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Posted
2 hours ago, Poof said:

your mom is already under enough stress

see the original joke revolved around my mom or my sister, but I passed out and didn't write it down and now I can't remember, so I posted the opener hoping someone would jog my memory

Posted
2 hours ago, Sawdamizer said:

My new phone picked up a old address book from like 10 years ago... this would be a wild adventure

ten years....I said baby, not tween

just texting old coworkers, "hey, listen, remember that new years office party of '09"

Posted
3 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

All of my weird numbers were on matchbooks and shit. I didn't even carry my phone when I went out.

you hipster fuck....no phone, but you carry a matchbook?

 

Posted
1 minute ago, Mix said:

you hipster fuck....no phone, but you carry a matchbook?

 

I left my phone in the car when I walked into bars. As was a style at the times, as you could only talk on them. My vivid memory of this was cleaning my room and finding a dozen numbers on business cards and matchbooks and having no idea how they happened.

Posted
3 hours ago, Sawdamizer said:

My new phone picked up a old address book from like 10 years ago... this would be a wild adventure

Holy shit, mine did too....I was like "this has potential"

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Posted
9 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Yeah... it was Indiana Jones type shit and it was too much power for one man

I wound up deleting the excess...no sense in digging that hole without alcohol to fill it with

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Posted
3 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

I wound up deleting the excess...no sense in digging that hole without alcohol to fill it with

Yeah I did too.

and the name saves were just straight up black out drunk.

code names from when I was in relationships, then “Jessica Tinder” “Chrissy Bumble 1”

what the hell was I even doing???

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Posted
12 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Yeah I did too.

and the name saves were just straight up black out drunk.

code names from when I was in relationships, then “Jessica Tinder” “Chrissy Bumble 1”

what the hell was I even doing???

I think the funniest thing was the "niggasquatch" showed back up in my contacts.

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Posted
9 hours ago, Sawdamizer said:

Yeah I did too.

and the name saves were just straight up black out drunk.

code names from when I was in relationships, then “Jessica Tinder” “Chrissy Bumble 1”

what the hell was I even doing???

Yeah, what were you doing?  Those are nicknames you give to chicks you don't survive the date of your own accord.

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