🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 he got nakie and showered and wanted me to join him but i just couldnt.. 1.. .i already showered before he got there and 2. he just looked so amazing, i couldnt stop staring at his dick and it made me all shy and blushy and coy.. ME.. of ALL people! WTF!! shy around dick?? i just cant get over it.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Sounds like a hell of a guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 21, 2019 Author Share Posted June 21, 2019 7 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Sounds like a hell of a guy hes pure shit but he got some bod omg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 1 minute ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: hes pure shit but he got some bod omg Don't go catching feelings 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 21, 2019 Author Share Posted June 21, 2019 he goes (as hes drying himself off) "See, a good woman would have dried her man off and suck his dick" i was speechless cuz the scene before me was so spectacular but i was thinking "that kind of treatment is reserved for guys who arent a piece of shit" LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 21, 2019 Author Share Posted June 21, 2019 Just now, That_One_Guy said: Don't go catching feelings never for this pathetic excuse of a "man" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 The last time I got some action .... I was impregnated 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Just now, 🍬Candy🍬 said: never for this pathetic excuse of a "man" Wait what makes him such a POS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 21, 2019 Author Share Posted June 21, 2019 Just now, That_One_Guy said: Wait what makes him such a POS? omg where do i start he has NO credit.. doesnt even know how to check his credit cant hold a steady job... loses any REAL job he gets by being a big ass baby (lilke refusing to take scheduled bathroom breaks and shit) walks off jobs over bullshit now he works construction jobs "with his friend" never gives me money.. if i borrow money he begs for it back and if i lend him money, he doesnt pay it back EVER he's a liar and a bad one at that makes up shit instead of being truthful even when i tell him i know hes lying doesnt pay his bills on time.. he phone was disconnected due to non payment last week. .this man is in his 30s now and not paying his bills.. when he has NO kids and NO steady GF he keeps fucking up his car doing teenage level shit with it... like blowing out the tires and shit doing wheelies or whatever always has weed on him.. always high as shit and doing all kinds of drugs but never has anything to give me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 He sounds like he's fucking 14 lmao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: omg where do i start he has NO credit.. doesnt even know how to check his credit cant hold a steady job... loses any REAL job he gets by being a big ass baby (lilke refusing to take scheduled bathroom breaks and shit) walks off jobs over bullshit now he works construction jobs "with his friend" never gives me money.. if i borrow money he begs for it back and if i lend him money, he doesnt pay it back EVER he's a liar and a bad one at that makes up shit instead of being truthful even when i tell him i know hes lying doesnt pay his bills on time.. he phone was disconnected due to non payment last week. .this man is in his 30s now and not paying his bills.. when he has NO kids and NO steady GF he keeps fucking up his car doing teenage level shit with it... like blowing out the tires and shit doing wheelies or whatever always has weed on him.. always high as shit and doing all kinds of drugs but never has anything to give me You always choose winners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 21, 2019 Author Share Posted June 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: He sounds like he's fucking 14 lmao! ikr!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 21, 2019 Author Share Posted June 21, 2019 Just now, Greeny said: You always choose winners. at first he didnt appear to be such an idiot but over time i have seen the light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 21, 2019 Author Share Posted June 21, 2019 17 minutes ago, Vamped said: The last time I got some action .... I was impregnated i love this post no this idiot is sterile.. THERE IS A GOD AFTER ALL lol! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 1 hour ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: omg where do i start he has NO credit.. doesnt even know how to check his credit cant hold a steady job... loses any REAL job he gets by being a big ass baby (lilke refusing to take scheduled bathroom breaks and shit) walks off jobs over bullshit now he works construction jobs "with his friend" never gives me money.. if i borrow money he begs for it back and if i lend him money, he doesnt pay it back EVER he's a liar and a bad one at that makes up shit instead of being truthful even when i tell him i know hes lying doesnt pay his bills on time.. he phone was disconnected due to non payment last week. .this man is in his 30s now and not paying his bills.. when he has NO kids and NO steady GF he keeps fucking up his car doing teenage level shit with it... like blowing out the tires and shit doing wheelies or whatever always has weed on him.. always high as shit and doing all kinds of drugs but never has anything to give me So.....basically he's a 14 for you...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 21, 2019 Author Share Posted June 21, 2019 14 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: So.....basically he's a 14 for you...... im trying to get him to grow up but its like.. i already have a child.. y'know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 YOU SHOULD BE SHY AROUND MY MOM NOT MY DICK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 21, 2019 Author Share Posted June 21, 2019 23 minutes ago, Phillies said: YOU SHOULD BE SHY AROUND MY MOM NOT MY DICK your dick would make me blush but not because its too big Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 I both weep and cringe for the day when Madison stumbles down the rabbit hole that is your internet footprint. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 21, 2019 Author Share Posted June 21, 2019 18 minutes ago, mthor said: I both weep and cringe for the day when Madison stumbles down the rabbit hole that is your internet footprint. my computer profiles are locked by way of password. she has her own seperate logins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Oh, you sweet summer child... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 1 hour ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: your dick would make me blush but not because its too big EXCUSE ME WHILE I CONDUCT AN ORCHESTRA IN THE HOO HA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 4 hours ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: im trying to get him to grow up but its like.. i already have a child.. y'know? Yeah.....so does your mom....yet she still lives at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 3 hours ago, mthor said: I both weep and cringe for the day when Madison stumbles down the rabbit hole that is your internet footprint. You think she hasn't seen all this already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 21 minutes ago, scoobdog said: You think she hasn't seen all this already? Please. Leave me in my insulated cocoon of optimism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 24 minutes ago, mthor said: Please. Leave me in my insulated cocoon of optimism. I'm pretty sure she doesn't take her mom's antics all that serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Sounds like a match made in government handouts heaven. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 r/FanFiction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: I'm pretty sure she doesn't take her mom's antics all that serious. I'm just afraid that she'll accept them as the norm. Edited June 21, 2019 by mthor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 22, 2019 Author Share Posted June 22, 2019 3 hours ago, midnight said: Sounds like a match made in government handouts heaven. Maybe hed get EBT if the idiot had a permanent address Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanatos Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 Don't worry he couldn't look at you eithier, or himself after. Shame like that takes awhile to fade 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 22, 2019 Author Share Posted June 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Xanatos said: Don't worry he couldn't look at you eithier, or himself after. Shame like that takes awhile to fade Aww does these made up scenarios make u feel better abt yo self? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanatos Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 2 hours ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: Aww does these made up scenarios make u feel better abt yo self? made up?...like your language skills? can you write in english? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 12 hours ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: Aww does these made up scenarios make u feel better abt yo self? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 English is not the first language for this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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