Zenigundam Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 to be a homewrecker and get Alice from OkCupid to cheat on her husband? 💪🤵🚗 3
Zenigundam Posted July 17, 2019 Author Posted July 17, 2019 34 minutes ago, Cau said: Of course I do. 😼
Zenigundam Posted July 17, 2019 Author Posted July 17, 2019 31 minutes ago, Quackers said: Who is Alice She's like the Tom from MySpace on OkCupid, except she's a 35 year old married woman, but I see her logged in a lot.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 You're too late, I had sex with her already. And her husband.
Vela Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 1 hour ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: He shoulda known *smh*
Houdini Splicer Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 Go for it. Show her who's boss. If her husband says anything, you can step to him and crack your knuckles. That will show him ...that you're the biggest wuss there is, there was, and ever will be.
Sandstone Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 Oh yes you could definitely be the less prolific male version of Fuggs if you really give it your all... 😉 1
StarPanda Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 You the Male alpha lone wolf of the boards are questioning how studly you are. Pathetic if you are alpha supreme you dont ask these questions you just go in for the prize
GunStarHero Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 If my partner cheated on me with you, I'd be so relieved you woke me up and saved me from what was clearly a doomed marriage. 1
Bouvre Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 Alice is already cheating on her husband. The home is already wrecked. Your best chance is being a squatter in the small intact toolshed that smells of grass clippings and gasoline. 1
tsar4 Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 (edited) Alice Polka Sally called when she got the word She said: "I suppose you've heard - About Alice" Well I rushed to the window And I looked outside But I could hardly believe my eyes - As a big limousine rolled up Into Alice's drive... Oh, I don't know why she's leaving Or where she's gonna go I guess she's got her reasons But I just don't want to know 'Cos for twenty-four years I've been living next door to Alice {Alice? Who the hell is Alice?} Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Alice... {Alice? Who the hell is Alice?} Grew up together Two kids in the park Carved our initials Deep in the bark Me and Alice Now she walks through the door With her head held high Just for a moment, I caught her eye As a big limousine pulled slowly Out of Alice's drive Oh, I don't know why she's leaving Or where she's gonna go I guess she's got her reasons But I just don't want to know 'Cos for twenty-four years I've been living next door to Alice {Alice? Who the hell is Alice?} Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance Now I gotta get used to not living next door to Alice... {Alice? Who the hell is Alice?} Sally called back, asked how I felt She said: "I know how to help - Get over Alice" She said: "Now Alice is gone But I'm still here You know I've been waiting For twenty-four years..." And the big limousine disappeared... I don't know why she's leaving Or where she's gonna go I guess she's got her reasons But I just don't want to know 'Cos for twenty-four years I've been living next door to Alice {Alice? Who the hell is Alice?} Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance To tell her how I feel, and maybe get a second glance But I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice... {Alice? Who the hell is Alice?} Now I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice... Edited July 17, 2019 by tsar4
Rogue_Alphonse Posted July 18, 2019 Posted July 18, 2019 7 hours ago, tsar4 said: Alice Polka Sally called when she got the word She said: "I suppose you've heard - About Alice" Well I rushed to the window And I looked outside But I could hardly believe my eyes - As a big limousine rolled up Into Alice's drive... Oh, I don't know why she's leaving Or where she's gonna go I guess she's got her reasons But I just don't want to know 'Cos for twenty-four years I've been living next door to Alice {Alice? Who the hell is Alice?} Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Alice... {Alice? Who the hell is Alice?} Grew up together Two kids in the park Carved our initials Deep in the bark Me and Alice Now she walks through the door With her head held high Just for a moment, I caught her eye As a big limousine pulled slowly Out of Alice's drive Oh, I don't know why she's leaving Or where she's gonna go I guess she's got her reasons But I just don't want to know 'Cos for twenty-four years I've been living next door to Alice {Alice? Who the hell is Alice?} Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance Now I gotta get used to not living next door to Alice... {Alice? Who the hell is Alice?} Sally called back, asked how I felt She said: "I know how to help - Get over Alice" She said: "Now Alice is gone But I'm still here You know I've been waiting For twenty-four years..." And the big limousine disappeared... I don't know why she's leaving Or where she's gonna go I guess she's got her reasons But I just don't want to know 'Cos for twenty-four years I've been living next door to Alice {Alice? Who the hell is Alice?} Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance To tell her how I feel, and maybe get a second glance But I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice... {Alice? Who the hell is Alice?} Now I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted July 19, 2019 Posted July 19, 2019 12 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: She's my girl now... False accusations will get you banned.
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