Popular Post Vamped Posted November 25, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted November 25, 2019 I dont like to think I'm scared too often but over the weekend .... I have never felt more like a bitch recently. Went to go watch a movie and eat pizza at my grandma's house and the following occurs: Me and the miniature walking around the corner from the dining room to the kitchen to see my initial reaction : followed by Me trying to tell my grandpa My Grandpa (in a wheelchair): Me and my cousins sneaking back through the kitchen to the dinning room: (minus this weird boob grab) Me listening to my uncle going over specifics for Thanksgiving dinner at my grandma's house while thinking how nobody has killed the rat yet the rat also listening to specifics for Thanksgiving dinner 11 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 I read this thread as thoroughly bleached before I clicked on it, wat wrong with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 LMAO...BIRD MAN AS THE RAT.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 🤣 lemme catch my breath... are you sure it was a rat and not a mouse? I only ask because the difference in size is not the only difference when having them in your house. Also, damn! What that mom did to prevent the kid's head from hitting the ground was kinda awesome XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 26, 2019 Author Share Posted November 26, 2019 3 hours ago, Vela said: 🤣 lemme catch my breath... are you sure it was a rat and not a mouse? I only ask because the difference in size is not the only difference when having them in your house. Also, damn! What that mom did to prevent the kid's head from hitting the ground was kinda awesome XD No idea. The only thing I noticed was it was fat as hell and black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Vamped said: No idea. The only thing I noticed was it was fat as hell and black Oh black? Yeah that might be a rat then. They...are smart. And they hunt in organized packs. They also like to chew through wires. Maybe talk to your uncle about setting up traps, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Get Misaka....He'll have that shit wired for death in no time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Better yet, nabs....Pest extermination and a meal all in one. Sigh, I hate making that joke because I'm sure that whole tale was bullshit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Catch it, it'll make someone a better chef. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 26, 2019 Author Share Posted November 26, 2019 3 hours ago, Vela said: Oh black? Yeah that might be a rat then. They...are smart. And they hunt in organized packs. They also like to chew through wires. Maybe talk to your uncle about setting up traps, lol. So ... my stepdad is apparently trying to catch it ... but unless he's using a shit load of mothballs to summon some more old people to fight it, I'm not sure how successful this will be. Also there's one pitiful mouse trap ... but as fat as that rat was ...He's probably in the shadows laughing 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 26, 2019 Author Share Posted November 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Seight said: Catch it, it'll make someone a better chef. I'm all for killing it catching it. I would just prefer someone else do it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Arrange the mothballs into the shape of a pentagram for maximum summoning potential. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 2 hours ago, crackymckrackin said: Arrange the mothballs into the shape of a pentagram for maximum summoning potential. 😮 Assuming someone there knows what they're doing... I mean best outcome would be this Not so bad But in actuality...this would probably be Vamps Family Thanksgiving Dinner... Or! What if they try to summon old people and the pentagram turns, everybody who isn't already, into old people?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Me shielding my rats from this thread: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 23 hours ago, Mix said: LMAO...BIRD MAN AS THE RAT.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @Vamped would have made me choke on my food laughing if I read her post while eating. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 35 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: Me shielding my rats from this thread: lol, but those are fancy rats. I would never suggest such a thing if they were cuddly oh I'm so glad you're home is that a treat for me I really don't like baths as shown by my tiny whimperings of protest but I trust you're doing this for a reason oh thank you for that treat let's play in a paper towel roll fancy rats. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Vela said: lol, but those are fancy rats. I would never suggest such a thing if they were cuddly oh I'm so glad you're home is that a treat for me I really don't like baths as shown by my tiny whimperings of protest but I trust you're doing this for a reason oh thank you for that treat let's play in a paper towel roll fancy rats. No no, mine are more the type of rats that I let run around my bathroom while I do my makeup in the morning. But instead of playing they all try to dogpile on my right foot and play king of the hill. So I'm standing there, trying to my eyeliner and one of them has a death grip on my foot and is screaming bloody murder because his brother is also trying to sit on my foot. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 1 hour ago, SorceressPol said: @Vamped would have made me choke on my food laughing if I read her post while eating. inorite... there's nothing like a good gif assisted story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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