch milk.

 

Wait. What? 

[UwPp]

3 hours ago, Gemini said:

Why does milk suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
Just like me, you came on me.
Taste my crotch milk.

 

Wait. What? 

No. 

[Gemini]

43 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said:

No. 

[katt_goddess]

[Distortedreasoning]

15 hours ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said:

Deliciously orgasmic

how come i never experienced a milk orgasm?

[The_annoying_one]

30 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

how come i never experienced a milk orgasm?

Lactose intolerant, maybe?

[UwPp]

9 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said:

how come i never experienced a milk orgasm?

Eat a chocolate bar then drink some milk after, tell me how it feels. 

[Sieg67]

I've been using almond milk.  It doesn't start to smell funny before I use it all up.

[UwPp]

7 minutes ago, Sieg67 said:

I've been using almond milk.  It doesn't start to smell funny before I use it all up.

Almond milk is good too! I also enjoy soy. 

[Gemini]

8 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said:

Almond milk is good too! I also enjoy soy. 

I hate soy milk. Can't stand it. Almond milk, on the other hand, is great!

[UwPp]

45 minutes ago, Gemini said:

I hate soy milk. Can't stand it. Almond milk, on the other hand, is great!

I prefer the chocolate soy milk and vanilla. 

[katt_goddess]

2 hours ago, Sieg67 said:

I've been using almond milk.  It doesn't start to smell funny before I use it all up.

Goat milk seems to last forever. I like getting that when I do get milk. 

[Gemini]

7 hours ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said:

I prefer the chocolate soy milk and vanilla. 

To each their own. I've never been able to like or even stomach soy milk. It ain't from lack of trying.

I'm still a "moo cow fuck milk" (as Lewis Black would put it) kind of guy, but I like almond milk as a non-dairy alternative if I have to go to that. (And lactose-free "moo cow fuck milk" is not very good either.)

Edited June 5, 2023 by Gemini
I forgot part of a sentence. lol

[Distortedreasoning]

14 hours ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said:

Eat a chocolate bar then drink some milk after, tell me how it feels. 

i will do it this week after work!