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31 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

 

if i was a porn star and got paid for fucking i would work a lot on being flexible and having strong legs to bounce around on cocks good

Thats pretty much what I do

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15 minutes ago, Vamped said:

I ended my planet fitness membership because I was basically paying a fat tax. xD

 

I mostly work out at home

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13 minutes ago, Vamped said:

I ended my planet fitness membership because I was basically paying a fat tax. xD

 

haaa im debating on cancelling mine. with two jobs i dont have time and then my feet hurt too bad to want to get up and workout anyway

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2 hours ago, TrigunBebop said:

I'm in shape.

After all, big and round is a shape.

You're evolving into a balloon thats different

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55 minutes ago, Mix said:

Join the club.....we offer complementary family size bags of chips and all the pot you can smoke

People don't realize pot actually gives you super powers for working out. Especially if you eat it and don't burden the lungs

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3 hours ago, TrigunBebop said:

You say that as if I'm not already a balloon. D:

>.>

<.<

How do you type?

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1 hour ago, GuyBeardmane said:

I am solely replying to the thread title.

Gurl if you want me to ;)

Wait til I'm in shape

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5 minutes ago, Poof said:

How do you type?

A combination of a little weight at the end of my string and several fans working in unison. The fans blow me towards the key I need to hit, and the weight makes me sink until it hits the key. It's a very long, tedious arduous process.

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56 minutes ago, Juice McKenzie said:

what could be a better workout than fuckin?

it is really but i like to be dominated

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4 hours ago, Poof said:

People don't realize pot actually gives you super powers for working out. Especially if you eat it and don't burden the lungs

fuck outta here....

How?

How Sway?

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8 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

A combination of a little weight at the end of my string and several fans working in unison. The fans blow me towards the key I need to hit, and the weight makes me sink until it hits the key. It's a very long, tedious arduous process.

I wasn't expecting that

can I suck your balleenis?

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1 minute ago, Mix said:

fuck outta here....

How?

How Sway?

you have to break out of the mental box society wants to put your weed brain in. it's not just for giggles and cartoons. it makes my body feel amazing when I work out w/it. I can run further and do more. try reading some nonfiction books while you're at it

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14 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

Silly poof,

You don't suck a balleenis. You blow it. :ph34r:

You're right. It's so obvious now

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1 hour ago, Poof said:

you have to break out of the mental box society wants to put your weed brain in. it's not just for giggles and cartoons. it makes my body feel amazing when I work out w/it. I can run further and do more. try reading some nonfiction books while you're at it

I've read on weed....I have no problem believing you can do mental exercises on weed, just not physical.....now alcohol, different story

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Just now, Mix said:

I've read on weed....I have no problem believing you can do mental exercises on weed, just not physical.....now alcohol, different story

no way alcohol would make it harder and would hinder your progress even if you could do both daily

weed doesn't have to make you lazy. I think couch lock is a behavior ppl fall into bc it's an easy indulgence

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1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said:

I almost missed it myself.

Seems I'm slipping as of late.

you need more static charge to prevent slipping

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4 minutes ago, Juice McKenzie said:

fuck thats hot

it will be once I'm in shape then I will go film again

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4 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

Not too much, though.

Otherwise I'll pop. x.x

does that happen? static alone causing a rupture?

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29 minutes ago, Poof said:

no way alcohol would make it harder and would hinder your progress even if you could do both daily

weed doesn't have to make you lazy. I think couch lock is a behavior ppl fall into bc it's an easy indulgence

I did say you could do it regularly, but given the choice between the two before a workout, I'm going with alcohol

I didn't say anything about laziness

hold up....what exactly are you doing on weed....like yoga or something

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22 minutes ago, Juice McKenzie said:

id like to dom you

I knew you liked me. I pay attention. i never knew what you liked tho 9_9

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15 minutes ago, Mix said:

I did say you could do it regularly, but given the choice between the two before a workout, I'm going with alcohol

I didn't say anything about laziness

hold up....what exactly are you doing on weed....like yoga or something

alcohol is going to dehydrate you and like all your organs are going to be less functional. I have worked out while drunk, and I know alcoholics who do it but still weed feels good and doesn't hurt you

I've changed my routines over the years but I do/have done running, treadmill/elliptical, calistenics, plyometrics, and squats/bridges/hip thrusts with free weights all high af. Tbh in the past I didn't do enough yoga/flexibility exercises haha. I like stuff that you can push yourself with and sweat a lot

 

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7 minutes ago, Poof said:

does that happen? static alone causing a rupture?

Yep. Static electricity can definitely cause a balloon to pop.

In fact, if you're ever seen balloons (that weren't overinflated) just randomly explode out of nowhere, the culprit was most likely random static. Static is a big enough problem for balloons that most party decorators, balloon artists, and florists tend to have static guard spray on hand.

I've also had my fair share of personal experience with static destroying balloons. As a looner, I learned pretty quickly that whenever I vacuumed my room, I needed to put all my balloons away (preferably somewhere elevated) and keep them off the floor for at least a few hours afterwards. Any time I got the balloons back out too soon, there would be at least a few spontaneous KABOOMS (sometimes many). I also learned that during the Winter I had to be significantly more careful with my balloons in order to avoid popping them. The combo of carpeting and dry air (from having the heat on) made static buildup a huge problem and often resulted in lots of unwanted pops if I wasn't careful.

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16 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

Yep. Static electricity can definitely cause a balloon to pop.

In fact, if you're ever seen balloons (that weren't overinflated) just randomly explode out of nowhere, the culprit was most likely random static. Static is a big enough problem for balloons that most party decorators, balloon artists, and florists tend to have static guard spray on hand.

I've also had my fair share of personal experience with static destroying balloons. As a looner, I learned pretty quickly that whenever I vacuumed my room, I needed to put all my balloons away (preferably somewhere elevated) and keep them off the floor for at least a few hours afterwards. Any time I got the balloons back out too soon, there would be at least a few spontaneous KABOOMS (sometimes many). I also learned that during the Winter I had to be significantly more careful with my balloons in order to avoid popping them. The combo of carpeting and dry air (from having the heat on) made static buildup a huge problem and often resulted in lots of unwanted pops if I wasn't careful.

I learn so much from you. Thanks for always taking the time to inform me

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36 minutes ago, Poof said:

alcohol is going to dehydrate you and like all your organs are going to be less functional. I have worked out while drunk, and I know alcoholics who do it but still weed feels good and doesn't hurt you

I've changed my routines over the years but I do/have done running, treadmill/elliptical, calistenics, plyometrics, and squats/bridges/hip thrusts with free weights all high af. Tbh in the past I didn't do enough yoga/flexibility exercises haha. I like stuff that you can push yourself with and sweat a lot

 

Yes, alcohol can dehydrate you, but post drunk not during....besides tons of people go through workouts sober and still dehydrated....

I think you're arguing against the lazy stoner stereotype, which I wasn't pushing....I'm a lifetime stoner and all around functional druggy, I know people can do shit while high......but the limits of physical exertion put on you when you're high on weed is stark....I wasn't talking getting high and doing some curls, I meant a real balls to the wall workout and I don't see a high person making it through

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