Mix Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 No need to edit in the sunglasses and cigarette. This man is a living meme. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 And apparently a crip 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 Now that's a dude that's living like Larry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 A mess 😂 I get Rita, but damn Tessa, what's wrong with you girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 Wonder if he’s pulled the basghetti trick whenever they come together for a group date. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 24, 2021 Author Share Posted May 24, 2021 6 hours ago, Mewn said: A mess 😂 I get Rita, but damn Tessa, what's wrong with you girl. When I googled Capricorn, it didn't say anything about y'all being haters 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 28 minutes ago, Mix said: When I googled Capricorn, it didn't say anything about y'all being haters LMAO >___> pfft we are def haters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 24, 2021 Author Share Posted May 24, 2021 12 minutes ago, Mewn said: LMAO >___> pfft we are def haters. Well, your mascot's a goat. How can you not be a hater when everyone else has lions and mermaids. Plus, i'm pretty certain pragmatic is a synonym for hater. Anyway, back to talking about celeb threesomes. The public is don'e with celeb couples. 2021 is the year celeb threesome take over. MARK MY WORDS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Mix said: Well, your mascot's a goat. How can you not be a hater when everyone else has lions and mermaids. Plus, i'm pretty certain pragmatic is a synonym for hater. Anyway, back to talking about celeb threesomes. The public is don'e with celeb couples. 2021 is the year celeb threesome take over. MARK MY WORDS! Hey hey now, I'm a mermaid goat, tyvm. And I hope not. >_> Actually, idc, they can act like clowns for my entertainment. Keeping tabs on the J Lo mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Mix said: Well, your mascot's a goat. How can you not be a hater when everyone else has lions and mermaids. Plus, i'm pretty certain pragmatic is a synonym for hater. Anyway, back to talking about celeb threesomes. The public is don'e with celeb couples. 2021 is the year celeb threesome take over. MARK MY WORDS! They are called throuples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 25, 2021 Author Share Posted May 25, 2021 15 minutes ago, Mewn said: Hey hey now, I'm a mermaid goat, tyvm. And I hope not. >_> Actually, idc, they can act like clowns for my entertainment. Keeping tabs on the J Lo mess. A mermaid goat? I haven't even heard of that in mythology. This zodiac stuff is so left it uses off-brand made up creatures. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, Mix said: A mermaid goat? I haven't even heard of that in mythology. This zodiac stuff is so left it uses off-brand made up creatures. Despite its faintness, the constellation Capricornus has one of the oldest mythological associations, having been consistently represented as a hybrid of a goat and a fish since the Middle Bronze Age, when the Babylonians used MULSUḪUR.MAŠ "The Goat-Fish" as a symbol of their god Ea.[7][6] In Greek mythology, the constellation is sometimes identified as Amalthea, the goat that suckled the infant Zeus after his mother, Rhea, saved him from being devoured by his father, Cronos. Amalthea's broken horn was transformed into the cornucopia or "horn of plenty".[8] Capricornus is also sometimes identified as Pan, the god with a goat's horns and legs, who saved himself from the monster Typhon by giving himself a fish's tail and diving into a river. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 25, 2021 Author Share Posted May 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, Mewn said: Despite its faintness, the constellation Capricornus has one of the oldest mythological associations, having been consistently represented as a hybrid of a goat and a fish since the Middle Bronze Age, when the Babylonians used MULSUḪUR.MAŠ "The Goat-Fish" as a symbol of their god Ea.[7][6] In Greek mythology, the constellation is sometimes identified as Amalthea, the goat that suckled the infant Zeus after his mother, Rhea, saved him from being devoured by his father, Cronos. Amalthea's broken horn was transformed into the cornucopia or "horn of plenty".[8] Capricornus is also sometimes identified as Pan, the god with a goat's horns and legs, who saved himself from the monster Typhon by giving himself a fish's tail and diving into a river. My apologies. I had no idea your goat was the wet nurse of the mighty Zeus himself. Your historical texts have converted me into a believer. Let's see what ancient magical creature represents me............................................a crab, i'm a crab, fml, even in this the universe fucks me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 Just now, Mix said: My apologies. I had no idea your goat was the wet nurse of the mighty Zeus himself. Your historical texts have converted me into a believer. Let's see what ancient magical creature represents me............................................a crab, i'm a crab, fml, even in this the universe fucks me Crab is the perfect evolutionary form. All things will be crab. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 Just now, Mix said: My apologies. I had no idea your goat was the wet nurse of the mighty Zeus himself. Your historical texts have converted me into a believer. Let's see what ancient magical creature represents me............................................a crab, i'm a crab, fml, even in this the universe fucks me I think Hera uses you against Hercules, but lemme see. "In Greek mythology, Cancer is identified with the crab that appeared while Heracles fought the many-headed Hydra. Hercules slew the crab after it bit him in the foot. Afterwards, the goddess Hera, an enemy of Heracles, placed the crab among the stars." Yeah, lawl. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 7 minutes ago, Mewn said: I think Hera uses you against Hercules, but lemme see. "In Greek mythology, Cancer is identified with the crab that appeared while Heracles fought the many-headed Hydra. Hercules slew the crab after it bit him in the foot. Afterwards, the goddess Hera, an enemy of Heracles, placed the crab among the stars." Yeah, lawl. So...Hera tried to give Hercules crabs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 25, 2021 Author Share Posted May 25, 2021 46 minutes ago, stilgar said: They are called throuples. Threesome sounds better. It sounds like you're dry heaving every time you say throuple. 9 minutes ago, stilgar said: Crab is the perfect evolutionary form. All things will be crab. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 25, 2021 Author Share Posted May 25, 2021 9 minutes ago, Mewn said: I think Hera uses you against Hercules, but lemme see. "In Greek mythology, Cancer is identified with the crab that appeared while Heracles fought the many-headed Hydra. Hercules slew the crab after it bit him in the foot. Afterwards, the goddess Hera, an enemy of Heracles, placed the crab among the stars." Yeah, lawl. I bit a guy's foot in a fight and was rewarded for it. A fairly famous fight that many are familiar with, but you would struggle to find a person who can identify me as being apart of it. This....information has depressed me more than I expected. Well played. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 25, 2021 Author Share Posted May 25, 2021 14 minutes ago, tsar4 said: So...Hera tried to give Hercules crabs? a different, somehow worse, perspective on the thing that apparently represents me when it rains it pours 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 Y'all whining about goat-fish and Deific crabs. I got a scale. A freaking scale. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 12 minutes ago, Ginguy said: Y'all whining about goat-fish and Deific crabs. I got a scale. A freaking scale. Uh, you might want to check out the 3rd Horseman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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