Mix Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Went down to the kitchen, GIANT FUCKING SPIDER RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR.....so I turned around and came right the fuck back to bed half asleep, half dressed and drunk is no time to fight for your life against a motherfucker with more eyes and legs than you.... he's advantaged, you're disadvantaged....it's not a good look come get your spider @renjifan 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Can you elaborate on the karmic comeuppance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renjifan Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renjifan Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 6 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Can you elaborate on the karmic comeuppance? I made a post the other day about one of the most traumatizing things that's ever happened to me, and this guy had nothing but jokes 😤 This...it's what he deserves 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 There is no way in fuck I could sleep knowing that monster was still alive. There was one living behind my bed....It still terrifies me, even after it's murder....All I could think was "this thing was mere inches from my face every night" Even now, I have to get up, turn on all the lights, and inspect my general area because of this fucking thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 You fool, now it has a chance to strike when you're defenseless! 😲 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 22, 2019 Author Share Posted September 22, 2019 5 hours ago, cyberbully said: There is no way in fuck I could sleep knowing that monster was still alive. There was one living behind my bed....It still terrifies me, even after it's murder....All I could think was "this thing was mere inches from my face every night" Even now, I have to get up, turn on all the lights, and inspect my general area because of this fucking thread. It was downstairs....besides, that's not how the witch said I would go out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 22, 2019 Author Share Posted September 22, 2019 3 hours ago, Seight said: You fool, now it has a chance to strike when you're defenseless! 😲 That's my secret.....I'm never defenseless not farting 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 This is why people own assault weapons.... Also: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Because they're disproportionately scared? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 (edited) I saw a big ass wolf spider last night. Thing had the longest leg span I've ever seen on a wolf spider. Looked like he was trying for tarrantula weight class or something.. Edited September 22, 2019 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 I have a proximity rule with spiders. You do your thing away from me and I'll do my thing away from you. But should we ever meet in close quarters, especially if I'm butt ass naked, I will destroy you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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