That_One_Guy Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 Like fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 She messed you up huh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 15, 2020 Author Share Posted July 15, 2020 Just now, Nabply said: She messed you up huh No I didn't want to do it but I did it out of obligation and it was awful 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 Was he at least cute? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 lmao....man this is terrible, but I was thinking of you going on about your terrible experience, "worst sex of my life...yada yada yada....she put her finger in my ass and in my ear, IN THAT ORDER", all the while a rape victim's staring you down like, "this motha..." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 Well at least somebody got some action unlike me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 15, 2020 Author Share Posted July 15, 2020 16 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: Was he at least cute? She this time and yeah. It was me. Wasn't into it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 15, 2020 Author Share Posted July 15, 2020 13 minutes ago, Mix said: lmao....man this is terrible, but I was thinking of you going on about your terrible experience, "worst sex of my life...yada yada yada....she put her finger in my ass and in my ear, IN THAT ORDER", all the while a rape victim's staring you down like, "this motha..." I don't mind a finger up my ass during a bj bruh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 15, 2020 Author Share Posted July 15, 2020 12 minutes ago, Kudasai said: Well at least somebody got some action unlike me Don't feel bad dude. It's overrated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 You should've came to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 15, 2020 Author Share Posted July 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Poof said: You should've came to me. One day I'll learn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 15, 2020 Author Share Posted July 15, 2020 Just now, Belle Duckphine said: I'll cum on quackers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 15, 2020 Author Share Posted July 15, 2020 Just now, Belle Duckphine said: 🤤 This bullshit is getting DFd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: This bullshit is getting DFd you wish this stays public Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 reminds me of the last 8 years of my life 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 could have had no sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 15, 2020 Author Share Posted July 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Poof said: you wish this stays public I said id cum on someone. It's over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 15, 2020 Author Share Posted July 15, 2020 Just now, Still Me said: reminds me of the last 8 years of my life I'm sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 15, 2020 Author Share Posted July 15, 2020 Just now, Naraku4656 said: could have had no sex Sometimes that's honestly better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 7 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I said id cum on someone. It's over. it's only the beginning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 7 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Sometimes that's honestly better welcome to my life then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 15, 2020 Author Share Posted July 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Poof said: it's only the beginning Oh shit I'm excited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 15, 2020 Author Share Posted July 15, 2020 Just now, Naraku4656 said: welcome to my life then Dude no you're fine man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Dude no you're fine man i haven't had sex in years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 29 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 17 minutes ago, Still Me said: reminds me of the last 8 years of my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 15, 2020 Author Share Posted July 15, 2020 5 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: i haven't had sex in years Don't lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Don't lie it's true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 dude i'm terrible with women. idk wtf you're talking about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 15, 2020 Author Share Posted July 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: dude i'm terrible with women. idk wtf you're talking about Youve had like six girlfriends bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 Just now, That_One_Guy said: Youve had like six girlfriends bro no i haven't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new_disease Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 we've all been there at one point 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 15, 2020 Author Share Posted July 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: no i haven't You had one tho. You talked about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 11 minutes ago, Mix said: Is that t-pain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 Just now, That_One_Guy said: You had one tho. You talked about it the last time i had sex was two years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 15, 2020 Author Share Posted July 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: the last time i had sex was two years ago You've had a bj tho right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 (edited) Edited July 15, 2020 by HardcoreHunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 Just now, That_One_Guy said: You've had a bj tho right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 15, 2020 Author Share Posted July 15, 2020 1 minute ago, HardcoreHunter said: *8- I hope I die of covid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 My 40lb dog just walked across my $120 keyboard and hit some random keys and an image. At least it kinda worked though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, Still Me said: Is that t-pain? uhh yeah.....that's T-pain so anyway, back to the last eight years, wuh happen' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 Just now, Mix said: uhh yeah.....that's T-pain so anyway, back to the last eight years, wuh happen' Lol...nope.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I hope I die of covid 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 1 minute ago, HardcoreHunter said: My 40lb dog just walked across my $120 keyboard and hit some random keys and an image. At least it kinda worked though. fuck off, there's no way unless we're gonna need a van, a hot bitch, and a smart bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 15, 2020 Author Share Posted July 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, HardcoreHunter said: New Ken anthem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 5 minutes ago, Mix said: fuck off, there's no way unless we're gonna need a van, a hot bitch, and a smart bitch what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 7 minutes ago, Still Me said: Lol...nope.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 17 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: the last time i had sex was two years ago Nothin wrong with that. 1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said: it was awful Probably still better than some of mine. Worst physical wise was like 3 weeks after my hernia surgery. Went out to the bar and met up with some 8 who I assume has no real standards or really just wanted dick. Either way wasn't passing it up just kicked back some drinks and hoped it wouldn't kill my erection later, but still numb some of the pain I felt. Word from the wise, do not ever have sex if you feel pain in your pelvis and abdomen. It just went to shit quick with thrusting. I was like Ah fuck, this ain't working. So she got on top, and it still hurt like hell because she's just bouncing on my pelvis. Then the pain is just making it impossible for me to get off. After a couple of hours she's come a bunch, I haven't. I try to fake it, but then she's like oh blow it on my face....I'm like god damn it. So now I'm just cranking my dick for like 20 mins before I blow, most of it just shoots over her head and against the damn dresser and hits some of our clothes since I hadn't done anything in weeks. Then it just kept going, It was like you just took a whole large egg and smashed it on this pour girls face. Then she goes to the bathroom I just get my shit and bounce. Drive home, and I can not stand up out of my car. My whole abdominal region has ceased to function no matter how hard I tried to stand. So I just pass out behind the wheel in my cum stained clothes. Then when I wake up I find the strength to get into the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 So it was only like fucking, but it wasn't really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 3 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: No I didn't want to do it but I did it out of obligation and it was awful I know what you mean, I can't perform under obligation and it's just all around bad for everyone. This chick had been trying to give me some for years and I just wasn't into it...She was attractive when we met, but before I hit, she had got out there bad on xans, and her weight loss did not help her. Anyway, she kinda backed me into a corner and I felt bad for her (looooooot of shit when wrong for her all at once and none of it was drug related...Just a string of the shittiest luck I've ever seen first hand)....Like, I wanted to help her get out of the situation she was in...Not toss her some dick, but LSS, I could never achieve full wood, and it just made her feel worse. I wound up leaving, getting drunk, and then I was horny and able to fly, but afterwards, I didn't feel accomplished...I felt more like "well, that's out of the way". We had sex like 3 times after that, but it was always after her crying and "needing a friend" and all that shit so I would have to get wasted just to even want to do it....I was so happy when she told me she was moving, but had to pretend I was devastated....She still calls and texts but i told her I was back with one of my exes and she's scared of her, so that's buying me some time because she's always like "Next time I come thru, we should have dinner and drinks" and I'm like "Can't get away right now" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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