renjifan Posted February 27, 2020 Posted February 27, 2020 I was trying to corral the dog back into the house last night, and somehow managed to walk right into a tree branch. Now people keep asking about my forehead scratch... đ
StarPanda Posted February 27, 2020 Posted February 27, 2020 But did you at least get the dog back in the house 2
Vamped Posted February 27, 2020 Posted February 27, 2020 Didnt you break your foot or ankle or something too? I need you to be careful. Its only a matter of time before some old lady asks you if you have a boyfriend and then whispers .... is he beating you? 3 1
discolé monade Posted February 27, 2020 Posted February 27, 2020 do you have a boyfriend? *is he beating you?* 3
renjifan Posted February 27, 2020 Author Posted February 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Lytbryt said: HAHA! Dumbass! No, just accident prone!
Lytbryt Posted February 27, 2020 Posted February 27, 2020 Just now, renjifan said: No, just accident prone! Aww is gonna be okay we all run into tree branches. I mean, not really but u kno.
Mix Posted February 27, 2020 Posted February 27, 2020 You gotta see this as an opportunity to entertain yourself and work on your creativity... Whenever I get a visible injury that people constantly ask about, I come up with a different story every time....making sure the next story is stranger than the last.... That's not a forehead scratch from a tree branch, it's a motorcycle accident, it's a fight club badge of honor, it's a bullet graze.....you get the idea 2
Poof Posted February 27, 2020 Posted February 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Lytbryt said: HAHA! Dumbass! You're doing it wrong buckeroo
renjifan Posted February 27, 2020 Author Posted February 27, 2020 1 hour ago, StarPanda said: But did you at least get the dog back in the house I sure did! It took bribing him with treats, but I persevered! đ
renjifan Posted February 27, 2020 Author Posted February 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Vamped said: Didnt you break your foot or ankle or something too? I need you to be careful. Its only a matter of time before some old lady asks you if you have a boyfriend and then whispers .... is he beating you? Lol, yeah about this time last year I tripped over the other dog and broke my foot in two places. Iâm telling you, I should live in a bubble... đ 2
renjifan Posted February 27, 2020 Author Posted February 27, 2020 17 minutes ago, Lytbryt said: Aww is gonna be okay we all run into tree branches. I mean, not really but u kno. Lol, this isnât even the weirdest way Iâve injured myself. The stories I have... đ
tsar4 Posted February 27, 2020 Posted February 27, 2020 2 hours ago, renjifan said: I was trying to corral the dog back into the house last night, and somehow managed to walk right into a tree branch. Now people keep asking about my forehead scratch... đ Tell them the Priest got a little aggressive in putting the ashes on your forehead. 2
renjifan Posted February 27, 2020 Author Posted February 27, 2020 8 minutes ago, Mix said: You gotta see this as an opportunity to entertain yourself and work on your creativity... Whenever I get a visible injury that people constantly ask about, I come up with a different story every time....making sure the next story is stranger than the last.... That's not a forehead scratch from a tree branch, it's a motorcycle accident, it's a fight club badge of honor, it's a bullet graze.....you get the idea But, I feel like the actual stories sound made up anyway. I mean, how many people can say they head butted a tree branch while trying to herd their dog in the house? đ 1
Mix Posted February 27, 2020 Posted February 27, 2020 Just now, renjifan said: But, I feel like the actual stories sound made up anyway. I mean, how many people can say they head butted a tree branch while trying to herd their dog in the house? đ That's totally believable....I headbutted a pillar in an airport just by walking straight while looking to my right....there were weird looking dolls in a store.....still have the scar to this day Now that story is boring, but a zebra kicking me in the head because I tried to ride it while I was on safari in the muva-land....that's a fun bar story 3
StarPanda Posted February 27, 2020 Posted February 27, 2020 33 minutes ago, renjifan said: I sure did! It took bribing him with treats, but I persevered! đ Awesome lol your forehead scratch was not in vain 1
Mix Posted February 27, 2020 Posted February 27, 2020 17 minutes ago, StarPanda said: Awesome lol your forehead scratch was not in vain That's how you can tell she's a good person, 'cause anyone else injures themselves....welp.....that dog is an outside dog now The ones on the fence would come up with ways to rationalize it...."well they ARE decendents of wolves. The've got all kinds of survival instincts. It probably likes it better out there. All the comfy couches, food, and warmth in here were just getting in his way." 2
renjifan Posted February 28, 2020 Author Posted February 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Mix said: That's totally believable....I headbutted a pillar in an airport just by walking straight while looking to my right....there were weird looking dolls in a store.....still have the scar to this day Lol! Iâve done that too! Years ago as a kid. It was one of those carpeted pillars at like Kmart or something. Ran into it so hard it left rug burn on my forehead đ 1
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