What Are You Thinking About?

[Insipid]

"A rare fatal infection in the skin of the perineum may occur." 😂 You might die from your gooch necrotizing. Cheerful background music. 🎶

Edited November 18, 2023 by Insipid

[Seight]

Me watching Collision knowing that Smackdown is also on right now

[[classic swim]]

This dog took a steamy asparagus piss on the sidewalk while I was drinking my beer and it made me wanna retch.

[Dusty Shackleford]

Reading the comment section for the review of Andre 3000's solo album

[Lynnrael]

I'm trying to actually get involved in mutual aid and it's both harder and easier than i thought. A little research after looking for Food Not Bombs and I've found several networks working in and around the nearest major city and I've even found a way to contribute money every month, but i want to actually do work and that might take a little more research. 

I'm just tired of doing nothing. I'm tired of feeling pathetic, too. i want to be a part of something that is worth being a part of. i hope this works out. 

[The_annoying_one]

I should try to be more personable.

Meh……

[Insipid]

I've been more social lately. I made a new friend and got invited to a nerdy bar, made Indian friends and am regularly getting biryani from them, and had several random long pleasant conversations with strangers out in public.

meh, whatever. I still enjoy my solitude quite a bit.

[Seight]

I know not everybody watches soccer so here are the highlights of today's France-Gibraltar match:

[Dusty Shackleford]

Should I watch hockey tonight or play super Mario world? Maybe I should do both and just have the game on in the background while I'm gaming

[The_annoying_one]

Thanksgiving is probably going to be hell. But the food’s still worth it.

[Lynnrael]

I've been watching trigun stampede, and now I'm sad because it's really really good but that means it'll be too easy to finish

 

trying to watch something else so i don't go through it all tonight. I'm already half way through 

[The_annoying_one]

My 7-year-old nephew threatened to kill me today. I didn’t take it seriously, though. I honestly don’t know how I took it, other than completely flabbergasted.

[Insipid]

2 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

My 7-year-old nephew threatened to kill me today. I didn’t take it seriously, though. I honestly don’t know how I took it, other than completely flabbergasted.

Was he serious? Did you tell his parents?

[The_annoying_one]

2 minutes ago, Insipid said:

Was he serious? Did you tell his parents?

I really don’t think he was serious. He does have severe developmental disabilities that make him say things that he can’t fully comprehend. I did tell his mom (my sister). She made him apologize to me, which was really all she could do. This honestly didn’t scare me. It just concerned me.

[DragonSinger]

I'm so glad my family is chill about Turkey Day food because if someone wants to fuck with me about my mac and cheese, next year I'm summoning my inner Pot Luck Marge and baking something heinous. Would put raisins, walnuts, hard boiled eggs, and peas in that bitch.

[Insipid]

I just searched for "rizz" here and no one's ever said it. Shows how old this community has become.

But thank God. That seriously just sounds like jizz. Oh yeah, that guy got some real jizz.

[Dusty Shackleford]

Physically I'm a complete mess, If I don't wind up in the hospital this week it will be a miracle

[The_annoying_one]

Why does my bedroom smell like potatoes right now? 

[Insipid]

Sailor Jerry and eggnog is the shit. I might have had a little too much . . . oh no.

[viperxmns]

An observation about Crest toothpaste commercial- in the same ad they point out how all the other toothpastes everyone is using stop working in minutes and are bad, but at the end of the ad they note that Crest is America's #1 toothpaste

[Insipid]

7 hours ago, Insipid said:

Sailor Jerry and eggnog is the shit. I might have had a little too much . . . oh no.

I always just pass out when I drink too much . . . and now I have a very bad hangover. The benefits of being a lightweight; I won't have any desire to get shitfaced for a long time.

I'll probably only have a drink or two on Thanksgiving, and then nothing until Christmas.

[Dusty Shackleford]

Based? More like basic

[Insipid]

I bought six pies for Thanksgiving. I hope that's enough.

[The_annoying_one]

You see, I want to like people, but most of them won’t let me. Clearly a “them” problem.

[DragonSinger]

Not looking forward to all the veggies I gotta cut tonight.

[The_annoying_one]

Looks like I’ll be spending Thanksgiving with a bunch of people I either barely know or don’t know at all. Should be…..fun?

[Insipid]

1 hour ago, The_annoying_one said:

Looks like I’ll be spending Thanksgiving with a bunch of people I either barely know or don’t know at all. Should be…..fun?

That can be stressful, as I recall you saying you're introverted. Just don't drink past the point of getting tipsy and you'll be fine, lol

[The_annoying_one]

2 minutes ago, Insipid said:

That can be stressful, as I recall you saying you're introverted. Just don't drink past the point of getting tipsy and you'll be fine, lol

That won’t be a problem. I am currently pretty low on alcohol and will not be attempting to go to the store today. lol

[Dusty Shackleford]

Of all the Thanksgiving themed tv episodes I've seen over the years for my money King of the Hill had the Thanksgiving episodes

[DragonSinger]

Me as I hear screaming voices next door and can tell the boyfriend is back there: Oh for fuck's sake!

Also me right after: Well, the screaming only lasted for 5 minutes, maybe they won't be as violent this time.

Me this morning after walking into my open garage and seeing cop cars on the street:

[The_annoying_one]

Just wondering why dinner is at 1 or 2 PM on Thanksgiving, but not on any other day of the year.

[Dusty Shackleford]

I'll do laundry tomorrow 

[The_annoying_one]

Well, would you look at that? My introverted butt actually survived.

[Dusty Shackleford]

Not to sound ungrateful because I am thankful that someone hooked me up with a plate tonight...the mac and cheese was the only thing that was good out of this whole meal

[The_annoying_one]

My brother-in-law’s 80-something year old dad just sent me a friend request on Facebook. How weird is that and why the hell did I accept it? 

Edited November 24, 2023 by The_annoying_one
Left out the word “sent”….

[[classic swim]]

I’ve been passed out for like 16 hours and still feel drunk.

[Insipid]

I made my new Indian friend try a Thanksgiving dinner for the first time. He's only been in the country for about six months now. He liked the food; it was his first time trying turkey ever.

It's things like this that make me like having foreign friends, lol

[The_annoying_one]

I hope what I’m going to do tomorrow doesn’t turn out to be a colossal mistake.

[Gemini]

On 11/23/2023 at 11:41 AM, DragonSinger said:

Me as I hear screaming voices next door and can tell the boyfriend is back there: Oh for fuck's sake!

Also me right after: Well, the screaming only lasted for 5 minutes, maybe they won't be as violent this time.

Me this morning after walking into my open garage and seeing cop cars on the street:

Sorce: Mistress of Bluthposting. lol (I'm sorry. I had to do it.)

On topic: I need to quit drinking Dr Pepper and stick with coffee and sweet tea. Also, brain, please turn off when I tell you to.

[DragonSinger]

...*breathes*...Shanksgiving..

[Lynnrael]

for the purposes of getting drunk and enjoying the feeling, nothing really beats vodka. I'm drunk and watching Blade Runner: Black Lotus. I like it. cyberpunk is exactly what i was craving. 

I really should try to write cyberpunk. i have like, no actual creative writing done but what i do have is cyberpunk and it's been well received. the guy I've been talking to lately liked it. and he's really fucking cool so that's gotta count for something.

[The_annoying_one]

I’m pretty sure I woke up dead this morning.

[1pooh4u]

14 hours ago, Gemini said:

Sorce: Mistress of Bluthposting. lol (I'm sorry. I had to do it.)

On topic: I need to quit drinking Dr Pepper and stick with coffee and sweet tea. Also, brain, please turn off when I tell you to.

🎵Don’t go drinking Dr Pepper, stick to the coffee and teas that you’re used to. I know it has to be pure caffeine, or nothing at all but now your brain’s moving too fast.

Don’t go drinking Dr Pepper….Stick to that Mr Pib, coffee and teas that you’re used to  I know it has to be pure caffeine, or nothing at all, but now your brain won’t shut off when you tell it to

              cuz it’s moving too fast 🎵

(I’m sorry I had to do it)😏

 

[Dusty Shackleford]

What the fuck is going with this Corey Perry situation in Chicago?

Edited November 25, 2023 by -Kudasai-

[Gemini]

2 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

🎵Don’t go drinking Dr Pepper, stick to the coffee and teas that you’re used to. I know it has to be pure caffeine, or nothing at all but now your brain’s moving too fast.

Don’t go drinking Dr Pepper….Stick to that Mr Pib, coffee and teas that you’re used to  I know it has to be pure caffeine, or nothing at all, but now your brain won’t shut off when you tell it to

              cuz it’s moving too fast 🎵

(I’m sorry I had to do it)😏

 

No, don't apologize. I literally laughed out loud. And the way I look at it, you're getting me back for all the times I've done that to you.

Awesome job!

[Lynnrael]

it's weird being surrounded by neurodivergent people who haven't done anything to interrogate the ways society has taught them to be ableist. one person will yell at another for not doing tasks, which is likely a result of executive dysfunction, but then that person will go on to judge another for having safe foods or not being comfortable in social situations and it's just sad

i like all of these people but i wish i could be around people who are more understanding. or just people who have thought about these things as much as I have. not that I'm perfect, but it hurts when everyone is upset or judging others for things I experience too

[Dusty Shackleford]

I should really go back and try to finish up E.V.O Search for Eden

[The_annoying_one]

I’m so unnaturally tired.

[Seight]

That'll do, Iron Bowl ending, that'll do.

[Lynnrael]

drunk again, and now I'm watching the original trigun. i really like the new one but there's so much that's missing from the old one, and so much that has changed. the old one is so good, and it's longer too which means i won't run out too soon. 

but it reminds me of someone. i miss them. 

I'm glad the cat is hanging out with me. he's a sphinx so he's very weird sometimes but he's also a loveable goof and very friendly. 

edit: also, the new trigun stampede cut out Millie entirely! best character imo. though the old reporter guy is cool too 

Edited November 26, 2023 by Lynnrael