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André Toulon

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I don't wanna do it anymore........I'm going to relinquish all responsibility besides my house.....I'm taking applications for a roommate to pay utilities and for getting drunk and shenanigans.

 

If you pay the water, lights and internet bill, I'll take care of all the drugs and alcohol.......Oh, and you have to do laundry, and iron my shirts.

 

Just the shirts, fuck the pants.

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Can that bitch iron......Because if she can't iron I don't need her.

 

Also she's going to have to learn how to like opiates and weed.....I don't allow coke..........Not after what happened last time.

 

She will keep the cocaine/Japanese business men orgies out of sight and only on the weekends.

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If by dressing like a "grown man", you mean wearing the same suit ten or fifteen times before sending it out for dry cleaning, you're one of the guys in the office who always comes in smelling like you've been sleeping in a dumpster.

Buddy's gonna make you regret saying this in 5.....4.....3....2.... >:D

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If by dressing like a "grown man", you mean wearing the same suit ten or fifteen times before sending it out for dry cleaning, you're one of the guys in the office who always comes in smelling like you've been sleeping in a dumpster.

 

You literally clean up after people all day, smoke stanking ass cigs, have a rotting mouth that needs, as you call them, dental prosthetics and you're an old cat man.......There is no way that on my worst day you smell better than me after you jump out the shower.  And the fact that you think I wear a suit is tantamount to your minimal knowledge of wtf you're trying to assert here.  Granted, my shoes probably cost more than your rent, but still.......You can't shame me for having aspirations higher than being an old fool that's been doing the same shit for 50 some odd years. 

 

We get it, no one runs a vacuum like you.......Way to shoot for the ground.

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Buddy's gonna make you regret saying this in 5.....4.....3....2.... >:D

 

I think he still believes I'm Sawdamizer.....Or Crapshot.....Or Killjoy.......He really thinks it's only one person who believes he's one chromosome away from being Slingblade.

 

No Pacman, you are an idiot and everyone thinks so.

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You literally clean up after people all day, smoke stanking ass cigs, have a rotting mouth that needs, as you call them, dental prosthetics and you're an old cat man.......There is no way that on my worst day you smell better than me after you jump out the shower.  And the fact that you think I wear a suit is tantamount to your minimal knowledge of wtf you're trying to assert here.  Granted, my shoes probably cost more than your rent, but still.......You can't shame me for having aspirations higher than being an old fool that's been doing the same shit for 50 some odd years. 

 

We get it, no one runs a vacuum like you.......Way to shoot for the ground.

>:D plus he sleeps in an actual dumpster so.... >:D

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I don't wanna do it anymore........I'm going to relinquish all responsibility besides my house.....I'm taking applications for a roommate to pay utilities and for getting drunk and shenanigans.

 

If you pay the water, lights and internet bill, I'll take care of all the drugs and alcohol.......Oh, and you have to do laundry, and iron my shirts.

 

Just the shirts, fuck the pants.

 

not fair I don't wanna do all that either

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I think he still believes I'm Sawdamizer.....Or Crapshot.....Or Killjoy.......He really thinks it's only one person who believes he's one chromosome away from being Slingblade.

 

No Pacman, you are an idiot and everyone thinks so.

We can put that shit to bed right now, I'm not you and I definitely think Kenworth has a propensity towards idioacy >:D

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not fair I don't wanna do all that either

 

*crumples application*  We'll be in touch.....May I validate your parking?

 

But seriously, please tell me you don't let LB do laundry....I mean I don't know the dude that well, but I know how men wash clothes......We toss all that shit in one load....Fuck separating.

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I hear he prefers the term "hovel".

Omg, the last time someone said "hovel" wacky and packy went on a, "hurr durr you guise don't know what words mean" rant

You know what I mean, that symantics shit assholes like to play when they're in denial about 2 important things:

 

1.  The meanings of words evolve over time

 

and (this shoulda been #1)

 

2.  They're fucking wrong

>:D :420:

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Let's see how far your "aspirations" take you in thirty years.

 

Won't land me in a janitorial position....I can guarantee that.

 

Seriously.....You are like the worst life coach ever.  "Hey kids, you too can be a bus riding virgin and live in crack alley if you just labor mindlessly for the duration or your adulthood"

 

I like you.....You make me feel so much better about my life.

 

 

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If by dressing like a "grown man", you mean wearing the same suit ten or fifteen times before sending it out for dry cleaning, you're one of the guys in the office who always comes in smelling like you've been sleeping in a dumpster.

 

You know when someone else smells like a dumpster, yet you can't smell the odor of cigarette smoke on your own shit.  Imagine that.

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Omg, the last time someone said "hovel" wacky and packy went on a, "hurr durr you guise don't know what words mean" rant

You know what I mean, that symantics shit assholes like to play when they're in denial about 2 important things:

 

1.  The meanings of words evolve over time

 

and (this shoulda been #1)

 

2.  They're fucking wrong

>:D :420:

 

Oh God.  Who knew using one little word to describe the squalor he lives in would start such a ridiculous unhinged rant?  And the best part is he was trying to tell an English graduate what fucking words meant.

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