after this whole pandemic is over, i wonder how many movies they're going to make about it

[Naraku4656]

or have some plot involving it. i figure at least a few probably

[Chapinator_X]

In the next decade, there’ll probably be at least one movie about it. Either a comedy about someone cheating on their SO while they’re quarantining or a dramatic film where an old actor is dying from COVID in a Florida retirement home for an Oscar. 

More likely, I can expect a skinny pale actor trying to get an Oscar nod for putting on the prosthetics and clown makeup to play Donald Trump in a film about the pandemic. 

[wacky1980]

i dunno, it might take a few years before people are even remotely interested in hearing the words pandemic, coronavirus, social distancing, or bend the curve.

it's like, hey i just lived through the most disruptive, financially/mentally/physically trying, largest loss-of-life event i'll hopefully ever see in my lifetime. let's relive it on video asap!

[resurrected]

Michael Bay is working on a script right now. 

Gonna be released in March next year.

Calling it Corona Day, theatrical poster reads CD19.

There's aliens and demon sperm in it. 

Will Smith is playing Fauci and Will Ferrell is playing Trump.

Jamie Foxx is voicing the demon sperm.

Randy Quaid has a cameo where he flies a fighter jet into an abandoned Blockbuster video store, with an uncredited cameo from Jeff Goldblum quoting his famous Jurassic Park phrase, "You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it."

A wet towel is playing Dr. Stella Immanuel. 

Gonna be rated PG-19.

[Naraku4656]

32 minutes ago, Chapinator-800 said:

In the next decade, there’ll probably be at least one movie about it. Either a comedy about someone cheating on their SO while they’re quarantining or a dramatic film where an old actor is dying from COVID in a Florida retirement home for an Oscar. 

More likely, I can expect a skinny pale actor trying to get an Oscar nod for putting on the prosthetics and clown makeup to play Donald Trump in a film about the pandemic. 

nice Ann icon

[Distinct Lunatic]

22 minutes ago, resurrected said:

Michael Bay is working on a script right now. 

Gonna be released in March next year.

Calling it Corona Day, theatrical poster reads CD19.

There's aliens and demon sperm in it. 

Will Smith is playing Fauci and Will Ferrell is playing Trump.

Jamie Foxx is voicing the demon sperm.

Randy Quaid has a cameo where he flies a fighter jet into an abandoned Blockbuster video store, with an uncredited cameo from Jeff Goldblum quoting his famous Jurassic Park phrase, "You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it."

A wet towel is playing Dr. Stella Immanuel. 

Gonna be rated PG-19.

Can we get Putin played by Steve Buscemi?

[Chapinator_X]

20 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

nice Ann icon

I’m halfway through Royal and she ended up winning me over. I wasn’t sure who to go with at first, but when I got some of her couple lines, I couldn’t help it. 

[Distinct Lunatic]

6 minutes ago, Chapinator-800 said:

I’m halfway through Royal and she ended up winning me over. I wasn’t sure who to go with at first, but when I got some of her couple lines, I couldn’t help it. 

But what about Ryuji? Clearly if Ann isn't available the guy will never find another girl that's into him. You don't want him to die alone and single do you?

[Naraku4656]

9 minutes ago, Chapinator-800 said:

I’m halfway through Royal and she ended up winning me over. I wasn’t sure who to go with at first, but when I got some of her couple lines, I couldn’t help it. 

i don't think i'm going to play Royal. I just don't care enough to put another 80 hours into a game I already beat twice

[Distinct Lunatic]

9 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

 I already beat twice

[Chapinator_X]

19 minutes ago, Distinct Lunatic said:

But what about Ryuji? Clearly if Ann isn't available the guy will never find another girl that's into him. You don't want him to die alone and single do you?

Ryuji is a lost cause. He has no standards in women, goes out of his way to shoot down Ann, and would not be able to thrive as a runner if he was constantly traveling overseas for Ann’s career. If he makes it to big tourneys, he’s bound to find someone that wants to smash him. But I’m gonna be selfish, and if he wanted to not get relegated to little brother, he wouldn’t have sabotaged any of the chances he had. 

16 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

i don't think i'm going to play Royal. I just don't care enough to put another 80 hours into a game I already beat twice

I was gonna hold off on it, but I was able to snag it for cheap and it’s been a while since I’ve last played it. I also only had the PS3 version so I needed to upgrade it. 

Edited August 3, 2020 by Chapinator-800

[Naraku4656]

i already had the PS4 version. the only difference for me would be the extra content. Which from what I've been told, Kasumi's not around all that long. so some extra activities and extra dialogue for a game that kind of already felt like it was starting to drag a bit by the end.

[Distinct Lunatic]

14 minutes ago, Chapinator-800 said:

Ryuji is a lost cause. He has no standards in women, goes out of his way to shoot down Ann, and would not be able to thrive as a runner if he was constantly traveling overseas for Ann’s career. If he makes it to big tourneys, he’s bound to find someone that wants to smash him. But I’m gonna be selfish, and if he wanted to not get relegated to little brother, he wouldn’t have sabotaged any of the chances he had.

But Ryuji is your wingman, gotta help a brother out. Also I will say that even though nothing is ever shown or mentioned, but I do think if Ann isn't romanced the implications for her and Ryuji are there.

[Chapinator_X]

5 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

i already had the PS4 version. the only difference for me would be the extra content. Which from what I've been told, Kasumi's not around all that long. so some extra activities and extra dialogue for a game that kind of already felt like it was starting to drag a bit by the end.

Yeah, there are a ton of quality-of-life changes that are nice, but plot wise, I haven’t been that interested in the Kasumi & Akechi material. Maruki is interesting, but I can imagine the better story wise changes come after Christmas. 

[Naraku4656]

Just now, Chapinator-800 said:

Yeah, there are a ton of quality-of-life changes that are nice, but plot wise, I haven’t been that interested in the Kasumi & Akechi material. Maruki is interesting, but I can imagine the better story wise changes come after Christmas. 

yeah I guess if it was a first time playing it, then I'd be more interested but I just can't get myself to care. Takemi is still top tier waifu

[Chapinator_X]

Just now, Distinct Lunatic said:

But Ryuji is your wingman, gotta help a brother out. Also I will say that even though nothing is ever shown or mentioned, but I do think if Ann isn't romanced the implications for her and Ryuji are there.

If anything, Joker’s been his wingman cause Ryuji’s been coasting off the PT clout and, if you romanced someone before the beach trip, you’re pretty much just obliging him while he hits on women.

One thing I’ll give you is that there is an implication that Ann would’ve been cool with Ryuji being interested in her. But that’d required Ryuji to show interest in Ann aside from the occasional ogle that Joker also takes part in. I feel less guilty going after Ann when Ryuji doesn’t show interest compared to the guilt of getting with Naoto when Kanji has been pining for her for most of P4. 

[Naraku4656]

9 minutes ago, Chapinator-800 said:

If anything, Joker’s been his wingman cause Ryuji’s been coasting off the PT clout and, if you romanced someone before the beach trip, you’re pretty much just obliging him while he hits on women.

One thing I’ll give you is that there is an implication that Ann would’ve been cool with Ryuji being interested in her. But that’d required Ryuji to show interest in Ann aside from the occasional ogle that Joker also takes part in. I feel less guilty going after Ann when Ryuji doesn’t show interest compared to the guilt of getting with Naoto when Kanji has been pining for her for most of P4. 

I mean I never really cared for Ann to begin with. her personality just doesn't really mesh with mine. also, she's like 15. granted when I first played P4 my favorite was Naoto but she's only 4 years younger than me so it didn't feel as creepy at the time.

[Naraku4656]

nobody cares about OG best waifu anymore

[Poof]

1 hour ago, resurrected said:

Michael Bay is working on a script right now. 

Gonna be released in March next year.

Calling it Corona Day, theatrical poster reads CD19.

There's aliens and demon sperm in it. 

Will Smith is playing Fauci and Will Ferrell is playing Trump.

Jamie Foxx is voicing the demon sperm.

Randy Quaid has a cameo where he flies a fighter jet into an abandoned Blockbuster video store, with an uncredited cameo from Jeff Goldblum quoting his famous Jurassic Park phrase, "You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it."

A wet towel is playing Dr. Stella Immanuel. 

Gonna be rated PG-19.

I heard he likes to be closed into vac beds by a bunch of tgirls

[Naraku4656]

2 minutes ago, Poof said:

I heard he likes to be closed into vac beds by a bunch of tgirls

I just want to know one thing and one thing only and it will be the only question i ask about this subject. When he cums, does shit explode around him like in every movie that he's ever made

[Distinct Lunatic]

9 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

I mean I never really cared for Ann to begin with. her personality just doesn't really mesh with mine. also, she's like 15. granted when I first played P4 my favorite was Naoto but she's only 4 years younger than me so it didn't feel as creepy at the time.

As far as age, the characters are considered to be atleast 17, considering that's the common age for second year HS students in Japan. Makoto and Haru are both 3rd years so they'd be the magical number of 18.

First playthrough I romanced Kawakami-sensei. Second one I went for Futaba, but was disappointed honestly cause I was hoping that'd lead to more dialogue with Sojiro but not really.

Edited August 3, 2020 by Distinct Lunatic

[RainyDayJizz#35]

I'm gonna say a documentary within three years of ending, romcom within ten, and after 25 years it will be a period piece full of stories embellished by time, and all the people that lived through it are gonna be grumbling at the kids having that movie as their source of knowledge.

[Swimmod_Luna]

I just wonder who the first artist to make a "Christmas in Quarantine" song will be

[Sawdamizer]

1 minute ago, Athena92 said:

I just wonder who the first artist to make a "Christmas in Quarantine" song will be

Weird Al

[Naraku4656]

1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said:

Weird Al

didn't this already sort of happen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU

[resurrected]

3 hours ago, Poof said:

I heard he likes to be closed into vac beds by a bunch of tgirls

He should write a script based on that. It would be better than most of the shit he puts out there. 

[resurrected]

5 hours ago, Distinct Lunatic said:

Can we get Putin played by Steve Buscemi?

That's actually not a bad idea.

[Seight]

10 hours ago, resurrected said:

Michael Bay is working on a script right now. 

 

THAT PART'S ACTUALLY FUCKING TRUE fUCK

[resurrected]

10 minutes ago, Seight said:

THAT PART'S ACTUALLY FUCKING TRUE fUCK

Fuck. I was just joking, but if anyone was going to try to capitalize, it would be Michael Bay. I'm gonna have to go ahead and pass on seeing this shit show.