Mix Posted November 17, 2020 Posted November 17, 2020 I'd like to offer my services as a member of your entourage....I'd make a good turtle
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 17, 2020 Posted November 17, 2020 If I start doing this twitch thing in a while you can be a permanent mod.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 17, 2020 Posted November 17, 2020 How does a turtle make an effective member of an entourage?
Distortedreasoning Posted November 17, 2020 Posted November 17, 2020 i could have sworn you made this thread already... and i think i accepted your offer.
Chapinator_X Posted November 17, 2020 Posted November 17, 2020 The dude really went up to his friend and was like “I will pay you and invite you to parties where you can pick up girls if you drop everything to be my driver.”
Mix Posted November 17, 2020 Author Posted November 17, 2020 15 hours ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: If I start doing this twitch thing in a while you can be a permanent mod. omg.....that is the new entourage isn't it
Mix Posted November 17, 2020 Author Posted November 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: i could have sworn you made this thread already... and i think i accepted your offer. I don't remember that and a quick search turned up nada But i'll put you down as a yes anyway 1
Mix Posted November 17, 2020 Author Posted November 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Jiro_Dreams said: The dude really went up to his friend and was like “I will pay you and invite you to parties where you can pick up girls if you drop everything to be my driver.” sounds like a man who's read The Art of the Deal
tsar4 Posted November 17, 2020 Posted November 17, 2020 9 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: How does a turtle make an effective member of an entourage? Every group needs someone to lay on their back & flail their arms & legs.
tsar4 Posted November 17, 2020 Posted November 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Jiro_Dreams said: The dude really went up to his friend and was like “I will pay you and invite you to parties where you can pick up girls if you drop everything to be my driver.” The only response to that would be, "Sure you could, but what's in it for me?".
cyberbully Posted November 18, 2020 Posted November 18, 2020 Money and fame will kill me, and i would be honored for you to be there to document my spiral into the abyss... You just can't die before me.
Chapinator_X Posted November 18, 2020 Posted November 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Mix said: sounds like a man who's read The Art of the Deal I’ve watched far too much Entourage when it was out, but I remember that, aside from his older actor brother, the other two members were Vince’s friends from New York that he threw money at to get them to move to LA to work for him. Surprisingly, E happens to be the most useless one because Turtle can at least drive and play Fight Night. E used his experience as the manager of a Sbarros to become Vince’s manager when all he does is pass off messages to his agent or fight with directors that want him.
Mix Posted November 18, 2020 Author Posted November 18, 2020 1 hour ago, cyberbully said: Money and fame will kill me, and i would be honored for you to be there to document my spiral into the abyss... You just can't die before me. I can't promise that
Mix Posted November 18, 2020 Author Posted November 18, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Jiro_Dreams said: I’ve watched far too much Entourage when it was out, but I remember that, aside from his older actor brother, the other two members were Vince’s friends from New York that he threw money at to get them to move to LA to work for him. Surprisingly, E happens to be the most useless one because Turtle can at least drive and play Fight Night. E used his experience as the manager of a Sbarros to become Vince’s manager when all he does is pass off messages to his agent or fight with directors that want him. I didn't watch much, but what I did see backs up what you're saying about E....he seemed the most competent, yet the most useless Edited November 18, 2020 by Mix
Mix Posted November 18, 2020 Author Posted November 18, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Poof said: How much? Do you have problems w/nudity? I don't know what the starting pay for an entourage member even looks like, so.....whatever Kevin Hart is paying Spank Horton I don't have problems with nudity, but I do have a lot of other problems, mostly psychological. Luckily, so far they've only made me more interesting Edited November 18, 2020 by Mix
Poof Posted November 18, 2020 Posted November 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Mix said: I don't know what the starting pay for an entourage member even looks like, so.....whatever Kevin Hart is paying Spank Horton I don't have problems with nudity, but I do have a lot of other problems, mostly psychological. Luckily, so far they've only made me more interesting It's all about the perks. I can promise you lots of perks, and pay is guaranteed to be a possibility.
Mix Posted November 18, 2020 Author Posted November 18, 2020 59 minutes ago, Poof said: It's all about the perks. I can promise you lots of perks, and pay is guaranteed to be a possibility. I guess I could always sell some of the percocet on the side if money got tight Ball park, how much is "a lot"?
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