André Toulon Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 I don't wanna do it anymore........I'm going to relinquish all responsibility besides my house.....I'm taking applications for a roommate to pay utilities and for getting drunk and shenanigans. If you pay the water, lights and internet bill, I'll take care of all the drugs and alcohol.......Oh, and you have to do laundry, and iron my shirts. Just the shirts, fuck the pants.
Phillies Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 Ok waifu is coming along. :420: :brownbottle:
1938_Packard Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 Buy clothes that don't need to be ironed. Or, just avoid cramming the washer and dryer. Cramming always makes the wrinkles.
André Toulon Posted February 20, 2017 Author Posted February 20, 2017 Ok waifu is coming along. :420: :brownbottle: Can that bitch iron......Because if she can't iron I don't need her. Also she's going to have to learn how to like opiates and weed.....I don't allow coke..........Not after what happened last time.
André Toulon Posted February 20, 2017 Author Posted February 20, 2017 Buy clothes that don't need to be ironed. Or, just avoid cramming the washer and dryer. Cramming always makes the wrinkles. Lol, I dress like a grown man......You don't have to because you wallow in shit.
1938_Packard Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 What does a "grown man" wear these days? Whatever, you still iron because you don't know how to do laundry.
Phillies Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 Can that bitch iron......Because if she can't iron I don't need her. Also she's going to have to learn how to like opiates and weed.....I don't allow coke..........Not after what happened last time. She will keep the cocaine/Japanese business men orgies out of sight and only on the weekends.
1938_Packard Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 If by dressing like a "grown man", you mean wearing the same suit ten or fifteen times before sending it out for dry cleaning, you're one of the guys in the office who always comes in smelling like you've been sleeping in a dumpster.
1pooh4u Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 If by dressing like a "grown man", you mean wearing the same suit ten or fifteen times before sending it out for dry cleaning, you're one of the guys in the office who always comes in smelling like you've been sleeping in a dumpster. Buddy's gonna make you regret saying this in 5.....4.....3....2.... >
André Toulon Posted February 20, 2017 Author Posted February 20, 2017 If by dressing like a "grown man", you mean wearing the same suit ten or fifteen times before sending it out for dry cleaning, you're one of the guys in the office who always comes in smelling like you've been sleeping in a dumpster. You literally clean up after people all day, smoke stanking ass cigs, have a rotting mouth that needs, as you call them, dental prosthetics and you're an old cat man.......There is no way that on my worst day you smell better than me after you jump out the shower. And the fact that you think I wear a suit is tantamount to your minimal knowledge of wtf you're trying to assert here. Granted, my shoes probably cost more than your rent, but still.......You can't shame me for having aspirations higher than being an old fool that's been doing the same shit for 50 some odd years. We get it, no one runs a vacuum like you.......Way to shoot for the ground.
André Toulon Posted February 20, 2017 Author Posted February 20, 2017 Buddy's gonna make you regret saying this in 5.....4.....3....2.... > I think he still believes I'm Sawdamizer.....Or Crapshot.....Or Killjoy.......He really thinks it's only one person who believes he's one chromosome away from being Slingblade. No Pacman, you are an idiot and everyone thinks so.
1pooh4u Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 You literally clean up after people all day, smoke stanking ass cigs, have a rotting mouth that needs, as you call them, dental prosthetics and you're an old cat man.......There is no way that on my worst day you smell better than me after you jump out the shower. And the fact that you think I wear a suit is tantamount to your minimal knowledge of wtf you're trying to assert here. Granted, my shoes probably cost more than your rent, but still.......You can't shame me for having aspirations higher than being an old fool that's been doing the same shit for 50 some odd years. We get it, no one runs a vacuum like you.......Way to shoot for the ground. > plus he sleeps in an actual dumpster so.... >
Still Me Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 I don't wanna do it anymore........I'm going to relinquish all responsibility besides my house.....I'm taking applications for a roommate to pay utilities and for getting drunk and shenanigans. If you pay the water, lights and internet bill, I'll take care of all the drugs and alcohol.......Oh, and you have to do laundry, and iron my shirts. Just the shirts, fuck the pants. not fair I don't wanna do all that either
1pooh4u Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 I think he still believes I'm Sawdamizer.....Or Crapshot.....Or Killjoy.......He really thinks it's only one person who believes he's one chromosome away from being Slingblade. No Pacman, you are an idiot and everyone thinks so. We can put that shit to bed right now, I'm not you and I definitely think Kenworth has a propensity towards idioacy >
André Toulon Posted February 20, 2017 Author Posted February 20, 2017 not fair I don't wanna do all that either *crumples application* We'll be in touch.....May I validate your parking? But seriously, please tell me you don't let LB do laundry....I mean I don't know the dude that well, but I know how men wash clothes......We toss all that shit in one load....Fuck separating.
Derackthehunter Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 Kinda feels like you want a free ride and I'm not feeling that.
CutieQuesadilla Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 I can do that...if you eat the pussy right.
naraku360 Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 > plus he sleeps in an actual dumpster so.... > I hear he prefers the term "hovel".
1938_Packard Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 Let's see how far your "aspirations" take you in thirty years.
CutieQuesadilla Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 Let's see how far your "aspirations" take you in thirty years. don't you have a rat tail?
1938_Packard Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 So, what are you supposed to be? The Hair Police?
CutieQuesadilla Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 Like that's relevant... you have a rat tail, which makes anything you say invaild. I kinda wanna tie vienna sausages to it and put you in Vick's pit ring.
Derackthehunter Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 So, what are you supposed to be? The Hair Police? Me? No far from it. But but I don't have a rat tail so.....
André Toulon Posted February 20, 2017 Author Posted February 20, 2017 Kinda feels like you want a free ride and I'm not feeling that. I got the house alcohol and drugs......Utilities is a bargain
1pooh4u Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 I hear he prefers the term "hovel". Omg, the last time someone said "hovel" wacky and packy went on a, "hurr durr you guise don't know what words mean" rant You know what I mean, that symantics shit assholes like to play when they're in denial about 2 important things: 1. The meanings of words evolve over time and (this shoulda been #1) 2. They're fucking wrong > :420:
André Toulon Posted February 20, 2017 Author Posted February 20, 2017 Let's see how far your "aspirations" take you in thirty years. Won't land me in a janitorial position....I can guarantee that. Seriously.....You are like the worst life coach ever. "Hey kids, you too can be a bus riding virgin and live in crack alley if you just labor mindlessly for the duration or your adulthood" I like you.....You make me feel so much better about my life.
Derackthehunter Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 How much do you normally spend on that kind of stuff?
André Toulon Posted February 20, 2017 Author Posted February 20, 2017 Finis coronat opus. LOL, I guess you think you're special for posting this........Even in Latin you are still just cleaning up the puke of people more important than you.
1938_Packard Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 Cleaning puke is for somebody else to do. It's a seniority thing.
scoobdog Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 If by dressing like a "grown man", you mean wearing the same suit ten or fifteen times before sending it out for dry cleaning, you're one of the guys in the office who always comes in smelling like you've been sleeping in a dumpster. You know when someone else smells like a dumpster, yet you can't smell the odor of cigarette smoke on your own shit. Imagine that.
1938_Packard Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 The smoke smell in a hotel room is never noticed by the guests until they see a cigarette burn in the carpet.
scoobdog Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 Omg, the last time someone said "hovel" wacky and packy went on a, "hurr durr you guise don't know what words mean" rant You know what I mean, that symantics shit assholes like to play when they're in denial about 2 important things: 1. The meanings of words evolve over time and (this shoulda been #1) 2. They're fucking wrong > :420: Oh God. Who knew using one little word to describe the squalor he lives in would start such a ridiculous unhinged rant? And the best part is he was trying to tell an English graduate what fucking words meant.
StarPanda Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 I tried to skip being an adult it dint go so well
1938_Packard Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 The way English is taught in schools these days, I'm very surprised that anybody can communicate at all.
1938_Packard Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 There's going to be a stop to what I'm doing. And, it will be great finish.
scoobdog Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 The way English is taught in schools these days, I'm very surprised that anybody can communicate at all. Lol. Nice try, but no. You have no problem communicating with any of us, you just pick a fights you're never going to win.
1938_Packard Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 You're one of the guys who think that buying something on eBay means picking it out of the trash. So, yeah... there's going to be a communication problem.
scoobdog Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 You're one of the guys who think that buying something on eBay means picking it out of the trash. So, yeah... there's going to be a communication problem. LOL. ICWUTUDIDTHAR. So "eBay" is now code word for "lost luggage room".
1938_Packard Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 Actually, it's a reference to when I read the title and copyright information on a wall poster and purchased an identical poster on eBay to give away as a gift.
scoobdog Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 Oh, ok, I get you. Yeah, it's hard keeping up with the incredibly inane moments in your life.
Rumb0 Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 Roe, you're too old for that living situation. Don't tell me you're having a pre-emptive midlife crisis.
1938_Packard Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 That's because you very rarely pay attention to what's being said. You read that story and then kept insisting that poster was picked out of the trash.
André Toulon Posted February 20, 2017 Author Posted February 20, 2017 You can live in my closet if you handle the drugs & alcohol. I know it sounds like a closet, but the closet has no responsibilities. But I like it here
scoobdog Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 That's because you very rarely pay attention to what's being said. You read that story and then kept insisting that poster was picked out of the trash. Who are you confusing me with again?
FieryDoom Posted February 20, 2017 Posted February 20, 2017 I'm glad this dumpster fire is still burning hot.
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