PhilosipherStoned Posted January 8, 2020 Posted January 8, 2020 Sometimes They get quite hot idk. Zoo hippos need a lot of special skin creams and stuff.
molarbear Posted January 8, 2020 Posted January 8, 2020 57 minutes ago, Mix said: Or a really cool opotamus? - Hedberg My favorite one will always be "I like playing blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle" 1
lupin_bebop Posted January 8, 2020 Posted January 8, 2020 One of my favorites: "Once I saw this wine-o eating grapes. I was like dude....you have to wait." 2
Seight Posted January 8, 2020 Posted January 8, 2020 "Mitch's Pizza - this weeks' coupon: free unlimited pizza! Special note: coupon not valid at any of Mitch's Pizza locations." 2
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 8, 2020 Posted January 8, 2020 I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day the rubber was supposed to arrive, a truckload of potatoes showed up instead. Pringles is a laid back company; they said, "Fuck it, cut 'em up!" 1
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