Mix Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 The baby is yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 4, 2021 Share Posted April 4, 2021 your mom is already under enough stress 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted April 4, 2021 Share Posted April 4, 2021 My new phone picked up a old address book from like 10 years ago... this would be a wild adventure 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 4, 2021 Share Posted April 4, 2021 All of my weird numbers were on matchbooks and shit. I didn't even carry my phone when I went out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 4, 2021 Author Share Posted April 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Poof said: your mom is already under enough stress see the original joke revolved around my mom or my sister, but I passed out and didn't write it down and now I can't remember, so I posted the opener hoping someone would jog my memory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 4, 2021 Author Share Posted April 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: My new phone picked up a old address book from like 10 years ago... this would be a wild adventure ten years....I said baby, not tween just texting old coworkers, "hey, listen, remember that new years office party of '09" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 4, 2021 Author Share Posted April 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: All of my weird numbers were on matchbooks and shit. I didn't even carry my phone when I went out. you hipster fuck....no phone, but you carry a matchbook? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 4, 2021 Share Posted April 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Mix said: you hipster fuck....no phone, but you carry a matchbook? I left my phone in the car when I walked into bars. As was a style at the times, as you could only talk on them. My vivid memory of this was cleaning my room and finding a dozen numbers on business cards and matchbooks and having no idea how they happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted April 4, 2021 Share Posted April 4, 2021 3 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: My new phone picked up a old address book from like 10 years ago... this would be a wild adventure Holy shit, mine did too....I was like "this has potential" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted April 4, 2021 Share Posted April 4, 2021 5 hours ago, BlackNoir said: Holy shit, mine did too....I was like "this has potential" Yeah... it was Indiana Jones type shit and it was too much power for one man 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 4, 2021 Share Posted April 4, 2021 9 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Yeah... it was Indiana Jones type shit and it was too much power for one man I wound up deleting the excess...no sense in digging that hole without alcohol to fill it with 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted April 4, 2021 Share Posted April 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, André Toulon said: I wound up deleting the excess...no sense in digging that hole without alcohol to fill it with Yeah I did too. and the name saves were just straight up black out drunk. code names from when I was in relationships, then “Jessica Tinder” “Chrissy Bumble 1” what the hell was I even doing??? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted April 4, 2021 Share Posted April 4, 2021 12 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Yeah I did too. and the name saves were just straight up black out drunk. code names from when I was in relationships, then “Jessica Tinder” “Chrissy Bumble 1” what the hell was I even doing??? I think the funniest thing was the "niggasquatch" showed back up in my contacts. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 4, 2021 Share Posted April 4, 2021 9 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Yeah I did too. and the name saves were just straight up black out drunk. code names from when I was in relationships, then “Jessica Tinder” “Chrissy Bumble 1” what the hell was I even doing??? Yeah, what were you doing? Those are nicknames you give to chicks you don't survive the date of your own accord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted April 4, 2021 Share Posted April 4, 2021 Just now, scoobdog said: Yeah, what were you doing? Those are nicknames you give to chicks you don't survive the date of your own accord. Dating app smashes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 ...........No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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