Mix Posted November 11, 2019 Posted November 11, 2019 I've never been to the comfortable couple stage....it seems weird One guy was talking about how his girl wants them to go to the bathroom with the door open because she doesn't want to wait if she needs to get ready or something....he said one time she was on the toilet and he needed to pee so she just spread her legs and he took a piss into the toilet through her legs while she was sitting on it.....then he said why is your dick in your hand and that just took me right out of it.....I was almost there Anyway, like I was saying, you guys are weird 2
Still Me Posted November 11, 2019 Author Posted November 11, 2019 1 hour ago, ITasteLikeSex said: This thread is pooplez He hates that I call it pooplez....I’ll get him to say it one day...and victory will be mine 1 2
Still Me Posted November 11, 2019 Author Posted November 11, 2019 39 minutes ago, Mix said: I've never been to the comfortable couple stage....it seems weird One guy was talking about how his girl wants them to go to the bathroom with the door open because she doesn't want to wait if she needs to get ready or something....he said one time she was on the toilet and he needed to pee so she just spread her legs and he took a piss into the toilet through her legs while she was sitting on it.....then he said why is your dick in your hand and that just took me right out of it.....I was almost there Anyway, like I was saying, you guys are weird Oh shit if LB and I are having a good conversation and have to pee we do it with the door open and continue the convo...it’s just pee...with parts we’ve already seen....
lupin_bebop Posted November 11, 2019 Posted November 11, 2019 ..........I had mudbutt......it was annoying.
Still Me Posted November 11, 2019 Author Posted November 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: ..........I had mudbutt......it was annoying. Well...at least you to-it-up in a public restroom
Distinct Lunatic Posted November 11, 2019 Posted November 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Quackers said: I do not allow anyone to view me using the restroom what if I asked politely first...?
Chapinator_X Posted November 11, 2019 Posted November 11, 2019 I’ve made myself far too paranoid about prolapses to force a poop. Just some water and a cell phone is all I need to stay for as long as I need to before a solid one comes out.
resurrected Posted November 11, 2019 Posted November 11, 2019 Poop. Eat. Sleep. I know this man. LB will sleep standing up after a meal, if there's no where to sit.
lupin_bebop Posted November 13, 2019 Posted November 13, 2019 On 11/11/2019 at 11:06 AM, cryptkicker5 said: Poop. Eat. Sleep. I know this man. LB will sleep standing up after a meal, if there's no where to sit. ............That was once.....and I worked a long double 3
Vela Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 On 11/12/2019 at 7:50 PM, lupin_bebop said: ............That was once.....and I worked a long double I know we're all old now, but this old? That's a real question...I like to be prepared. 1
Vela Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 Another question...do kegels work on buttholes too? Like...then they'd be for everyone... 1
lupin_bebop Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 On 11/15/2019 at 1:01 AM, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: Pooplez? lol Nice! No. No, it is not. Please don’t perpetuate this stereotype that it is. 1 1
lupin_bebop Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 On 11/15/2019 at 2:59 AM, Vela said: I know we're all old now, but this old? That's a real question...I like to be prepared. You’re getting there. I’m just here faster than everyone else, because I aged like milk. 1
lupin_bebop Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 On 11/15/2019 at 3:03 AM, Vela said: Another question...do kegels work on buttholes too? Like...then they'd be for everyone... ..........I can neither confirm nor deny any benefits of said muscle workout.
Vela Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 4 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: You’re getting there. I’m just here faster than everyone else, because I aged like milk. omglmao
Vela Posted November 18, 2019 Posted November 18, 2019 20 hours ago, Still Me said: A considerate warning at least 😄
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 18, 2019 Posted November 18, 2019 On November 17, 2019 at 9:24 AM, lupin_bebop said: No. No, it is not. Please don’t perpetuate this stereotype that it is. Too late.
Vela Posted November 18, 2019 Posted November 18, 2019 On 11/17/2019 at 10:24 AM, lupin_bebop said: No. No, it is not. Please don’t perpetuate this stereotype that it is. 39 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: Too late. 1
lupin_bebop Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 (edited) On 11/17/2019 at 7:52 PM, Still Me said: It’s true. They gave us a “holiday meal” at work. It had chicken and turkey. Liquid potatoes, green beans, and a roll. I already had a ham sandwich earlier in the day. All those meats together mixed with manual labor meant meat farts. Like....hard gas meat farts. Like....”I can smell this shit within 3 yards of me” farts. I could literally ventriloquist my farts to other sections of the dock. It was......entertaining for a few hours. Edited November 19, 2019 by lupin_bebop 1
lupin_bebop Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 6 hours ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: Too late. 1 1
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