🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 basically, im as hot as poof and we both dont work. we just travel the country seducing men, partying and getting by to the next day BY ANY MEANS POSSIBLE!!!
bnmjy Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 I have an idea of a short story involving you getting banned from a Mcdonalds, and you come up with a "clever" idea to bypass it. You have blankets wrapped around Madison and she's in the driver's seat. You see the road via facetime facing the windshield. The cashier at the window, however, recognizes your car and reluctantly takes the blanket your blanket up. You call her a cunt and pull a tampon out from your sweaty hooha and throw it at the the cashier. It lands in her mouth and she vomits all over the window. You kegelspasm and drive away, now in the driver's seat. You speed down the highway in a construction zone going 85. You decide to go to Chick Fil A and you see Zeni and Viper walk out, holding hands. As you enter, you say "the gays are disgusting." Every single person in the restaurant starts clapping. When it's your turn to order, the manager comps your meal for upholding Christian values. You feel proud, despite obviously having a bastard child. It's a good day to be fuggs. Free food and shit. And then you go home to find the police waiting for you. The cunt from Mcdonalds called the police on you. Fuck her. I'M MAAAAANNNNNIIIIIC. FIN 3
Vamped Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 (edited) I ... well .... this kinda sounds like a prostitution world tour .... Or Like ... a theiving murder spree where a bunch of white dudes turn up dead Edited June 28, 2019 by Vamped 2 2
Poof Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 Some girls do it. It usually starts when they get kicked out of somewhere then have no where to go. They don't have a permanent address and live in hotels and do backpage escorting. It's pretty dangerous bc they always end up being really reckless and stop vetting their clients. It is work. 1
1pooh4u Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 I'd prefer a story where you two get tore up and make your way to White Castle 😅 1
1pooh4u Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 or drunken shenanigans to the top of the Statue of Liberty
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 28, 2019 Author Posted June 28, 2019 12 minutes ago, Poof said: Some girls do it. It usually starts when they get kicked out of somewhere then have no where to go. They don't have a permanent address and live in hotels and do backpage escorting. It's pretty dangerous bc they always end up being really reckless and stop vetting their clients. It is work. i cant wait until i have time to write it.. gonna put soooo much sex in it ...yeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhh
discolé monade Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said: I'd prefer a story where you two get tore up and make your way to White Castle 😅 1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said: or the library 1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said: or drunken shenanigans to the top of the Statue of Liberty wtf mang? these are OUR shenanigans. walking the streets throwing poppers at randoms... and not white castle..but ben and jerry's. man....you cut me deep. 1
1pooh4u Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 1 hour ago, discolemonade said: wtf mang? these are OUR shenanigans. walking the streets throwing poppers at randoms... and not white castle..but ben and jerry's. man....you cut me deep. We’re doing shenanigans at comic con this year. 😆 1
midnight Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 19 minutes ago, ghostrek said: wow bad idea for story All of her ideas are bad.
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 29, 2019 Author Posted June 29, 2019 1 hour ago, ghostrek said: wow bad idea for story Why
ghostrek Posted June 29, 2019 Posted June 29, 2019 Just now, 🍬Candy🍬 said: Why i sexural Misadventures two women it be done
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 29, 2019 Author Posted June 29, 2019 23 minutes ago, ghostrek said: i sexural Misadventures two women it be done Fuck u halle berry and maggie gylenhaal is gonna play us in the movie bish
ghostrek Posted June 29, 2019 Posted June 29, 2019 7 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: Fuck u halle berry and maggie gylenhaal is gonna play us in the movie bish no coment 1
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