Poof Posted February 20, 2022 Posted February 20, 2022 (edited) Take back the carousel for the glory of Youngstown Edited February 20, 2022 by Poof
Poof Posted February 20, 2022 Author Posted February 20, 2022 17 minutes ago, Poof said: for the glory of Youngstown
Mix Posted February 20, 2022 Posted February 20, 2022 I think, prior to this moment, people have reserved that phrase for empires or deities. Nothing whose "glory" is tied to a carousel or any other children's ride...and even then, they where full of shit. Why tie your dreams to this place? 1
That_One_Guy Posted February 20, 2022 Posted February 20, 2022 I once won a comedy competition in Youngstown and an old man told me a very racist joke and gave me a knife afterwards. 3
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 20, 2022 Posted February 20, 2022 2 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: I once won a comedy competition in Youngstown and an old man told me a very racist joke and gave me a knife afterwards. Hell ya. 1
Seight Posted February 20, 2022 Posted February 20, 2022 Unrelated but Youngstown State has a top tier college mascot IMO 1 1
Mix Posted February 21, 2022 Posted February 21, 2022 2 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: I once won a comedy competition in Youngstown and an old man told me a very racist joke and gave me a knife afterwards. woah, same thing happened to me. Only difference is the old man won the comedy competition and afterward I told him the racist joke. He did give me a knife though. Well he stabbed me and I wrestled the knife away from him, but he never came back for it, so that's basically giving it to me. 1 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 21, 2022 Posted February 21, 2022 16 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: I once won a comedy competition in Youngstown and an old man told me a very racist joke and gave me a knife afterwards. I actually think I remember you posting about this. 1
Poof Posted February 21, 2022 Author Posted February 21, 2022 22 hours ago, Mix said: I think, prior to this moment, people have reserved that phrase for empires or deities. Nothing whose "glory" is tied to a carousel or any other children's ride...and even then, they where full of shit. Why tie your dreams to this place? I was born of this land. One day it will be my empire. When the War comes, I will unite the Western Reserve under my banner, move the capital from Cleveland to Youngstown, and rule everything from here to The Firelands as Poet-Queen. 1
Poof Posted February 21, 2022 Author Posted February 21, 2022 19 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: I once won a comedy competition in Youngstown and an old man told me a very racist joke and gave me a knife afterwards. ah yes, the Gifting of Blades. It's an honor ritual in the Mahoning Valley the racist part is unfortunate tho
Poof Posted February 21, 2022 Author Posted February 21, 2022 16 hours ago, Seight said: Unrelated but Youngstown State has a top tier college mascot IMO he's painted on all the campus fire hydrants It's really a safety feature w/the campus being in the middle of the city. So if you're a student and you see a fire hydrant that's not a penguin, you know you've gone too far and are now in danger. 1
Poof Posted February 21, 2022 Author Posted February 21, 2022 https://www.janescarousel.com/ So you see... it's symbolic. Instead of coming to our aid, they looted us and picked our bones clean. My carousel sits imprisoned in a glass cube as a brooklyn sideshow. Its liberation will be central to my rise to power and The Restoration. 1
GuyBeardmane Posted February 21, 2022 Posted February 21, 2022 Are you going to be holding a great sword in one hand raised over your head while a small but deadly troop of loyal mercenaries from all walks of life stand behind you waiting for you to shout "For the glory of Youngstown" as a battle cry before they head into what would seem to be a suicide mission but they overcome all obstacles at the end? I call the role of obnoxious jester/bard who trips into battle and through pure clumsiness causes his opponents to kill each other, like pratfalling through crossbow bolts fired from opposite sides making the archers shoot each other. 1
Mix Posted February 21, 2022 Posted February 21, 2022 5 hours ago, Poof said: I was born of this land. One day it will be my empire. When the War comes, I will unite the Western Reserve under my banner, move the capital from Cleveland to Youngstown, and rule everything from here to The Firelands as Poet-Queen. dope 1
Poof Posted February 21, 2022 Author Posted February 21, 2022 3 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: Are you going to be holding a great sword in one hand raised over your head while a small but deadly troop of loyal mercenaries from all walks of life stand behind you waiting for you to shout "For the glory of Youngstown" as a battle cry before they head into what would seem to be a suicide mission but they overcome all obstacles at the end? I call the role of obnoxious jester/bard who trips into battle and through pure clumsiness causes his opponents to kill each other, like pratfalling through crossbow bolts fired from opposite sides making the archers shoot each other. I was thinking an amphibious assault... Spoiler
Poof Posted February 21, 2022 Author Posted February 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Mix said: dope im clean and dope like heroin soap 2
Poof Posted March 5, 2022 Author Posted March 5, 2022 On 2/21/2022 at 11:27 AM, Poof said: I was born of this land. One day it will be my empire. When the War comes, I will unite the Western Reserve under my banner, move the capital from Cleveland to Youngstown, and rule everything from here to The Firelands as Poet-Queen. It won’t be long now…
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