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I may be off the mark, but Dane has exhibited a critical bit of male inadequacy since Boo's viewing of Ghostie's murmur dong......He asks to see it a lot and I can't imagine why.....There are plenty of huge dicks that are willing to be shown that you don't need to see Ghostie's.  I feel like this triggered Dane in a way that he'd never admit to or understand and believe me....I'm not trolling Dane.  But it's kinda weird.

 

Boo is a nice chick, she's probably just trying to build Bitchtrek's confidence.......Or he's a freaky donkey man.....I dunno.  What I do know is no matter it's dimensions, it'll always be dry.

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I may be off the mark, but Dane has exhibited a critical bit of male inadequacy since Boo's viewing of Ghostie's murmur dong......He asks to see it a lot and I can't imagine why.....There are plenty of huge dicks that are willing to be shown that you don't need to see Ghostie's.  I feel like this triggered Dane in a way that he'd never admit to or understand and believe me....I'm not trolling Dane.  But it's kinda weird.

 

Boo is a nice chick, she's probably just trying to build Bitchtrek's confidence.......Or he's a freaky donkey man.....I dunno.  What I do know is no matter it's dimensions, it'll always be dry.

 

Wait what?

When the hell did that happen?

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I may be off the mark, but Dane has exhibited a critical bit of male inadequacy since Boo's viewing of Ghostie's murmur dong......He asks to see it a lot and I can't imagine why.....There are plenty of huge dicks that are willing to be shown that you don't need to see Ghostie's.  I feel like this triggered Dane in a way that he'd never admit to or understand and believe me....I'm not trolling Dane.  But it's kinda weird.

 

Boo is a nice chick, she's probably just trying to build Bitchtrek's confidence.......Or he's a freaky donkey man.....I dunno.  What I do know is no matter it's dimensions, it'll always be dry.

Hey, i don't lie about dicks. Underneath all that is Ghostie, Star Trek and dyslexia, he has a horse dick.

 

It was like watching American Horror Story: Freak Show. It was unexpected.

 

My poon is tiny, so all dicks seem big to me, but this was the Moby Dick of dicks.

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Hey, i don't lie about dicks. Underneath all that is Ghostie, Star Trek and dyslexia, he has a horse dick.

 

It was like watching American Horror Story: Freak Show. It was unexpected.

 

My poon is tiny, so all dicks seem big to me, but this was the Moby Dick of dicks.

 

:o owo :D

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I may be off the mark, but Dane has exhibited a critical bit of male inadequacy since Boo's viewing of Ghostie's murmur dong......He asks to see it a lot and I can't imagine why.....There are plenty of huge dicks that are willing to be shown that you don't need to see Ghostie's.  I feel like this triggered Dane in a way that he'd never admit to or understand and believe me....I'm not trolling Dane.  But it's kinda weird.

 

Boo is a nice chick, she's probably just trying to build Bitchtrek's confidence.......Or he's a freaky donkey man.....I dunno.  What I do know is no matter it's dimensions, it'll always be dry.

 

You can't sit here and tell me you aren't intrigued by his break glass in case of emergency mop stick. 

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I really didn't know what to expect when i decided to skype with him.

 

When he said "Got Dayum That Hawt" i knew it was gonna be good.

 

Dying at this

 

Did he go "wow  ok"?

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Could you imagine the bragging rights you'd get if your naked body killed a man?

 

if it was on here

someone would drop either from shock or bloodloss

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