InsaneFox Posted January 2, 2020 Posted January 2, 2020 I feel drunk. But not the 'slur your words and be a complete idiot' kind of drunk, but rather, the level of drunk that can still have a conversation but will probably end up saying too fucking much. I really should stop fucking typing, but what the fuck ever, you know? Just fucking click click click click click, here's my generic NPC backstory. Blah blah blah blah. Soon I'll be the other kind of drunk and I'll probably (thankfully) forget these boards exist so there won't be a record of my ramblings when I come to my sober senses. For now though, you get this inane, pointless rambling. Which is no different than your own fucking rambling except for the fact that I currently am aware as to how inane this bullshit is, but I keep tying anyway because something compels me to just keep. fucking. typing. Uh oh, I missed some caps there. It's all snowballing downhill from here. I can see that the end is going to be fucking messy and full of typos and Mavis beacon will probably nver forgive me. but fuck that bitch because she's not even my real mom. 1 2
Mix Posted January 2, 2020 Posted January 2, 2020 (edited) YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH LETS POST DICK PICKS!!! Edited January 2, 2020 by Mix 2
molarbear Posted January 2, 2020 Posted January 2, 2020 13 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: I feel drunk. But not the 'slur your words and be a complete idiot' kind of drunk, but rather, the level of drunk that can still have a conversation but will probably end up saying too fucking much. I really should stop fucking typing, but what the fuck ever, you know? Just fucking click click click click click, here's my generic NPC backstory. Blah blah blah blah. Soon I'll be the other kind of drunk and I'll probably (thankfully) forget these boards exist so there won't be a record of my ramblings when I come to my sober senses. For now though, you get this inane, pointless rambling. Which is no different than your own fucking rambling except for the fact that I currently am aware as to how inane this bullshit is, but I keep tying anyway because something compels me to just keep. fucking. typing. Uh oh, I missed some caps there. It's all snowballing downhill from here. I can see that the end is going to be fucking messy and full of typos and Mavis beacon will probably nver forgive me. but fuck that bitch because she's not even my real mom. 1
cyberbully Posted January 2, 2020 Posted January 2, 2020 (edited) Meh, I'ma just smoke....I keep saying "I want a beer" but then I smoke again and just get back in bed and restart Cromartie High. Edited January 2, 2020 by cyberbully
InsaneFox Posted January 2, 2020 Author Posted January 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, Mix said: YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH LETS POST DICK PICKS!!! Reveal hidden contents Reveal hidden contents That's not Richard Nixon...
InsaneFox Posted January 2, 2020 Author Posted January 2, 2020 Just now, cyberbully said: Meh, I'ma just smoke....I keep saying "I want a beer" but the I smoke again and just get back in bed and restart Cromartie High. FUCKING DRINK YOU GOD DAMN PLEBIAN!
cyberbully Posted January 2, 2020 Posted January 2, 2020 Just now, InsaneFox said: FUCKING DRINK YOU GOD DAMN PLEBIAN! Once you're the champ, it loses it's luster.
InsaneFox Posted January 2, 2020 Author Posted January 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, molarbear said: You should grow out your hair, dye it a lighter color, shave your face and put on a suit. You'd probably look pretty sexy like leo here, Hoggle. No homo. 1 2
InsaneFox Posted January 2, 2020 Author Posted January 2, 2020 Just now, cyberbully said: Once you're the champ, it loses it's luster. You are the champion of fuck all. Get. That. Alcohol.
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 2, 2020 Posted January 2, 2020 I'm going to continue my yearly tradition of seeing how long into the year I can make it without drinking.
molarbear Posted January 2, 2020 Posted January 2, 2020 15 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: You should grow out your hair, dye it a lighter color, shave your face and put on a suit. You'd probably look pretty sexy like leo here, Hoggle. No homo. Do you specialize in killing people with polite comments? Because you almost just did 1 1
InsaneFox Posted January 2, 2020 Author Posted January 2, 2020 1 minute ago, molarbear said: Do you specialize in killing people with polite comments? Because you almost just did I am a kind assassin. Serious though. You're a sexy boi. If I was gay I'd seduce you. Shame, that.
Mix Posted January 2, 2020 Posted January 2, 2020 24 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: You should grow out your hair, dye it a lighter color, shave your face and put on a suit. You'd probably look pretty sexy like leo here, Hoggle. No homo. 6 minutes ago, molarbear said: Do you specialize in killing people with polite comments? Because you almost just did 1
Vamped Posted January 2, 2020 Posted January 2, 2020 (edited) 5 hours ago, InsaneFox said: I am a kind assassin. Serious though. You're a sexy boi. If I was gay I'd seduce you. Shame, that. Edited January 2, 2020 by Vamped 1 1
InsaneFox Posted January 2, 2020 Author Posted January 2, 2020 43 minutes ago, avec said: Dudue I will sing some shitty karakoke with you righ tnow. Let's do it. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 2, 2020 Posted January 2, 2020 8 hours ago, InsaneFox said: I feel drunk. But not the 'slur your words and be a complete idiot' kind of drunk, but rather, the level of drunk that can still have a conversation but will probably end up saying too fucking much. I really should stop fucking typing, but what the fuck ever, you know? Just fucking click click click click click, here's my generic NPC backstory. Blah blah blah blah. Soon I'll be the other kind of drunk and I'll probably (thankfully) forget these boards exist so there won't be a record of my ramblings when I come to my sober senses. For now though, you get this inane, pointless rambling. Which is no different than your own fucking rambling except for the fact that I currently am aware as to how inane this bullshit is, but I keep tying anyway because something compels me to just keep. fucking. typing. Uh oh, I missed some caps there. It's all snowballing downhill from here. I can see that the end is going to be fucking messy and full of typos and Mavis beacon will probably nver forgive me. but fuck that bitch because she's not even my real mom. I gave this post a like purely for "fuck [Mavis Beacon]."
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 2, 2020 Posted January 2, 2020 7 hours ago, InsaneFox said: You should grow out your hair, Hell yeah.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 2, 2020 Posted January 2, 2020 7 hours ago, molarbear said: Do you specialize in killing people with polite comments? Because you almost just did I don't know, did he really? "Completely change your appearance, then you will be sexy."
molarbear Posted January 2, 2020 Posted January 2, 2020 7 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I don't know, did he really? "Completely change your appearance, then you will be sexy." You gotta read it again my dude
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 2, 2020 Posted January 2, 2020 (edited) 53 minutes ago, molarbear said: You gotta read it again my dude I mean, short of plastic surgery, what else can you do to change your appearance other than dye your hair a different color, grow it out (if currently short, otherwise cut it if currently long), shave off your facial hair (or grow some if you don't have any already) and wear clothes you (presumably) don't normally wear? Edited January 2, 2020 by Doom Metal Alchemist
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