Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 29, 2021 Posted April 29, 2021 1 minute ago, André Toulon said: No I'm not, I chewed coffee stirrers for years....when I smoked. I never said it didn't happen, I said if you still have that fixation, you still smoke. Then the hell you doing saying/implying I said pens could be food?
André Toulon Posted April 29, 2021 Posted April 29, 2021 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Then the hell you doing saying/implying I said pens could be food? ...... I....I don't think I can answer this without an insult
Dr. MrsGirlfriend Posted April 29, 2021 Posted April 29, 2021 All of you.... stop giving him ideas. I moved into town for a reason. Growing up on a horse farm was enough farming for me. I could deal with a couple chickens and a big garden. But my days of shoveling another creatures shit in negative temperatures is over. So unless one of you is planning on coming to live in the basement as a farm hand I'm putting my wifey foot down. 2
SwimModSponges Posted April 29, 2021 Author Posted April 29, 2021 Guinea pigs are small, you wouldn't have to use a shovel. You could use a spoon.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 29, 2021 Posted April 29, 2021 1 minute ago, Dr. MrsGirlfriend said: All of you.... stop giving him ideas. I moved into town for a reason. Growing up on a horse farm was enough farming for me. I could deal with a couple chickens and a big garden. But my days of shoveling another creatures shit in negative temperatures is over. So unless one of you is planning on coming to live in the basement as a farm hand I'm putting my wifey foot down. *considers suggesting she make sponges agree to do all shit shoveling* *considers she'll come back with just because he says he will doesn't mean he'll live up to it, and who's left to do it, because she wants it gone and he doesn't care?*
resurrected Posted April 29, 2021 Posted April 29, 2021 You're up there in Dahmer territory. Farm people.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 29, 2021 Posted April 29, 2021 Just now, resurrected said: You're up there in Dahmer territory. Farm people. You're thinking of Gein. Dahmer lived in an apartment.
resurrected Posted April 29, 2021 Posted April 29, 2021 Seriously though, the best suggestion you're going to get is fish or shrimp. You can put up a small greenhouse and put a few tanks inside. Only permit you'll need is a building permit to put up the greenhouse. But still, that's only supplying you with one or two proteins. If you're not on a farm, you're pretty fucked when it comes to being self-sufficient.
resurrected Posted April 29, 2021 Posted April 29, 2021 2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: You're thinking of Gein. Dahmer lived in an apartment. I'm just thinking of his region. I didn't know Gein was from there too. As long as he doesn't wear their skin like clothes, he'll be fine.
André Toulon Posted April 29, 2021 Posted April 29, 2021 3 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: You're thinking of Gein. Dahmer lived in an apartment. Kfc, I might have changed my mind... Dahmer is from Wisconsin, I'm sure he meant nothing more than that
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 29, 2021 Posted April 29, 2021 Just now, resurrected said: I'm just thinking of his region. I didn't know Gein was from there too. As long as he doesn't wear their skin like clothes, he'll be fine. Oh Gein wasn't from around there. When you said "Farm people" I thought you were saying Dahmer was a "farm person."
resurrected Posted April 29, 2021 Posted April 29, 2021 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Oh Gein wasn't from around there. When you said "Farm people" I thought you were saying Dahmer was a "farm person." Nah. Farm the people.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 29, 2021 Posted April 29, 2021 1 minute ago, André Toulon said: Kfc, I might have changed my mind... Dahmer is from Wisconsin, I'm sure he meant nothing more than that The "farm people" threw me off. Doesn't help that I didn't know where Dahmer was from.
SwimModSponges Posted April 29, 2021 Author Posted April 29, 2021 Fun story about Ed Gein- this is the town where everything went down. That big red square is where I attended k-12 education.
resurrected Posted April 29, 2021 Posted April 29, 2021 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: The "farm people" threw me off. Doesn't help that I didn't know where Dahmer was from. Haha. Goes and checks that thread about reading the room. Yup. There's Doom's name mentioned.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 29, 2021 Posted April 29, 2021 1 minute ago, SwimModSponges said: Fun story about Ed Gein- this is the town where everything went down. That big red square is where I attended k-12 education. Is their former farmland in that pic?
resurrected Posted April 29, 2021 Posted April 29, 2021 1 minute ago, SwimModSponges said: Fun story about Ed Gein- this is the town where everything went down. That big red square is where I attended k-12 education. His black pot is floating around out there somewhere. Zak Bagans might have it.
SwimModSponges Posted April 29, 2021 Author Posted April 29, 2021 6 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Is their former farmland in that pic? Shit, I'll do you one better- One of these dots is the Gein place, one of these dots is where I grew up. Please don't try to use this information to track me down and kill me. 2
Dr. MrsGirlfriend Posted April 30, 2021 Posted April 30, 2021 Oh Gein did come from here. Hell, I think the only thing anyone knows about Sponge's hometown is potato farms and Ed Gein. Fun story, when we started dating we spent a weekend housesitting for his parents while they were gone. Sponges went to the store or something. While he was gone I remembered my years of horror movies; while in the literal middle of nowhere known for Ed Gein and meth. Thankfully, Sponges returned between the stages of me having every light on in the house and getting his dad's crossbow prepped and ready. 1 1
ghostrek Posted April 30, 2021 Posted April 30, 2021 @SwimModSponges the term redneck and does not mean communist hillbilly so stop eating roadkill and small animals please
bnmjy Posted April 30, 2021 Posted April 30, 2021 3 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: Shit, I'll do you one better- One of these dots is the Gein place, one of these dots is where I grew up. Please don't try to use this information to track me down and kill me. That's cool. On a related note, I live kinda close to the house they used for Buffalo Bill in The Silence of the Lambs.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 30, 2021 Posted April 30, 2021 5 hours ago, Dr. MrsGirlfriend said: All of you.... stop giving him ideas. I moved into town for a reason. Growing up on a horse farm was enough farming for me. I could deal with a couple chickens and a big garden. But my days of shoveling another creatures shit in negative temperatures is over. So unless one of you is planning on coming to live in the basement as a farm hand I'm putting my wifey foot down. You guys could eat grasshoppers. Do you have any idea how many grasshoppers could fit into 100 gallons of aquarium space? 100 GALLONS OF GRASSHOPPERS!
Dr. MrsGirlfriend Posted April 30, 2021 Posted April 30, 2021 3 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: You guys could eat grasshoppers. Do you have any idea how many grasshoppers could fit into 100 gallons of aquarium space? 100 GALLONS OF GRASSHOPPERS! I don't know you.... and I don't like you 2
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 30, 2021 Posted April 30, 2021 39 minutes ago, Dr. MrsGirlfriend said: I don't know you.... and I don't like you Imagine throwing an entire coffee can of grasshoppers at me due to how much you dislike me!
SwimModSponges Posted April 30, 2021 Author Posted April 30, 2021 Just for reference this is the 10x20 area i was thinking of cooping up.
SwimModSponges Posted May 2, 2021 Author Posted May 2, 2021 Goddamn these things look delicious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvAjGHbJ7TI
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 2, 2021 Posted May 2, 2021 23 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Goddamn these things look delicious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvAjGHbJ7TI What do you say @Dr. MrsGirlfriend, do these animals seem appetizing or are you an insane person?
Dr. MrsGirlfriend Posted May 12, 2021 Posted May 12, 2021 My extent of dealing with guinea pigs will be the annoying ring tone Sponges has for an alarm that he has permanently set for 6:30am. Especially since he is rarely waking up at that time and I'm the insomniac just reaching REM sleep when it goes off. 2
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