avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Posted January 5, 2020 27 minutes ago, CL4P-TP said: *cracks door open* What's the password? *sighs and reviews documents on clipboard "Back that ass up and try Burger King down the street for a free Wendys Jr."
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Posted January 5, 2020 1 hour ago, jackiemarie90 said: on the mattress Which one?
jackiemarie90 Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 Just now, avec said: Which one? The one with the dent where all the oranges will pile in the middle. Yeah, lets get juicy.
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Posted January 5, 2020 Just now, jackiemarie90 said: The one with the dent where all the oranges will pile in the middle. Yeah, lets get juicy. Okay, Ill uh start unloading the oranges one at a time. 1. 2. 3. 4. *squeezes an orange onto the mattress Like this? 1
jackiemarie90 Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 1 minute ago, avec said: Okay, Ill uh start unloading the oranges one at a time. 1. 2. 3. 4. *squeezes an orange onto the mattress Like this? Well in order to maximize time, we gotta find a way to squeeze all the oranges at once. >__> 1
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Posted January 5, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: Well in order to maximize time, we gotta find a way to squeeze all the oranges at once. >__> Oh I see. Ill get the special suit. *pulls out a blob of plastic with what appears to be a series of doorknobs attached Edited January 5, 2020 by avec
Vamped Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 38 minutes ago, avec said: I wish I could fap where I want at home ifyouknowwhatImean. 😏 Well .... I dont fap in the kitchen everywhere is fair game
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 7 hours ago, avec said: ICE CREAM? You scream. It's a milk product, ah! It’s modern technology! Ahh! 1
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Vamped said: Well .... I dont fap in the kitchen everywhere is fair game Kitchen has all the best fap tools.
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Posted January 5, 2020 41 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: Kitchen has all the best fap tools. .........Go on 😂
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 10 minutes ago, avec said: .........Go on 😂 Blender, hand mixers, dishwasher, rolling pins, butter, spatulas, spoons
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Posted January 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: Blender, hand mixers, dishwasher Like, you put your dick in it? Jk but really I am le naive. Maybe more for the dm end 😂
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 1 minute ago, avec said: Like, you put your dick in it? Jk but really I am le naive. Maybe more for the dm end 😂 No....no.....they become tools....of doom!
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Posted January 5, 2020 6 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: No....no.....they become tools....of doom! Aha, its for the nipples! No?
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 16 minutes ago, avec said: Aha, its for the nipples! No? Those, too >.> <.< Food and cooking are quick ways to understanding the mind and body, also, they are relaxing, yet arousing arts. 1
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 3 hours ago, jackiemarie90 said: The one with the dent where all the oranges will pile in the middle. Yeah, lets get juicy. Go on...... 1
Seight Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 10 hours ago, avec said: Alright. *hoists 17 crates of parrots at once onto shoulders Wow, is this pyramid made of pure gold? Yes, and legally that is as far into detail as I am allowed to go.
Vamped Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 8 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: Kitchen has all the best fap tools. I like to keep my fap tools private. I dont want there ever to be a risk I have guests over and they decide to use something thats more often slathered with cooter juice than actual juice
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Vamped said: I like to keep my fap tools private. I dont want there ever to be a risk I have guests over and they decide to use something thats more often slathered with cooter juice than actual juice You’ve never watched/read 50 Shades of Grey. There’s totally better uses of them. It’s not always about being dirty and putting them in the body. You could use them for all kinds of taste. (Of course, I am lying, it’s jokes).
Vamped Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 50 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: You’ve never watched/read 50 Shades of Grey. There’s totally better uses of them. It’s not always about being dirty and putting them in the body. You could use them for all kinds of taste. (Of course, I am lying, it’s jokes). Im 80% sure I watched 50 Shades of Grey but got nothing out of it. >.> Which says something ... since I read and watched all the Twilight books and movies. Not sure what it says ... but Im sure its something
Ho Chi Sock Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 13 hours ago, avec said: *sighs and reviews documents on clipboard "Back that ass up and try Burger King down the street for a free Wendys Jr." Hmm, it's an older code, but it checks out. *opens the door slowly, motioning you inside while keeping an eye on you*
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 5 hours ago, Vamped said: Im 80% sure I watched 50 Shades of Grey but got nothing out of it. >.> Which says something ... since I read and watched all the Twilight books and movies. Not sure what it says ... but Im sure its something All the Twlights?
Distortedreasoning Posted January 6, 2020 Posted January 6, 2020 On 1/4/2020 at 6:25 PM, avec said: You people? i didnt mean it like that
avec Posted January 6, 2020 Author Posted January 6, 2020 17 hours ago, Seight said: Yes, and legally that is as far into detail as I am allowed to go. So it says here I'm required to perform some sort of parrot releasing ritual. *takes off coat to reveal an entirely green outfit So uh...
avec Posted January 6, 2020 Author Posted January 6, 2020 13 hours ago, CL4P-TP said: Hmm, it's an older code, but it checks out. *opens the door slowly, motioning you inside while keeping an eye on you* *steps in slowly So where do you want this 200 lbs of mayonnaise?
avec Posted January 6, 2020 Author Posted January 6, 2020 4 hours ago, DoNotSayThisName said: Who's there? NUNYA
avec Posted January 6, 2020 Author Posted January 6, 2020 25 minutes ago, new_disease said: ... go on 🤔 Uh uh uh... Uh... GO ON WHO?
avec Posted January 6, 2020 Author Posted January 6, 2020 42 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: i didnt mean it like that Oh. KNOCK KNOCK
lupin_bebop Posted January 6, 2020 Posted January 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, avec said: Uh uh uh... Uh... GO ON WHO? Woah.....WOAH.....WOAH!!!!! Hold on there R-Kelly.....
avec Posted January 6, 2020 Author Posted January 6, 2020 1 minute ago, lupin_bebop said: Woah.....WOAH.....WOAH!!!!! Hold on there R-Kelly..... 😏
Distortedreasoning Posted January 6, 2020 Posted January 6, 2020 8 minutes ago, avec said: Oh. KNOCK KNOCK *opens door and tickles you*
avec Posted January 6, 2020 Author Posted January 6, 2020 11 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: *opens door and tickles you* Jokes on you I can turn that tickle sensation right tf off. *tickles you
Distortedreasoning Posted January 6, 2020 Posted January 6, 2020 10 minutes ago, avec said: Jokes on you I can turn that tickle sensation right tf off. *tickles you noooooooooooooo! thats cheating!
avec Posted January 6, 2020 Author Posted January 6, 2020 13 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: noooooooooooooo! thats cheating! Oh is there some sort of book of rules? A rule book per se? Just for tickles perhaps?
Distortedreasoning Posted January 6, 2020 Posted January 6, 2020 6 minutes ago, avec said: Oh is there some sort of book of rules? A rule book per se? Just for tickles perhaps? yes. it states that you cannot tickle me.
avec Posted January 6, 2020 Author Posted January 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Distortedreasoning said: yes. it states that you cannot tickle me. Oh shit *flips rapidly through delivery paperwork Checks out. TSK I just need you to sign for this giant barrel of pickles you ordered.
Distortedreasoning Posted January 6, 2020 Posted January 6, 2020 17 minutes ago, avec said: Oh shit *flips rapidly through delivery paperwork Checks out. TSK I just need you to sign for this giant barrel of pickles you ordered. *puts away sharpie* see i told you! *sighs in relief* i dont remembering ordering pickles *signs anyways*
avec Posted January 6, 2020 Author Posted January 6, 2020 21 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: *puts away sharpie* see i told you! *sighs in relief* i dont remembering ordering pickles *signs anyways* Thanks, I've been standing out here for like 5 days. Ready for the bath? *steps into barrel of pickles
Seight Posted January 6, 2020 Posted January 6, 2020 7 hours ago, avec said: So it says here I'm required to perform some sort of parrot releasing ritual. *takes off coat to reveal an entirely green outfit So uh... Yes *hands you a pamphlet*
Ho Chi Sock Posted January 6, 2020 Posted January 6, 2020 7 hours ago, avec said: *steps in slowly So where do you want this 200 lbs of mayonnaise? Over there in the corner. My plan is coming to fruition. Soon, the world will witness the wonder that is the Gorilla Wrestling Federation's first ever Baboon-Mayo-Mayhem-Barbed-Wire-Steel-Cage-Apocalypse-Brouhaha! Yep. 1
tsar4 Posted January 6, 2020 Posted January 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, CL4P-TP said: Over there in the corner. My plan is coming to fruition. Soon, the world will witness the wonder that is the Gorilla Wrestling Federation's first ever Baboon-Mayo-Mayhem-Barbed-Wire-Steel-Cage-Apocalypse-Brouhaha! Yep. NOBODY puts mayonnaise in the corner.... 1
Distortedreasoning Posted January 7, 2020 Posted January 7, 2020 23 hours ago, avec said: Thanks, I've been standing out here for like 5 days. Ready for the bath? *steps into barrel of pickles bath? pickles? do i want any part of this?
avec Posted January 7, 2020 Author Posted January 7, 2020 17 hours ago, CL4P-TP said: Over there in the corner. My plan is coming to fruition. Soon, the world will witness the wonder that is the Gorilla Wrestling Federation's first ever Baboon-Mayo-Mayhem-Barbed-Wire-Steel-Cage-Apocalypse-Brouhaha! Yep. Ah, the old GWF BMMBWSCAB. Oh, I was hoping for an accidental acronym here 😂 *rolls tub to the corner
avec Posted January 7, 2020 Author Posted January 7, 2020 50 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: bath? pickles? do i want any part of this? Why wouldn't you? I mean, pickles are good for so many things.
Distortedreasoning Posted January 7, 2020 Posted January 7, 2020 7 minutes ago, avec said: Why wouldn't you? I mean, pickles are good for so many things. idk i dont like pickles. but i am interested in bath lol
avec Posted January 7, 2020 Author Posted January 7, 2020 2 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: idk i dont like pickles. but i am interested in bath lol 😏
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