I demand mod powers

[ITasteLikeSex]

On the basis that I am cool and everyone else is lame 

[katt_goddess]

Apparently the going theory is that all the Mods and Admins are actually incel virgin losers with cats. 

So those are the requirements. 

Along with not being zeni.

Or helpme. 

<.< >.>

*flees

[NaBarney]

19 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

Apparently the going theory is that all the Mods and Admins are actually incel virgin losers with cats. 

Well I don't have any cats so it looks like someone needs to rework their theory

[katt_goddess]

1 hour ago, Nablotson said:

Well I don't have any cats so it looks like someone needs to rework their theory

No cats, no mod powers.

They are the evil familiars that increase the incel virgin loser powers to maximum ban-smacking. 

[Rogue_Alphonse]

I own cats but they are 380 miles away

[helpme]

12 hours ago, katt_goddess said:

Apparently the going theory is that all the Mods and Admins are actually incel virgin losers with cats. 

So those are the requirements. 

Along with not being zeni.

Or helpme. 

<.< >.>

*flees

I will blow up your notifications one day

[ITasteLikeSex]

13 hours ago, katt_goddess said:

Apparently the going theory is that all the Mods and Admins are actually incel virgin losers with cats. 

So those are the requirements. 

Along with not being zeni.

Or helpme. 

<.< >.>

*flees

I have a spider that lives in my bathroom. Is that goos enough?

[NaBarney]

2 minutes ago, ITasteLikeSex said:

Is that goos enough?

I think you just answered your own question.

[ITasteLikeSex]

1 minute ago, Nablotson said:

I think you just answered your own question.

 

[Guest Sympl&Klyn]

I would strangle a goose if it ever tried to step to me. 

Oversized, feathery, territorial lizard assholes.

[Vamped]

I'm not sure I need a petty sidekick cat 

[SwimModSponges]

I'm next in line for mod powers they promised.

[katt_goddess]

5 hours ago, ITasteLikeSex said:

I have a spider that lives in my bathroom. Is that goos enough?

[Raptorpat]

@SwimOdin told me about 15 years ago when I "offered" to be a mod once that asking to be a mod is a good indicator that you probably aren't a good candidate for mod, and I've kind of ran with that here.

[Guest Sympl&Klyn]

You're not a mod you're a admim.

[ITasteLikeSex]

16 hours ago, Admin_Raptorpat said:

@SwimOdin told me about 15 years ago when I "offered" to be a mod once that asking to be a mod is a good indicator that you probably aren't a good candidate for mod, and I've kind of ran with that here.

I never said I'd be a good moderator.

[Guest Sympl&Klyn]

18 minutes ago, Quackers said:

He used to ban all my accounts because I called his girlfriend ugly once 

He's a man after my own heart.

[SwimOdin]

22 hours ago, Admin_Raptorpat said:

@SwimOdin told me about 15 years ago when I "offered" to be a mod once that asking to be a mod is a good indicator that you probably aren't a good candidate for mod, and I've kind of ran with that here.

can I be a mod

[Raptorpat]

yes pls

[Raptorpat]

wait i see what you did there

[panic]

23 hours ago, Admin_Raptorpat said:

@SwimOdin told me about 15 years ago when I "offered" to be a mod once that asking to be a mod is a good indicator that you probably aren't a good candidate for mod, and I've kind of ran with that here.

If only he had told you "scissors."

[Rogue_Alphonse]

On 4/19/2020 at 10:18 PM, Admin_Raptorpat said:

@SwimOdin told me about 15 years ago when I "offered" to be a mod once that asking to be a mod is a good indicator that you probably aren't a good candidate for mod, and I've kind of ran with that here.

And yet here you are...

[Seight]

I demand mod powers on the basis that I am funny as hell and my meat is huge.

...That second part is a lie.

That first part almost is.