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I feel drunk.

But not the 'slur your words and be a complete idiot' kind of drunk, but rather, the level of drunk that can still have a conversation but will probably end up saying too fucking much.

I really should stop fucking typing, but what the fuck ever, you know? Just fucking click click click click click, here's my generic NPC backstory. Blah blah blah blah.

Soon I'll be the other kind of drunk and I'll probably (thankfully) forget these boards exist so there won't be a record of my ramblings when I come to my sober senses.

For now though, you get this inane, pointless rambling. Which is no different than your own fucking rambling except for the fact that I currently am aware as to how inane this bullshit is, but I keep tying anyway because something compels me to just keep. fucking. typing. Uh oh, I missed some caps there. It's all snowballing downhill from here. I can see that the end is going to be fucking messy and full of typos and Mavis beacon will probably nver forgive me. but fuck that bitch because she's not even my real mom.

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13 minutes ago, InsaneFox said:

I feel drunk.

But not the 'slur your words and be a complete idiot' kind of drunk, but rather, the level of drunk that can still have a conversation but will probably end up saying too fucking much.

I really should stop fucking typing, but what the fuck ever, you know? Just fucking click click click click click, here's my generic NPC backstory. Blah blah blah blah.

Soon I'll be the other kind of drunk and I'll probably (thankfully) forget these boards exist so there won't be a record of my ramblings when I come to my sober senses.

For now though, you get this inane, pointless rambling. Which is no different than your own fucking rambling except for the fact that I currently am aware as to how inane this bullshit is, but I keep tying anyway because something compels me to just keep. fucking. typing. Uh oh, I missed some caps there. It's all snowballing downhill from here. I can see that the end is going to be fucking messy and full of typos and Mavis beacon will probably nver forgive me. but fuck that bitch because she's not even my real mom.

 

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15 minutes ago, InsaneFox said:

You should grow out your hair, dye it a lighter color, shave your face and put on a suit. You'd probably look pretty sexy like leo here, Hoggle. No homo.

Do you specialize in killing people with polite comments? 

Because you almost just did

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24 minutes ago, InsaneFox said:

You should grow out your hair, dye it a lighter color, shave your face and put on a suit. You'd probably look pretty sexy like leo here, Hoggle. No homo.

 

6 minutes ago, molarbear said:

Do you specialize in killing people with polite comments? 

Because you almost just did

 

:|

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8 hours ago, InsaneFox said:

I feel drunk.

But not the 'slur your words and be a complete idiot' kind of drunk, but rather, the level of drunk that can still have a conversation but will probably end up saying too fucking much.

I really should stop fucking typing, but what the fuck ever, you know? Just fucking click click click click click, here's my generic NPC backstory. Blah blah blah blah.

Soon I'll be the other kind of drunk and I'll probably (thankfully) forget these boards exist so there won't be a record of my ramblings when I come to my sober senses.

For now though, you get this inane, pointless rambling. Which is no different than your own fucking rambling except for the fact that I currently am aware as to how inane this bullshit is, but I keep tying anyway because something compels me to just keep. fucking. typing. Uh oh, I missed some caps there. It's all snowballing downhill from here. I can see that the end is going to be fucking messy and full of typos and Mavis beacon will probably nver forgive me. but fuck that bitch because she's not even my real mom.

I gave this post a like purely for "fuck [Mavis Beacon]."

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53 minutes ago, molarbear said:

You gotta read it again my dude

 

I mean, short of plastic surgery, what else can you do to change your appearance other than dye your hair a different color, grow it out (if currently short, otherwise cut it if currently long), shave off your facial hair (or grow some if you don't have any already) and wear clothes you (presumably) don't normally wear?

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