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standing in the kitchen wearing my hong kong phooey boxers....half frozen waffle in one hand and beef jerky in the other, I realize I should have probably eased back into weed after such a long hiatus 

 

 

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Just now, PhilosipherStoned said:

Why am I awake?

You were beckoned forth by the unknowable something that moves us all. The buzz of life that serves as catalyst to our wind-up toy existence.

Embrace it, soon sleep will be all you know

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20 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

I thought you might say that.

of course

we are linked by a singular consciousness that binds us all in the before, now, and the here-after

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For me it's just about 5AM, I have to work 6 to 2:30 today, but apparently I'm expected to come in around 30 minutes earlier than I'm scheduled, since I'm the one that has to turn off the alarm, unlock and bar down doors and shit.

I got maybe 2 and a half hours of sleep this night. I did everything I could to try to sleep normally, I intentionally slept like shit Saturday night and woke up around 8am sunday morning, I made sure I didn't take any naps throughout the whole day, then around 8:40pm I took 3 melatonin pills to help ensure that I pass out, I stayed up for around another hour to where I'd be as drowsy as I can... and I only get 2.5 hours of sleep and have been up since.

I fucking hate this so much man. In the last couple of months there were 3 important days that I got zero hours of sleep the night before and felt completely horrible. And then this past month there were 2 days that I had to get up for work at 5 (today and one day 2 weeks ago) and in both cases I only got 2-2.5 hours of sleep.

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It's 5:03 and the only thing i gotta do is get these kids outta my house to school....Then I can smoke pot and binge netflix.

Hell, I might take another nap before I even start all that strenuous shit.

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5 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

By "half frozen waffle", do you mean you toasted the waffle and ate half of it, or do you mean you toasted it but not enough, and it's still half frozen?

I don't remember

I have to stop posting these......they never come off as good as I thought they did the night before

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13 hours ago, Mix said:

standing in the kitchen wearing my hong kong phooey boxers....half frozen waffle in one hand and beef jerky in the other, I realize I should have probably eased back into weed after such a long hiatus 

 

 

I have many a night like that except instead of a half frozen waffle and being high I'm remembering something that happened back in like 3rd grade

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