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Think I got too comfortable in hoodie season because Im irritated as fuck because its so stuffy. I went to walmart to buy a tower fan and I took it right to the self checkout and the lady monitoring and wiping down the scanners had the nerve to stand over my shoulder .... I guess to make sure I wasnt gonna stuff this big ass fan under my t-shirt and walk casually outside.

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1 minute ago, Vamped said:

Think I got too comfortable in hoodie season because Im irritated as fuck because its so stuffy. I went to walmart to buy a tower fan and I took it right to the self checkout and the lady monitoring and wiping down the scanners had the nerve to stand over my shoulder .... I guess to make sure I wasnt gonna stuff this big ass fan under my t-shirt and walk casually outside.

Um, she was obviously transmitting the virus.....Next time, tell that bitch

 

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1 minute ago, Vamped said:

Think I got too comfortable in hoodie season because Im irritated as fuck because its so stuffy. I went to walmart to buy a tower fan and I took it right to the self checkout and the lady monitoring and wiping down the scanners had the nerve to stand over my shoulder .... I guess to make sure I wasnt gonna stuff this big ass fan under my t-shirt and walk casually outside.

I was gonna say you should have let out some light pre-coughs as a warning, but idiots are catching real charges now so nvr mind

just answer me this....how cool was the walmart.....like sometimes I have to go back to my car to get a jacket.....was it that cool?

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5 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

I mean,....Where do you live?

(this was the perfect time to acquire this information since he presented a situation where this seems like a normal inquiry and not an intel mission)

The south >.>

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5 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

uggh it's starting to kick in here in Texas, but it's still bearable, and half ass enjoyable here... Thanks for reminding me of what is to come though. 

Forget the heat, you guys have more tigers than the rest of the world.....you got real problems 

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5 minutes ago, Mix said:

I was gonna say you should have let out some light pre-coughs as a warning, but idiots are catching real charges now so nvr mind

just answer me this....how cool was the walmart.....like sometimes I have to go back to my car to get a jacket.....was it that cool?

It was comfortable but I prefer things cold. I wont turn on the heat until it gets below freezing outside so ... 

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3 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

What we have tigers! This is news. Stay the hell off our land these tigers are ours!

I think he's referencing this show that everyone is talking about that I would normally go "I ain't watching that shit" but at this point, wtf else am I gonna do.

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19 minutes ago, Vamped said:

It was comfortable but I prefer things cold. I wont turn on the heat until it gets below freezing outside so ... 

I used to be the opposite.....I used to love the heat.....I used to thrive in the summer.....I used to be African

I am beginning to lose my powers :(

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18 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

Well clue me in I guess.. 

The privately owned tiger population in Texas exceeds the population of tigers in the wild 

The show I referenced provides examples of some of these big cat owners....Of course they are totally mentally stable and nothing goes wrong ever

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3 minutes ago, Mix said:

I used to be the opposite.....I used to love the heat.....I used to thrive in the summer.....I used to be African

I am beginning to lose my powers :(

I have never liked it. The skin on my arms and chest blister if I dont cover up

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3 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

umm fuck really..  I mean I'm all for having a pet tiger.. well not really... I've actually worked with zoo tigers before, and it's pretty awesome to be on the good side of a tiger... The animals deserve to be in their natural habitat though that kind of irks me if it's true.. 

 

The saddest thing Ive seen at the zoo was a eage habitat with a little net over it ... they just looked like they were miserable just thinking about flying. 

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8 minutes ago, Mix said:

I used to be the opposite.....I used to love the heat.....I used to thrive in the summer.....I used to be African

I am beginning to lose my powers :(

I was never "African" but I was southern black.  I worked in the heat, I played in the heat, I drank in the heat, I passed out in the heat. My body was built for it.  Now it's like "today's high is 75 huh....Not today mother nature" *lowers thermostat*

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5 minutes ago, Vamped said:

I have never liked it. The skin on my arms and chest blister if I dont cover up

My cousins make fun of me 'cause I have problems with spicy food....If I said what you just said, that would be it for me :/

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6 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

umm fuck really..  I mean I'm all for having a pet tiger.. well not really... I mean i want one, but like don't want a lot of people having them 'cause that's no good.....so like, just me 'cause of special circumstances and nobody else and yeah, my conscience would be fine......I'm gonna name him Tony

 

o.O

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4 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

I was never "African" but I was southern black.  I worked in the heat, I played in the heat, I drank in the heat, I passed out in the heat. My body was built for it.  Now it's like "today's high is 75 huh....Not today mother nature" *lowers thermostat*

I think part of it has to do with the weight gain....the bigger you get the more heat you generate, so it was way easier when we were younger

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40 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

That's it....I hear it's about gay dudes and amputee hookers or some shit...I'm still not fully sure what's this is supposed to be.

No the gay dudes a zoo manager who seduces straight men with tigers and meth

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2 minutes ago, Vamped said:

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Well this is not looking good for me. Spicy things make my ears burn. 

Just never mention any of this.....some things you take to the grave to maintain your social standing....or their grave

I'm not marrying an ethiopian girl, my sister's gay, my other sisters atheist....none of this is info we need to share with grandma....she's got like two days left and she lives on the other side of the world

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Just a psa female tigers are probably the way to go.. Fuck that fool named Tony.  I'd have afemale named after...Some celebrity human "cougar" that's pretty sexy I don't know no names come to mind right off the bat because I'm not a pop culture/ hollywoood npc..

Take your pick there.. 

but I mean I don't think my conscience would let me have a pet tiger unless there wasn't a way to get it into some kind of better habitat. Tigers in the wild cover hundreds of miles of territory in under a week doing their thing.. 

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6 hours ago, Poof said:

No the gay dudes a zoo manager who seduces straight men with tigers and meth

I'm just aware of the 2-3 memes i saw for it....I didn't know what to make of them and just read the comments and came up with that.

Incidentally, here's a white tiger we saw in the DFW zoo.....Kinda majestic and soul crushing all at once.

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22 minutes ago, Radical Left said:

uhh, what......it's better 'cause it's real

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3 minutes ago, Radical Left said:

Oh, it's not that....I just don't do documentaries.....My attention span will not allow it.

That's kinda sad.....I mean i get where you're coming from, but all documentaries aren't created equal....some of them are fucking sick....i'm not talking about this one, it kinda fizzled out for me

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