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I just had the worst sex of my life


That_One_Guy

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lmao....man this is terrible, but I was thinking of you going on about your terrible experience, "worst sex of my life...yada yada yada....she put her finger in my ass and in my ear, IN THAT ORDER", all the while a rape victim's staring you down like, "this motha..." xD

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13 minutes ago, Mix said:

lmao....man this is terrible, but I was thinking of you going on about your terrible experience, "worst sex of my life...yada yada yada....she put her finger in my ass and in my ear, IN THAT ORDER", all the while a rape victim's staring you down like, "this motha..." xD

I don't mind a finger up my ass during a bj bruh

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1 minute ago, HardcoreHunter said:

My 40lb dog just walked across my $120 keyboard and hit some random keys and an image. At least it kinda worked though. 

fuck off, there's no way

unless :o 

we're gonna need a van, a hot bitch, and a smart bitch

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17 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

the last time i had sex was two years ago

Nothin wrong with that. 

1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said:

it was awful

Probably still better than some of mine. Worst physical wise was like 3 weeks after my hernia surgery. Went out to the bar and met up with some 8 who I assume has no real standards or really just wanted dick. Either way wasn't passing it up just kicked back some drinks and hoped it wouldn't kill my erection later, but still numb some of the pain I felt. Word from the wise, do not ever have sex if you feel pain in your pelvis and abdomen. It just went to shit quick with thrusting. I was like Ah fuck, this ain't working.

So she got on top, and it still hurt like hell because she's just bouncing on my pelvis. Then the pain is just making it impossible for me to get off. After a couple of hours she's come a bunch, I haven't. I try to fake it, but then she's like oh blow it on my face....I'm like god damn it. So now I'm just cranking my dick for like 20 mins before I blow, most of it just shoots over her head and against the damn dresser and hits some of our clothes since I hadn't done anything in weeks. Then it just kept going, It was like you just took a whole large egg and smashed it on this pour girls face.  Then she goes to the bathroom I just get my shit and bounce. Drive home, and I can not stand up out of my car. My whole abdominal region has ceased to function no matter how hard I tried to stand.  So I just pass out behind the wheel in my cum stained clothes. Then when I wake up I find the strength to get into the house. 

 

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3 hours ago, That_One_Guy said:

No I didn't want to do it but I did it out of obligation and it was awful

I know what you mean, I can't perform under obligation and it's just all around bad for everyone.  This chick had been trying to give me some for years and I just wasn't into it...She was attractive when we met, but before I hit, she had got out there bad on xans, and her weight loss did not help her.  

Anyway, she kinda backed me into a corner and I felt bad for her (looooooot of shit when wrong for her all at once and none of it was drug related...Just a string of the shittiest luck I've ever seen first hand)....Like, I wanted to help her get out of the situation she was in...Not toss her some dick, but LSS, I could never achieve full wood, and it just made her feel worse.  I wound up leaving, getting drunk, and then I was horny and able to fly, but afterwards, I didn't feel accomplished...I felt more like "well, that's out of the way".  

We had sex like 3 times after that, but it was always after her crying and "needing a friend" and all that shit so I would have to get wasted just to even want to do it....I was so happy when she told me she was moving, but had to pretend I was devastated....She still calls and texts but i told her I was back with one of my exes and she's scared of her, so that's buying me some time because she's always like "Next time I come thru, we should have dinner and drinks" and I'm like "Can't get away right now"

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