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1 minute ago, cyberbully said:

I really want to make a joke here, but instead I'll just ask who's the random Asian kid.

Lol future sister in laws boyfriend. He tries way too fucking hard and is 5'1" and she's 5'8"

He legit rocks a fanny pack

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but seriously...are you nervous?

don't forget to pee. 

breathe mint. 

and carry some tissue. because, tears, and it would be cool to be ready for  m'lady's makeup emergency, (tears)

or...you. i mean...you could easily just smudge your digits across your face. ...but, let's try to keep it dignified. 

 

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11 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

but seriously...are you nervous?

don't forget to pee. 

breathe mint. 

and carry some tissue. because, tears, and it would be cool to be ready for  m'lady's makeup emergency, (tears)

or...you. i mean...you could easily just smudge your digits across your face. ...but, let's try to keep it dignified. 

 

I'm not nervous at all... is that weird?

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4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

"Come on baby, hurry up and ravage me!"

"Hold on hun, I gotta take this pic so I can brag to my e-friends about how I'm gonna get some." 

:P

That's exactly how it went down.

But I sent it to her parents first.

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