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Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, CAC said:

Why do you like when I post?

 I have a hankering for fuck penis. It would almost be better if it was just penis, except fuck penis sounds like a poor translation of dildo.

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Posted
59 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

 I have a hankering for fuck penis. It would almost be better if it was just penis, except fuck penis sounds like a poor translation of dildo.

You need a better translator than.

Posted
7 hours ago, Fortnite Guy Keanu Reeves said:

I don't know about that there fuck penis of yours, but I got this here attack penis just the other day for self-defense and in case someone tries breaking into my house. 

Is that what's known as a "sex pistol"?

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15 hours ago, Fortnite Guy Keanu Reeves said:

I don't know about that there fuck penis of yours, but I got this here attack penis just the other day for self-defense and in case someone tries breaking into my house. 

Stealth penis popped into my head yesterday along with many others, and now that I'm here I had the worst thought. Would you say a rapist has a stealth penis?

Posted
1 hour ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Stealth penis popped into my head yesterday along with many others, and now that I'm here I had the worst thought. Would you say a rapist has a stealth penis?

Bill Cosby had a stealth penis

Posted
15 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Stealth penis popped into my head yesterday along with many others, and now that I'm here I had the worst thought. Would you say a rapist has a stealth penis?

That's not a stealth penis.

How the bible describes the Virgin Mary's immaculate conception, God has a stealth penis.

Posted
3 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

That's not a stealth penis.

How the bible describes the Virgin Mary's immaculate conception, God has a stealth penis.

I was thinking along the lines of an infiltration unit, if that helps you see my thought process. Infiltration unit.

Ambush penis doesn't sound like a proper name though.

Posted
2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

That's not a stealth penis.

How the bible describes the Virgin Mary's immaculate conception, God has a stealth penis.

The bible is bullshit

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