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I've never been to the comfortable couple stage....it seems weird

One guy was talking about how his girl wants them to go to the bathroom with the door open because she doesn't want to wait if she needs to get ready or something....he said one time she was on the toilet and he needed to pee so she just spread her legs and he took a piss into the toilet through her legs while she was sitting on it.....then he said why is your dick in your hand and that just took me right out of it.....I was almost there

Anyway, like I was saying, you guys are weird

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39 minutes ago, Mix said:

I've never been to the comfortable couple stage....it seems weird

One guy was talking about how his girl wants them to go to the bathroom with the door open because she doesn't want to wait if she needs to get ready or something....he said one time she was on the toilet and he needed to pee so she just spread her legs and he took a piss into the toilet through her legs while she was sitting on it.....then he said why is your dick in your hand and that just took me right out of it.....I was almost there

Anyway, like I was saying, you guys are weird

Oh shit if LB and I are having a good conversation and have to pee we do it with the door open and continue the convo...it’s just pee...with parts we’ve already seen....

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On 11/17/2019 at 7:52 PM, Still Me said:

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It’s true. They gave us a “holiday meal” at work. It had chicken and turkey. Liquid potatoes, green beans, and a roll.

I already had a ham sandwich earlier in the day.
All those meats together mixed with manual labor meant meat farts. Like....hard gas meat farts. Like....”I can smell this shit within 3 yards of me” farts. I could literally ventriloquist my farts to other sections of the dock. It was......entertaining for a few hours. 

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