Ho Chi Sock Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 *cracks door open* What's the password? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 27 minutes ago, CL4P-TP said: *cracks door open* What's the password? *sighs and reviews documents on clipboard "Back that ass up and try Burger King down the street for a free Wendys Jr." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 1 hour ago, jackiemarie90 said: on the mattress Which one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Just now, avec said: Which one? The one with the dent where all the oranges will pile in the middle. Yeah, lets get juicy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 Just now, jackiemarie90 said: The one with the dent where all the oranges will pile in the middle. Yeah, lets get juicy. Okay, Ill uh start unloading the oranges one at a time. 1. 2. 3. 4. *squeezes an orange onto the mattress Like this? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 1 minute ago, avec said: Okay, Ill uh start unloading the oranges one at a time. 1. 2. 3. 4. *squeezes an orange onto the mattress Like this? Well in order to maximize time, we gotta find a way to squeeze all the oranges at once. >__> 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: Well in order to maximize time, we gotta find a way to squeeze all the oranges at once. >__> Oh I see. Ill get the special suit. *pulls out a blob of plastic with what appears to be a series of doorknobs attached Edited January 5, 2020 by avec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 38 minutes ago, avec said: I wish I could fap where I want at home ifyouknowwhatImean. 😏 Well .... I dont fap in the kitchen everywhere is fair game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 7 hours ago, avec said: ICE CREAM? You scream. It's a milk product, ah! It’s modern technology! Ahh! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Vamped said: Well .... I dont fap in the kitchen everywhere is fair game Kitchen has all the best fap tools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 41 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: Kitchen has all the best fap tools. .........Go on 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 10 minutes ago, avec said: .........Go on 😂 Blender, hand mixers, dishwasher, rolling pins, butter, spatulas, spoons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: Blender, hand mixers, dishwasher Like, you put your dick in it? Jk but really I am le naive. Maybe more for the dm end 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 1 minute ago, avec said: Like, you put your dick in it? Jk but really I am le naive. Maybe more for the dm end 😂 No....no.....they become tools....of doom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 6 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: No....no.....they become tools....of doom! Aha, its for the nipples! No? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 16 minutes ago, avec said: Aha, its for the nipples! No? Those, too >.> <.< Food and cooking are quick ways to understanding the mind and body, also, they are relaxing, yet arousing arts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 3 hours ago, jackiemarie90 said: The one with the dent where all the oranges will pile in the middle. Yeah, lets get juicy. Go on...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 10 hours ago, avec said: Alright. *hoists 17 crates of parrots at once onto shoulders Wow, is this pyramid made of pure gold? Yes, and legally that is as far into detail as I am allowed to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 8 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: Kitchen has all the best fap tools. I like to keep my fap tools private. I dont want there ever to be a risk I have guests over and they decide to use something thats more often slathered with cooter juice than actual juice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Vamped said: I like to keep my fap tools private. I dont want there ever to be a risk I have guests over and they decide to use something thats more often slathered with cooter juice than actual juice You’ve never watched/read 50 Shades of Grey. There’s totally better uses of them. It’s not always about being dirty and putting them in the body. You could use them for all kinds of taste. (Of course, I am lying, it’s jokes). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 50 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: You’ve never watched/read 50 Shades of Grey. There’s totally better uses of them. It’s not always about being dirty and putting them in the body. You could use them for all kinds of taste. (Of course, I am lying, it’s jokes). Im 80% sure I watched 50 Shades of Grey but got nothing out of it. >.> Which says something ... since I read and watched all the Twilight books and movies. Not sure what it says ... but Im sure its something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ho Chi Sock Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 13 hours ago, avec said: *sighs and reviews documents on clipboard "Back that ass up and try Burger King down the street for a free Wendys Jr." Hmm, it's an older code, but it checks out. *opens the door slowly, motioning you inside while keeping an eye on you* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 5 hours ago, Vamped said: Im 80% sure I watched 50 Shades of Grey but got nothing out of it. >.> Which says something ... since I read and watched all the Twilight books and movies. Not sure what it says ... but Im sure its something All the Twlights? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 Who's there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 On 1/4/2020 at 6:25 PM, avec said: You people? i didnt mean it like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new_disease Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 ... go on 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 6, 2020 Author Share Posted January 6, 2020 17 hours ago, Seight said: Yes, and legally that is as far into detail as I am allowed to go. So it says here I'm required to perform some sort of parrot releasing ritual. *takes off coat to reveal an entirely green outfit So uh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 6, 2020 Author Share Posted January 6, 2020 13 hours ago, CL4P-TP said: Hmm, it's an older code, but it checks out. *opens the door slowly, motioning you inside while keeping an eye on you* *steps in slowly So where do you want this 200 lbs of mayonnaise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 6, 2020 Author Share Posted January 6, 2020 4 hours ago, DoNotSayThisName said: Who's there? NUNYA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 6, 2020 Author Share Posted January 6, 2020 25 minutes ago, new_disease said: ... go on 🤔 Uh uh uh... Uh... GO ON WHO? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 6, 2020 Author Share Posted January 6, 2020 42 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: i didnt mean it like that Oh. KNOCK KNOCK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, avec said: Uh uh uh... Uh... GO ON WHO? Woah.....WOAH.....WOAH!!!!! Hold on there R-Kelly..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 6, 2020 Author Share Posted January 6, 2020 1 minute ago, lupin_bebop said: Woah.....WOAH.....WOAH!!!!! Hold on there R-Kelly..... 😏 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 8 minutes ago, avec said: Oh. KNOCK KNOCK *opens door and tickles you* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 6, 2020 Author Share Posted January 6, 2020 11 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: *opens door and tickles you* Jokes on you I can turn that tickle sensation right tf off. *tickles you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 10 minutes ago, avec said: Jokes on you I can turn that tickle sensation right tf off. *tickles you noooooooooooooo! thats cheating! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 6, 2020 Author Share Posted January 6, 2020 13 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: noooooooooooooo! thats cheating! Oh is there some sort of book of rules? A rule book per se? Just for tickles perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 6 minutes ago, avec said: Oh is there some sort of book of rules? A rule book per se? Just for tickles perhaps? yes. it states that you cannot tickle me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 6, 2020 Author Share Posted January 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Distortedreasoning said: yes. it states that you cannot tickle me. Oh shit *flips rapidly through delivery paperwork Checks out. TSK I just need you to sign for this giant barrel of pickles you ordered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 17 minutes ago, avec said: Oh shit *flips rapidly through delivery paperwork Checks out. TSK I just need you to sign for this giant barrel of pickles you ordered. *puts away sharpie* see i told you! *sighs in relief* i dont remembering ordering pickles *signs anyways* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 6, 2020 Author Share Posted January 6, 2020 21 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: *puts away sharpie* see i told you! *sighs in relief* i dont remembering ordering pickles *signs anyways* Thanks, I've been standing out here for like 5 days. Ready for the bath? *steps into barrel of pickles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 7 hours ago, avec said: So it says here I'm required to perform some sort of parrot releasing ritual. *takes off coat to reveal an entirely green outfit So uh... Yes *hands you a pamphlet* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ho Chi Sock Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 7 hours ago, avec said: *steps in slowly So where do you want this 200 lbs of mayonnaise? Over there in the corner. My plan is coming to fruition. Soon, the world will witness the wonder that is the Gorilla Wrestling Federation's first ever Baboon-Mayo-Mayhem-Barbed-Wire-Steel-Cage-Apocalypse-Brouhaha! Yep. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, CL4P-TP said: Over there in the corner. My plan is coming to fruition. Soon, the world will witness the wonder that is the Gorilla Wrestling Federation's first ever Baboon-Mayo-Mayhem-Barbed-Wire-Steel-Cage-Apocalypse-Brouhaha! Yep. NOBODY puts mayonnaise in the corner.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 23 hours ago, avec said: Thanks, I've been standing out here for like 5 days. Ready for the bath? *steps into barrel of pickles bath? pickles? do i want any part of this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 7, 2020 Author Share Posted January 7, 2020 17 hours ago, CL4P-TP said: Over there in the corner. My plan is coming to fruition. Soon, the world will witness the wonder that is the Gorilla Wrestling Federation's first ever Baboon-Mayo-Mayhem-Barbed-Wire-Steel-Cage-Apocalypse-Brouhaha! Yep. Ah, the old GWF BMMBWSCAB. Oh, I was hoping for an accidental acronym here 😂 *rolls tub to the corner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 7, 2020 Author Share Posted January 7, 2020 50 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: bath? pickles? do i want any part of this? Why wouldn't you? I mean, pickles are good for so many things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 7 minutes ago, avec said: Why wouldn't you? I mean, pickles are good for so many things. idk i dont like pickles. but i am interested in bath lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 7, 2020 Author Share Posted January 7, 2020 2 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: idk i dont like pickles. but i am interested in bath lol 😏 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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