Poof Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Working out is a pornstar's day job which i have not been going to for quite some time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 if i was a porn star and got paid for fucking i would work a lot on being flexible and having strong legs to bounce around on cocks good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Can I rest my head on your flabby tum tum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 I ended my planet fitness membership because I was basically paying a fat tax. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 31, 2019 Author Share Posted May 31, 2019 31 minutes ago, fuggstop said: if i was a porn star and got paid for fucking i would work a lot on being flexible and having strong legs to bounce around on cocks good Thats pretty much what I do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 31, 2019 Author Share Posted May 31, 2019 19 minutes ago, Cau said: Can I rest my head on your flabby tum tum? Youre into some freaky shit cau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 31, 2019 Author Share Posted May 31, 2019 10 minutes ago, Cancer said: Our story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 31, 2019 Author Share Posted May 31, 2019 15 minutes ago, Vamped said: I ended my planet fitness membership because I was basically paying a fat tax. I mostly work out at home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 I'm in shape. After all, big and round is a shape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 13 minutes ago, Vamped said: I ended my planet fitness membership because I was basically paying a fat tax. haaa im debating on cancelling mine. with two jobs i dont have time and then my feet hurt too bad to want to get up and workout anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Join the club.....we offer complementary family size bags of chips and all the pot you can smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 31, 2019 Author Share Posted May 31, 2019 2 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: I'm in shape. After all, big and round is a shape. You're evolving into a balloon thats different Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 31, 2019 Author Share Posted May 31, 2019 55 minutes ago, Mix said: Join the club.....we offer complementary family size bags of chips and all the pot you can smoke People don't realize pot actually gives you super powers for working out. Especially if you eat it and don't burden the lungs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 9 minutes ago, Poof said: You're evolving into a balloon thats different You say that as if I'm not already a balloon. D: >.> <.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 3 hours ago, Poof said: Youre into some freaky shit cau Wow, rude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 I am solely replying to the thread title. Gurl if you want me to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 bring out your alligator dildo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 what could be a better workout than fuckin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 3 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: You say that as if I'm not already a balloon. D: >.> <.< How do you type? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 3 hours ago, Cau said: Wow, rude. Respect my limits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 1 hour ago, GuyBeardmane said: I am solely replying to the thread title. Gurl if you want me to Wait til I'm in shape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: Wait til I'm in shape y tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Poof said: How do you type? A combination of a little weight at the end of my string and several fans working in unison. The fans blow me towards the key I need to hit, and the weight makes me sink until it hits the key. It's a very long, tedious arduous process. Edited June 1, 2019 by TrigunBebop 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Phillies said: bring out your alligator dildo I love etsy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 56 minutes ago, Juice McKenzie said: what could be a better workout than fuckin? it is really but i like to be dominated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 9 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: y tho it'll be better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 4 hours ago, Poof said: People don't realize pot actually gives you super powers for working out. Especially if you eat it and don't burden the lungs fuck outta here.... How? How Sway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 8 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: A combination of a little weight at the end of my string and several fans working in unison. The fans blow me towards the key I need to hit, and the weight makes me sink until it hits the key. It's a very long, tedious arduous process. I wasn't expecting that can I suck your balleenis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: it'll be better Need a control sample to compare to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Mix said: fuck outta here.... How? How Sway? you have to break out of the mental box society wants to put your weed brain in. it's not just for giggles and cartoons. it makes my body feel amazing when I work out w/it. I can run further and do more. try reading some nonfiction books while you're at it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 8 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: Need a control sample to compare to. naw naw naw naw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 10 minutes ago, Poof said: I wasn't expecting that can I suck your balleenis? Silly poof, You don't suck a balleenis. You blow it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 14 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Silly poof, You don't suck a balleenis. You blow it. You're right. It's so obvious now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Poof said: you have to break out of the mental box society wants to put your weed brain in. it's not just for giggles and cartoons. it makes my body feel amazing when I work out w/it. I can run further and do more. try reading some nonfiction books while you're at it I've read on weed....I have no problem believing you can do mental exercises on weed, just not physical.....now alcohol, different story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 Just now, Mix said: I've read on weed....I have no problem believing you can do mental exercises on weed, just not physical.....now alcohol, different story no way alcohol would make it harder and would hinder your progress even if you could do both daily weed doesn't have to make you lazy. I think couch lock is a behavior ppl fall into bc it's an easy indulgence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 59 minutes ago, Poof said: You're right. It's so obvious now I almost missed it myself. Seems I'm slipping as of late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: I almost missed it myself. Seems I'm slipping as of late. you need more static charge to prevent slipping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Poof said: it is really but i like to be dominated fuck thats hot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: you need more static charge to prevent slipping Not too much, though. Otherwise I'll pop. x.x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, Juice McKenzie said: fuck thats hot it will be once I'm in shape then I will go film again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Not too much, though. Otherwise I'll pop. x.x does that happen? static alone causing a rupture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 7 minutes ago, Poof said: it will be once I'm in shape then I will go film again id like to dom you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 (edited) 29 minutes ago, Poof said: no way alcohol would make it harder and would hinder your progress even if you could do both daily weed doesn't have to make you lazy. I think couch lock is a behavior ppl fall into bc it's an easy indulgence I did say you could do it regularly, but given the choice between the two before a workout, I'm going with alcohol I didn't say anything about laziness hold up....what exactly are you doing on weed....like yoga or something Edited June 1, 2019 by Mix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 22 minutes ago, Juice McKenzie said: id like to dom you I knew you liked me. I pay attention. i never knew what you liked tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 15 minutes ago, Mix said: I did say you could do it regularly, but given the choice between the two before a workout, I'm going with alcohol I didn't say anything about laziness hold up....what exactly are you doing on weed....like yoga or something alcohol is going to dehydrate you and like all your organs are going to be less functional. I have worked out while drunk, and I know alcoholics who do it but still weed feels good and doesn't hurt you I've changed my routines over the years but I do/have done running, treadmill/elliptical, calistenics, plyometrics, and squats/bridges/hip thrusts with free weights all high af. Tbh in the past I didn't do enough yoga/flexibility exercises haha. I like stuff that you can push yourself with and sweat a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 7 minutes ago, Poof said: does that happen? static alone causing a rupture? Yep. Static electricity can definitely cause a balloon to pop. In fact, if you're ever seen balloons (that weren't overinflated) just randomly explode out of nowhere, the culprit was most likely random static. Static is a big enough problem for balloons that most party decorators, balloon artists, and florists tend to have static guard spray on hand. I've also had my fair share of personal experience with static destroying balloons. As a looner, I learned pretty quickly that whenever I vacuumed my room, I needed to put all my balloons away (preferably somewhere elevated) and keep them off the floor for at least a few hours afterwards. Any time I got the balloons back out too soon, there would be at least a few spontaneous KABOOMS (sometimes many). I also learned that during the Winter I had to be significantly more careful with my balloons in order to avoid popping them. The combo of carpeting and dry air (from having the heat on) made static buildup a huge problem and often resulted in lots of unwanted pops if I wasn't careful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 16 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Yep. Static electricity can definitely cause a balloon to pop. In fact, if you're ever seen balloons (that weren't overinflated) just randomly explode out of nowhere, the culprit was most likely random static. Static is a big enough problem for balloons that most party decorators, balloon artists, and florists tend to have static guard spray on hand. I've also had my fair share of personal experience with static destroying balloons. As a looner, I learned pretty quickly that whenever I vacuumed my room, I needed to put all my balloons away (preferably somewhere elevated) and keep them off the floor for at least a few hours afterwards. Any time I got the balloons back out too soon, there would be at least a few spontaneous KABOOMS (sometimes many). I also learned that during the Winter I had to be significantly more careful with my balloons in order to avoid popping them. The combo of carpeting and dry air (from having the heat on) made static buildup a huge problem and often resulted in lots of unwanted pops if I wasn't careful. I learn so much from you. Thanks for always taking the time to inform me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 (edited) 36 minutes ago, Poof said: alcohol is going to dehydrate you and like all your organs are going to be less functional. I have worked out while drunk, and I know alcoholics who do it but still weed feels good and doesn't hurt you I've changed my routines over the years but I do/have done running, treadmill/elliptical, calistenics, plyometrics, and squats/bridges/hip thrusts with free weights all high af. Tbh in the past I didn't do enough yoga/flexibility exercises haha. I like stuff that you can push yourself with and sweat a lot Yes, alcohol can dehydrate you, but post drunk not during....besides tons of people go through workouts sober and still dehydrated.... I think you're arguing against the lazy stoner stereotype, which I wasn't pushing....I'm a lifetime stoner and all around functional druggy, I know people can do shit while high......but the limits of physical exertion put on you when you're high on weed is stark....I wasn't talking getting high and doing some curls, I meant a real balls to the wall workout and I don't see a high person making it through Edited June 1, 2019 by Mix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Juice McKenzie said: id like to dom you Can... can I watch? I mean what? <.<;; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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