Zenigundam Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 to be a homewrecker and get Alice from OkCupid to cheat on her husband? 💪🤵🚗 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 Of course I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 17, 2019 Author Share Posted July 17, 2019 34 minutes ago, Cau said: Of course I do. 😼 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 17, 2019 Author Share Posted July 17, 2019 31 minutes ago, Quackers said: Who is Alice She's like the Tom from MySpace on OkCupid, except she's a 35 year old married woman, but I see her logged in a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 You're too late, I had sex with her already. And her husband. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 1 hour ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: He shoulda known *smh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 Go for it. Show her who's boss. If her husband says anything, you can step to him and crack your knuckles. That will show him ...that you're the biggest wuss there is, there was, and ever will be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 Oh yes you could definitely be the less prolific male version of Fuggs if you really give it your all... 😉 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 You the Male alpha lone wolf of the boards are questioning how studly you are. Pathetic if you are alpha supreme you dont ask these questions you just go in for the prize Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 If my partner cheated on me with you, I'd be so relieved you woke me up and saved me from what was clearly a doomed marriage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 Alice is already cheating on her husband. The home is already wrecked. Your best chance is being a squatter in the small intact toolshed that smells of grass clippings and gasoline. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 (edited) Alice Polka Sally called when she got the word She said: "I suppose you've heard - About Alice" Well I rushed to the window And I looked outside But I could hardly believe my eyes - As a big limousine rolled up Into Alice's drive... Oh, I don't know why she's leaving Or where she's gonna go I guess she's got her reasons But I just don't want to know 'Cos for twenty-four years I've been living next door to Alice {Alice? Who the hell is Alice?} Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Alice... {Alice? Who the hell is Alice?} Grew up together Two kids in the park Carved our initials Deep in the bark Me and Alice Now she walks through the door With her head held high Just for a moment, I caught her eye As a big limousine pulled slowly Out of Alice's drive Oh, I don't know why she's leaving Or where she's gonna go I guess she's got her reasons But I just don't want to know 'Cos for twenty-four years I've been living next door to Alice {Alice? Who the hell is Alice?} Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance Now I gotta get used to not living next door to Alice... {Alice? Who the hell is Alice?} Sally called back, asked how I felt She said: "I know how to help - Get over Alice" She said: "Now Alice is gone But I'm still here You know I've been waiting For twenty-four years..." And the big limousine disappeared... I don't know why she's leaving Or where she's gonna go I guess she's got her reasons But I just don't want to know 'Cos for twenty-four years I've been living next door to Alice {Alice? Who the hell is Alice?} Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance To tell her how I feel, and maybe get a second glance But I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice... {Alice? Who the hell is Alice?} Now I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice... Edited July 17, 2019 by tsar4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 10 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 7 hours ago, tsar4 said: Alice Polka Sally called when she got the word She said: "I suppose you've heard - About Alice" Well I rushed to the window And I looked outside But I could hardly believe my eyes - As a big limousine rolled up Into Alice's drive... Oh, I don't know why she's leaving Or where she's gonna go I guess she's got her reasons But I just don't want to know 'Cos for twenty-four years I've been living next door to Alice {Alice? Who the hell is Alice?} Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Alice... {Alice? Who the hell is Alice?} Grew up together Two kids in the park Carved our initials Deep in the bark Me and Alice Now she walks through the door With her head held high Just for a moment, I caught her eye As a big limousine pulled slowly Out of Alice's drive Oh, I don't know why she's leaving Or where she's gonna go I guess she's got her reasons But I just don't want to know 'Cos for twenty-four years I've been living next door to Alice {Alice? Who the hell is Alice?} Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance Now I gotta get used to not living next door to Alice... {Alice? Who the hell is Alice?} Sally called back, asked how I felt She said: "I know how to help - Get over Alice" She said: "Now Alice is gone But I'm still here You know I've been waiting For twenty-four years..." And the big limousine disappeared... I don't know why she's leaving Or where she's gonna go I guess she's got her reasons But I just don't want to know 'Cos for twenty-four years I've been living next door to Alice {Alice? Who the hell is Alice?} Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance To tell her how I feel, and maybe get a second glance But I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice... {Alice? Who the hell is Alice?} Now I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 19, 2019 Author Share Posted July 19, 2019 She's my girl now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 I'll just post this once more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 12 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: She's my girl now... False accusations will get you banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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