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Should I take my muscle relaxer tonight (I’m taking anti-inflammatories and muscle relaxers for pulled abdominal muscles) or should I skip a day so I can get drunk tomorrow?

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4 minutes ago, InsaneFox said:

I mean, that’s probably how I deserve to go out.

Nah, you're better than that.  Drink until you toss repeatedly.  Give those abs a real workout.

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20 minutes ago, InsaneFox said:

Should I take my muscle relaxer tonight (I’m taking anti-inflammatories and muscle relaxers for pulled abdominal muscles) or should I skip a day so I can get drunk tomorrow?

You should buy a cake

bonus points if the lady at the checkout asks you if you're going to share it with people and you say yes... then you proceed to eat the entire thing by yourself in a day

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Just now, molarbear said:

You should buy a cake

bonus points if the lady at the checkout asks you if you're going to share it with people and you say yes... then you proceed to eat the entire thing by yourself in a day

No. Im trying to get skinny so I can get women to sit on my face.

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1 minute ago, molarbear said:

You should buy a cake

bonus points if the lady at the checkout asks you if you're going to share it with people and you say yes... then you proceed to eat the entire thing by yourself in a day

I used to buy pies and eat them over the course of a week.

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1 hour ago, InsaneFox said:

Should I take my muscle relaxer tonight (I’m taking anti-inflammatories and muscle relaxers for pulled abdominal muscles) or should I skip a day so I can get drunk tomorrow?

No.  If you're even considering getting drunk, don't mix the two...gotta breath you know.  Go with the fact that you are considering it, you'll figure it out.

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, InsaneFox said:

No. Im trying to get skinny so I can get women to sit on my face.

You dont need to be skinny to get women to sit on your face 😂

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Face sitting will never not remind me of this song.

 

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The doctor slash med people would tell you "if you skip one day how do you expect the stuff to work.. It's all cut so it wont be dangerous, and builds up in your system" yada yada... I took like 3 different muscle relaxers at one point without missing a single fucking pill... with no noticable change in pain or anything all the way up to where they did the whole steriod shot shit....

I don't have much faith in muscle relaxers..  but my situation wasn't about pulled muscles either. Though they seemed to think it was..idk. 

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18 minutes ago, avec said:

You dont need to be skinny to get women to sit on your face 😂

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Face sitting will never not remind me of this song.

 

It helps, surely. I’m down two belt notches.

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1 hour ago, Neko said:

No.  If you're even considering getting drunk, don't mix the two...gotta breath you know.  Go with the fact that you are considering it, you'll figure it out.

Eh, breathing is for suckers.

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21 minutes ago, InsaneFox said:

It helps, surely. I’m down two belt notches.

Well I can't speak for everyone, but attraction/sex/mates are a combination of things.  And not everyone thinks skinny = attractive.  Just my two cents.

 

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Well when I look at myself in the mirror, I despise the disgusting creature I see before me.

I would not sit on my face. And losing weight is cheaper than therapy.

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4 hours ago, InsaneFox said:

Should I take my muscle relaxer tonight (I’m taking anti-inflammatories and muscle relaxers for pulled abdominal muscles) or should I skip a day so I can get drunk tomorrow?

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I think @Neko is right.. I may have washed muscle relaxers down with alcohol, but disregard that. Plz don't be me. I wouldn't do that again because I believe she is medically correct on this one...Can't say I had too much problems breathing I'm just a big :| on what's painful, and actually going to kill me by nature I think.

I try to follow proper medical advice always that being said.. 

 

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2 hours ago, InsaneFox said:

Well when I look at myself in the mirror, I despise the disgusting creature I see before me.

<-- currently working on self-worth / self-esteem so I hear that also.

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12 minutes ago, avec said:

<-- currently working on self-worth / self-esteem so I hear that also.

Well my method is currently a lot of boiled eggs, meat, no bread, and water. ;)

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7 minutes ago, InsaneFox said:

Well my method is currently a lot of boiled eggs, meat, no bread, and water. ;)

Get it!  ALL DEM EGGS

My method is being aware of my coping methods.  Hooray!

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9 hours ago, InsaneFox said:

Well when I look at myself in the mirror, I despise the disgusting creature I see before me.

I would not sit on my face. And losing weight is cheaper than therapy.

 

6 hours ago, avec said:

<-- currently working on self-worth / self-esteem so I hear that also.

Awww .... I'd sit on both your faces.  Take you to a nice dinner and tell you you're beautiful.   You're both just swell. 

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