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6 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

@1938 Packard I found a guest to enjoy your gourmet cooking!

To answer your question, yes...

I will be using your toilet afterwards.

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22 minutes ago, The_Remaind3r said:

What are we having? 

I want to fatten you up Southern style.

First we will start with fried okra as an appetizer. 

Then for the main course, shrimp and grits with salmon patties with fat back on the side.

Then for dessert candied yams.

And the beverage the best sweet tea youve ever had straight from Bojangles (the sweet tea i make at home doesn't come out right anymore. The water got weird).

You will eat all and you will not have any yankee like complaints.

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7 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

I want to fatten you up Southern style.

First we will start with fried okra as an appetizer. 

Then for the main course, shrimp and grits with salmon patties with fat back on the side.

Then for dessert candied yams.

And the beverage the best sweet tea youve ever had straight from Bojangles (the sweet tea i make at home doesn't come out right anymore. The water got weird).

You will eat all and you will not have any yankee like complaints.

That is fantastic. Someone with some taste.

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18 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

I have 32" doors... oof you might be right.

I realize you're a little man, but I'm sure I could fit just fine. Luke Skywalker managed in Yoda's house. 

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Just now, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

I do enjoy not being the width of a range.

Yeah, you're more the width of a weasel. 

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2 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

A sexy weasel.

See? You do have a sense of humor.

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9 minutes ago, Still Me said:

 A fresh can of shut the fuck up 

Pass. I'm still using your bathroom on the way out.

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5 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

Was going to be Korean BBQ but my daughter wanted a pizza so they are having that and we can have crab cakes.

 it’s funny you mention Korean bbq... I was going to have that but settled on dumplings and spicy rice cake 

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10 hours ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

Was going to be Korean BBQ but my daughter wanted a pizza so they are having that and we can have crab cakes.

Its funny you mention korean bbq. They were having it on TV while i waited to see the doctor. Now i want some really really bad.

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3 hours ago, ghostrek said:

we having you for dinner

I think I'll pass. I know your house only has frozen pop tarts.

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3 hours ago, naraku360 said:

Ain't no doorway wide enough,

Ain't no butter slick enough,

To get a TiC through there!

You're still here? Wow. 

How you doing?

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34 minutes ago, The_Remaind3r said:

I think I'll pass. I know your house only has frozen pop tarts.

I used to date this really poor guy who was a little off kinda like ghostrek...for breakfast every morning he had black coffee and 1 poptart lol i used to have to feed him real food 🤣

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