avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Posted January 5, 2020 On 1/5/2020 at 2:27 AM, CL4P-TP said: *cracks door open* What's the password? Expand *sighs and reviews documents on clipboard "Back that ass up and try Burger King down the street for a free Wendys Jr."
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Posted January 5, 2020 On 1/5/2020 at 1:45 AM, jackiemarie90 said: on the mattress Expand Which one?
jackiemarie90 Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 On 1/5/2020 at 2:57 AM, avec said: Which one? Expand The one with the dent where all the oranges will pile in the middle. Yeah, lets get juicy.
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Posted January 5, 2020 On 1/5/2020 at 2:57 AM, jackiemarie90 said: The one with the dent where all the oranges will pile in the middle. Yeah, lets get juicy. Expand Okay, Ill uh start unloading the oranges one at a time. 1. 2. 3. 4. *squeezes an orange onto the mattress Like this? 1
jackiemarie90 Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 On 1/5/2020 at 3:00 AM, avec said: Okay, Ill uh start unloading the oranges one at a time. 1. 2. 3. 4. *squeezes an orange onto the mattress Like this? Expand Well in order to maximize time, we gotta find a way to squeeze all the oranges at once. >__> 1
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Posted January 5, 2020 (edited) On 1/5/2020 at 3:01 AM, jackiemarie90 said: Well in order to maximize time, we gotta find a way to squeeze all the oranges at once. >__> Expand Oh I see. Ill get the special suit. *pulls out a blob of plastic with what appears to be a series of doorknobs attached Edited January 5, 2020 by avec
Vamped Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 On 1/5/2020 at 2:27 AM, avec said: I wish I could fap where I want at home ifyouknowwhatImean. 😏 Expand Well .... I dont fap in the kitchen everywhere is fair game
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 On 1/4/2020 at 9:28 PM, avec said: ICE CREAM? You scream. It's a milk product, ah! Expand It’s modern technology! Ahh! 1
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 On 1/5/2020 at 3:06 AM, Vamped said: Well .... I dont fap in the kitchen everywhere is fair game Expand Kitchen has all the best fap tools.
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Posted January 5, 2020 On 1/5/2020 at 4:51 AM, lupin_bebop said: Kitchen has all the best fap tools. Expand .........Go on 😂
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 On 1/5/2020 at 5:33 AM, avec said: .........Go on 😂 Expand Blender, hand mixers, dishwasher, rolling pins, butter, spatulas, spoons
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Posted January 5, 2020 On 1/5/2020 at 5:44 AM, lupin_bebop said: Blender, hand mixers, dishwasher Expand Like, you put your dick in it? Jk but really I am le naive. Maybe more for the dm end 😂
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 On 1/5/2020 at 5:48 AM, avec said: Like, you put your dick in it? Jk but really I am le naive. Maybe more for the dm end 😂 Expand No....no.....they become tools....of doom!
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Posted January 5, 2020 On 1/5/2020 at 5:50 AM, lupin_bebop said: No....no.....they become tools....of doom! Expand Aha, its for the nipples! No?
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 On 1/5/2020 at 5:57 AM, avec said: Aha, its for the nipples! No? Expand Those, too >.> <.< Food and cooking are quick ways to understanding the mind and body, also, they are relaxing, yet arousing arts. 1
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 On 1/5/2020 at 2:57 AM, jackiemarie90 said: The one with the dent where all the oranges will pile in the middle. Yeah, lets get juicy. Expand Go on...... 1
Seight Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 On 1/5/2020 at 2:23 AM, avec said: Alright. *hoists 17 crates of parrots at once onto shoulders Wow, is this pyramid made of pure gold? Expand Yes, and legally that is as far into detail as I am allowed to go.
Vamped Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 On 1/5/2020 at 4:51 AM, lupin_bebop said: Kitchen has all the best fap tools. Expand I like to keep my fap tools private. I dont want there ever to be a risk I have guests over and they decide to use something thats more often slathered with cooter juice than actual juice
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 On 1/5/2020 at 12:54 PM, Vamped said: I like to keep my fap tools private. I dont want there ever to be a risk I have guests over and they decide to use something thats more often slathered with cooter juice than actual juice Expand You’ve never watched/read 50 Shades of Grey. There’s totally better uses of them. It’s not always about being dirty and putting them in the body. You could use them for all kinds of taste. (Of course, I am lying, it’s jokes).
Vamped Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 On 1/5/2020 at 3:25 PM, lupin_bebop said: You’ve never watched/read 50 Shades of Grey. There’s totally better uses of them. It’s not always about being dirty and putting them in the body. You could use them for all kinds of taste. (Of course, I am lying, it’s jokes). Expand Im 80% sure I watched 50 Shades of Grey but got nothing out of it. >.> Which says something ... since I read and watched all the Twilight books and movies. Not sure what it says ... but Im sure its something
Ho Chi Sock Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 On 1/5/2020 at 2:56 AM, avec said: *sighs and reviews documents on clipboard "Back that ass up and try Burger King down the street for a free Wendys Jr." Expand Hmm, it's an older code, but it checks out. *opens the door slowly, motioning you inside while keeping an eye on you*
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 On 1/5/2020 at 4:17 PM, Vamped said: Im 80% sure I watched 50 Shades of Grey but got nothing out of it. >.> Which says something ... since I read and watched all the Twilight books and movies. Not sure what it says ... but Im sure its something Expand All the Twlights?
Distortedreasoning Posted January 6, 2020 Posted January 6, 2020 On 1/5/2020 at 2:25 AM, avec said: You people? Expand i didnt mean it like that
avec Posted January 6, 2020 Author Posted January 6, 2020 On 1/5/2020 at 12:35 PM, Seight said: Yes, and legally that is as far into detail as I am allowed to go. Expand So it says here I'm required to perform some sort of parrot releasing ritual. *takes off coat to reveal an entirely green outfit So uh...
avec Posted January 6, 2020 Author Posted January 6, 2020 On 1/5/2020 at 4:22 PM, CL4P-TP said: Hmm, it's an older code, but it checks out. *opens the door slowly, motioning you inside while keeping an eye on you* Expand *steps in slowly So where do you want this 200 lbs of mayonnaise?
avec Posted January 6, 2020 Author Posted January 6, 2020 On 1/6/2020 at 12:43 AM, DoNotSayThisName said: Who's there? Expand NUNYA
avec Posted January 6, 2020 Author Posted January 6, 2020 On 1/6/2020 at 5:16 AM, new_disease said: ... go on 🤔 Expand Uh uh uh... Uh... GO ON WHO?
avec Posted January 6, 2020 Author Posted January 6, 2020 On 1/6/2020 at 5:00 AM, Distortedreasoning said: i didnt mean it like that Expand Oh. KNOCK KNOCK
lupin_bebop Posted January 6, 2020 Posted January 6, 2020 On 1/6/2020 at 5:42 AM, avec said: Uh uh uh... Uh... GO ON WHO? Expand Woah.....WOAH.....WOAH!!!!! Hold on there R-Kelly.....
avec Posted January 6, 2020 Author Posted January 6, 2020 On 1/6/2020 at 5:44 AM, lupin_bebop said: Woah.....WOAH.....WOAH!!!!! Hold on there R-Kelly..... Expand 😏
Distortedreasoning Posted January 6, 2020 Posted January 6, 2020 On 1/6/2020 at 5:43 AM, avec said: Oh. KNOCK KNOCK Expand *opens door and tickles you*
avec Posted January 6, 2020 Author Posted January 6, 2020 On 1/6/2020 at 5:48 AM, Distortedreasoning said: *opens door and tickles you* Expand Jokes on you I can turn that tickle sensation right tf off. *tickles you
Distortedreasoning Posted January 6, 2020 Posted January 6, 2020 On 1/6/2020 at 5:59 AM, avec said: Jokes on you I can turn that tickle sensation right tf off. *tickles you Expand noooooooooooooo! thats cheating!
avec Posted January 6, 2020 Author Posted January 6, 2020 On 1/6/2020 at 6:06 AM, Distortedreasoning said: noooooooooooooo! thats cheating! Expand Oh is there some sort of book of rules? A rule book per se? Just for tickles perhaps?
Distortedreasoning Posted January 6, 2020 Posted January 6, 2020 On 1/6/2020 at 6:20 AM, avec said: Oh is there some sort of book of rules? A rule book per se? Just for tickles perhaps? Expand yes. it states that you cannot tickle me.
avec Posted January 6, 2020 Author Posted January 6, 2020 On 1/6/2020 at 6:24 AM, Distortedreasoning said: yes. it states that you cannot tickle me. Expand Oh shit *flips rapidly through delivery paperwork Checks out. TSK I just need you to sign for this giant barrel of pickles you ordered.
Distortedreasoning Posted January 6, 2020 Posted January 6, 2020 On 1/6/2020 at 6:27 AM, avec said: Oh shit *flips rapidly through delivery paperwork Checks out. TSK I just need you to sign for this giant barrel of pickles you ordered. Expand *puts away sharpie* see i told you! *sighs in relief* i dont remembering ordering pickles *signs anyways*
avec Posted January 6, 2020 Author Posted January 6, 2020 On 1/6/2020 at 6:42 AM, Distortedreasoning said: *puts away sharpie* see i told you! *sighs in relief* i dont remembering ordering pickles *signs anyways* Expand Thanks, I've been standing out here for like 5 days. Ready for the bath? *steps into barrel of pickles
Seight Posted January 6, 2020 Posted January 6, 2020 On 1/6/2020 at 5:40 AM, avec said: So it says here I'm required to perform some sort of parrot releasing ritual. *takes off coat to reveal an entirely green outfit So uh... Expand Yes *hands you a pamphlet*
Ho Chi Sock Posted January 6, 2020 Posted January 6, 2020 On 1/6/2020 at 5:41 AM, avec said: *steps in slowly So where do you want this 200 lbs of mayonnaise? Expand Over there in the corner. My plan is coming to fruition. Soon, the world will witness the wonder that is the Gorilla Wrestling Federation's first ever Baboon-Mayo-Mayhem-Barbed-Wire-Steel-Cage-Apocalypse-Brouhaha! Yep. 1
tsar4 Posted January 6, 2020 Posted January 6, 2020 On 1/6/2020 at 1:25 PM, CL4P-TP said: Over there in the corner. My plan is coming to fruition. Soon, the world will witness the wonder that is the Gorilla Wrestling Federation's first ever Baboon-Mayo-Mayhem-Barbed-Wire-Steel-Cage-Apocalypse-Brouhaha! Yep. Expand NOBODY puts mayonnaise in the corner.... 1
Distortedreasoning Posted January 7, 2020 Posted January 7, 2020 On 1/6/2020 at 7:06 AM, avec said: Thanks, I've been standing out here for like 5 days. Ready for the bath? *steps into barrel of pickles Expand bath? pickles? do i want any part of this?
avec Posted January 7, 2020 Author Posted January 7, 2020 On 1/6/2020 at 1:25 PM, CL4P-TP said: Over there in the corner. My plan is coming to fruition. Soon, the world will witness the wonder that is the Gorilla Wrestling Federation's first ever Baboon-Mayo-Mayhem-Barbed-Wire-Steel-Cage-Apocalypse-Brouhaha! Yep. Expand Ah, the old GWF BMMBWSCAB. Oh, I was hoping for an accidental acronym here 😂 *rolls tub to the corner
avec Posted January 7, 2020 Author Posted January 7, 2020 On 1/7/2020 at 6:03 AM, Distortedreasoning said: bath? pickles? do i want any part of this? Expand Why wouldn't you? I mean, pickles are good for so many things.
Distortedreasoning Posted January 7, 2020 Posted January 7, 2020 On 1/7/2020 at 6:54 AM, avec said: Why wouldn't you? I mean, pickles are good for so many things. Expand idk i dont like pickles. but i am interested in bath lol
avec Posted January 7, 2020 Author Posted January 7, 2020 On 1/7/2020 at 6:58 AM, Distortedreasoning said: idk i dont like pickles. but i am interested in bath lol Expand 😏
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