Phillies Posted February 18, 2017 Posted February 18, 2017 Applicants step forward please. Come on now don't be shy. And no flying pigs. Real board members only.
mthor Posted February 18, 2017 Posted February 18, 2017 Applicants step forward please. Come on now don't be shy. And no flying pigs. Real board members only. You want Zeni to get lucky, you do it - shave your legs, dress up in one of Miku's outfits, paint your face, and go. You wear a blonde wig, he'll probably want to take you home to meet his mom.
Misaka Posted February 18, 2017 Posted February 18, 2017 You want Zeni to get lucky, you do it - shave your legs, dress up in one of Miku's outfits, paint your face, and go. You wear a blonde wig, he'll probably want to take you home to meet his mom. I'm trying to laugh But all I'm doing is holding back my vomit from the image
fuggnificent Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 Womens bodies arent objects for you to use to finally shut zeni up.
Phillies Posted February 19, 2017 Author Posted February 19, 2017 I'll volunteer for cash. Can someone please volunteer some cash? Cash for Zeni. And no monopoly money... or Canadian.
Phillies Posted February 19, 2017 Author Posted February 19, 2017 You want Zeni to get lucky, you do it - shave your legs, dress up in one of Miku's outfits, paint your face, and go. You wear a blonde wig, he'll probably want to take you home to meet his mom. Zeni doesn't like Miku.
Phillies Posted February 19, 2017 Author Posted February 19, 2017 Womens bodies arent objects for you to use to finally shut zeni up. If we don't some poor girl on cupid/craigslist is going to get beaten and her body discarded in a dumpster full of empty Milwaukee beer cans.
Phillies Posted February 19, 2017 Author Posted February 19, 2017 I'm volunteering Fuggs No srry fuggz is already taken. Also Zeni couldn't handel fuggz. The face sitting would probably kill him.
Misaka Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 I'm volunteering Fuggs Hell no Don't do that to fuggs she doesn't deserve that Last thing we need is zeni jr running around here
Misaka Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 No srry fuggz is already taken. Also Zeni couldn't handel fuggz. The face sitting would probably kill him. So are you saying fuggs is heavy? Careful how you respond to this
Kudasai Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 No srry fuggz is already taken. Also Zeni couldn't handel fuggz. The face sitting would probably kill him. Too late
Kudasai Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 Hell no Don't do that to fuggs she doesn't deserve that Last thing we need is zeni jr running around here Not my problem
Misaka Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 Not my problem It is when the little shit is humping your leg like a rat dog
little_girl_lost Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 we can hire any prostitute off the street for the job but zeni doesn't know what to do even with a woman who is willing
fuggnificent Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 Not my problem Yes it is cuz id sue each and every one of you for child support. Especially since zeni cant keep a job.
Kudasai Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 It is when the little shit is humping your leg like a rat dog I'll just simply neutralize it
Misaka Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 we can hire any prostitute off the street for the job but zeni doesn't know what to do even with a woman who is willing What about a tranny?
fuggnificent Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 I'll just simply neutralize it Like imma sit by quietly and let you neutralize my hypothetical child!
Phillies Posted February 19, 2017 Author Posted February 19, 2017 we can hire any prostitute off the street for the job but zeni doesn't know what to do even with a woman who is willing So far we can't hire a hooker because we have no money, and Zeni spent all his money on cheep beer and nintendo games. Maybe Zeni is gay? Did anyone ever think of that?
Phillies Posted February 19, 2017 Author Posted February 19, 2017 Fuggz you and me are gonna have little green-haired oreo babies running around.
Kudasai Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 So far we can't hire a hooker because we have no money, and Zeni spent all his money on cheep beer and nintendo games. Maybe Zeni is gay? Did anyone ever think of that? You know I've suspected that "Rebecca" has been Viperslayer all along
Kudasai Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 Fuggz you and me are gonna have little green-haired oreo babies running around. [/quote Excuse me while I vomit
fuggnificent Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 Fuggz you and me are gonna have little green-haired oreo babies running around. Im still not sure i want miku to contribute dna. Wont the babies be born addicted to cocaine?
Phillies Posted February 19, 2017 Author Posted February 19, 2017 I had never thought of this theory. Though it does make sense. I do recall seeing a picture posted one day of Zeni with a cock in his mouth. However I do believe it was photoshoped.
little_girl_lost Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 So far we can't hire a hooker because we have no money, and Zeni spent all his money on cheep beer and nintendo games. Maybe Zeni is gay? Did anyone ever think of that? can we start a kickstarter for it?
Phillies Posted February 19, 2017 Author Posted February 19, 2017 Im still not sure i want miku to contribute dna. Wont the babies be born addicted to cocaine? And klonopin too. :|
Phillies Posted February 19, 2017 Author Posted February 19, 2017 I am trying to fund raise money any way I can. Since I don't see any volunteers... Maybe we can have a member here do a stripp tease for internet ca$h ????
fuggnificent Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 And klonopin too. :| > I actually stopped taking kpins in the hopes that not taking them will make them work again in the future
fuggnificent Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 You didn't get any withdrawl?? Nope. See i think they giving me sugar pills but thats another story.
Phillies Posted February 19, 2017 Author Posted February 19, 2017 That so weird. I thought you were get dope sick. When did you stop taking them??
fuggnificent Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 That so weird. I thought you were get dope sick. When did you stop taking them?? Sometime last week.
scoobdog Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 Nope. See i think they giving me sugar pills but thats another story. That makes absolutely no sense.
StarPanda Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 Even if he manages to get laid, that might start a whole set of never ending threads so it's a loss loss for us
fuggnificent Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 I took 40 and nothing barely happened.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 I don't know, man. Zeni SAYS he wants a UEMB girlfriend, but I'm pretty sure there are no teenagers here left among us. Anyone of us who goes to him, he will see we are not 14 and he will refuse us.
Zenigundam Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 I felt that conversegirl and I were hitting if off before the gossip about me on the UEMB got to her head.
Houdini Splicer Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 I could go stop by a cemetery and do a little digging. No one specified the body had to be living,right?
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