Jump to content
UnevenEdge

SECRET SANTA LETS BANG THIS SHIT OUT EDITION!!!!


Recommended Posts

Posted

Bitch, you know what time it is and you know you want it, this year we're going to have a $35 limit.  This is secret santa and completely random, I have no control over who get paired but I can do a second drawing for those who are pissy pants.  Post yer name and I could put ya in a random name generating machine and see if you pair up with someone early enough to exchange information and get each other gifts.  Plan is to get a list going by wtf ever.  SERIOUS  players only.  I promise you death by snuff snuff if you reneg.  NO creepy shit.  Don't go to anyone houses and please do not give out anyone's information.  For what it is worth, use a post office and a wishlist to keep anonymity.  Also you can use board names although I have ran into issues with some post offices wanting to have real names so that it can coincide with an ID.  However you want to do it with your partner, do it...just remember to use protection.  That part is most important this year.  Try to use a gift list this year to reduce chances of transmitting covid.

One gift idea is to post your amazon gift list, or just ignore it and go with your gut instinct.  Neko's Master plan...i mean Amazon wishlist  'tis the season!  Happy Thanksgivingmas!

Paypal is useful.  So are lists.  Please exchange information wisely.  As always safety first so no weird stalkerish shit.  Please be nice.  It's about as safe as having a penpal so if you are comfortable with that, you should be good.  Please no dirty underwear in mail!  Gag gifts are ok as long as you both are on the same page about it.  Nothing unsafe, biohazard, harmful or of memetic descriptions.  boobs.

  • Thanks 1
Posted
2 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Did you not want to participate?  I mean, I don't see why this can't be a three way....

Grill, I'm good.  I gotta gift 2 kittens to a good home though.

Posted
1 hour ago, cyberbully said:

Neko, youre a good person fighting the good fight....but dont bother with this. 

I shall continue to fight the food fight kind Sir!  If I get this job I shall be in better spirits!

  • Like 1
Posted
37 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Not exactly a secret, especially you know he’s gonna buy you a Devine faced dildo

It better be top notch and suction cup onto the wall so i can take myself to pound town

  • Thanks 1
Posted

Sooooo.....it may be too late, but I'll join just so this doesn't look like just 2 people playing....so far I don't see the chaff jumping in and so far I trust the other 2 participants, so on the off chance someone else joins, I'll potentially play.....I reserve the right to say fuck it if any of the historically shitty players emerge....

If not, that's cool too

  • Haha 2
Posted
On 12/12/2021 at 12:44 AM, André Toulon said:

Sooooo.....it may be too late, but I'll join just so this doesn't look like just 2 people playing....so far I don't see the chaff jumping in and so far I trust the other 2 participants, so on the off chance someone else joins, I'll potentially play.....I reserve the right to say fuck it if any of the historically shitty players emerge....

If not, that's cool too

I gotchu boo.  Inbox meh

Posted
On 12/14/2021 at 6:37 PM, André Toulon said:

Yay neko, thx...it was here when I got home. Ordering yours now. 

Thanks boo, yours came thursday!!! I used it so hard

  • Haha 1
×
×
  • Create New...