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Posted
1 minute ago, scoobdog said:

In Phil's case.... that was literally true...

Ouch. I like what John Lovitz did to Andy Dick though, walked right up to him and told him that if Andy didn't give her the cocaine he wouldn't be on the show right then. Shoulda let French Stewart take that asses place...

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Posted
34 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

I wanna be a cat...

 

Women, can't live with 'em.....can't bang dudes

 

 

Unless you can, in which case,  jackpot

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Posted
28 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Ouch. I like what John Lovitz did to Andy Dick though, walked right up to him and told him that if Andy didn't give her the cocaine he wouldn't be on the show right then. Shoulda let French Stewart take that asses place...

I never knew John had that kind of animosity in him.  Phil's death had all the makings of a Shakespearean tragedy.

Posted
15 hours ago, Vamped said:

>.>

I dunno man ... I heard everybody wants to be a cat 

 

That's the bill o' goods their sellin', but i'm just not buyin'

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Cats will kill the lot of you given the chance....So the idea that being a cat would be cool....Maybe.  You are now an Apex predator with cuteness on your side.  Objectively speaking though, they are terrible, violent creatures and short of land dwelling sharks with arms, necks and legs if we're just making shit up....They are the worst animals to walk this Earth save for man.

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12 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

Cats will kill the lot of you given the chance....So the idea that being a cat would be cool....Maybe.  You are now an Apex predator with cuteness on your side.  Objectively speaking though, they are terrible, violent creatures and short of land dwelling sharks with arms, necks and legs if we're just making shit up....They are the worst animals to walk this Earth save for man.

I forget what nature show it was that I was watching, but they were breaking down the evolutionary advantages of cats as predators and how it was no different with bigger cats. Across the spectrum they just made adjustments to suit their respective sizes but all the cats are pretty much the same thing. 

Then I learned that alligators have remained unchanged since the cretaceous....

Then I learned that octopus may be aliens...

Then I ran out of weed....

Then I took a nap

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Posted
1 hour ago, cyberbully said:

Cats will kill the lot of you given the chance....

Not if they respect you! Cat respect is an odd thing, and sometimes it still comes with an attack. But just one, the cat needs you to know they ain't a bitch when an argument happens. 

With footage I've seen I'd love to take care of big cats but getting overconfident with it is a scary thought, cause a tiger could accidentally kill me or break bones giving me an attention smack with no claw.

Posted
8 hours ago, Mix said:

Took Phil 101 in community college B| online

"I thought you had a law degree from Columbia."

"I do. And now I need to get one from America."

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