Ginguy Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 Simple enough, first to answer correctly the posts the next one. Keep them fun please. I have an eye but I am blind. I'm cold and hard and never kind. Despite all this you should see, there is always a point to me. What am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, Ginguy said: Simple enough, first to answer correctly the posts the next one. Keep them fun please. I have an eye but I am blind. I'm cold and hard and never kind. Despite all this you should see, there is always a point to me. What am I? I know the answer, but I don't have a riddle of any merit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 8 minutes ago, Ginguy said: Simple enough, first to answer correctly the posts the next one. Keep them fun please. I have an eye but I am blind. I'm cold and hard and never kind. Despite all this you should see, there is always a point to me. What am I? A needle. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 In a Dictionary What runs around a city but never moves? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 A road? *holds next riddle until confirmation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: A road? *holds next riddle until confirmation Nope Answer; Spoiler A wall Edited May 20, 2019 by helpme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 (edited) Damn, that was my second guess. Well I'mma just post my riddle- A metal much more black than red Heavier than man's golden greed It's what you do to stay ahead On race with foot or steed Edited May 20, 2019 by SwimModSponges Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 I remember hearing this one a few years ago Its lead 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 Ok When is a door not a door? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 (edited) 10 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Wrong answer want to try again? Ok I'm getting sleepy so here's the answer Spoiler when its "ajar"W Edited May 20, 2019 by helpme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Figured we needed an original riddle, so I came up with this one during lunch: Absent within Silent inside In freedom I scream In aeons I hide What am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 All right, ill make it easier. First in ending Last in strife I surround an empire I terminate life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted May 28, 2019 Author Share Posted May 28, 2019 E I touch the ground while I touch the sky, if I touch you, you'll surely die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 20 minutes ago, Ginguy said: E I touch the ground while I touch the sky, if I touch you, you'll surely die. Nazi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 24 minutes ago, Ginguy said: E I touch the ground while I touch the sky, if I touch you, you'll surely die. the sun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 (edited) I'm going to guess nazi as well. Edited May 28, 2019 by SwimModSponges 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 What comes in groups and rhymes with apes? Spoiler gang rape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 5 minutes ago, Quackers said: Why did my dad leave For cigarettes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 For real though- shorty: I am what you need to see And I am carried easily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 -waits for packard to make gas chamber riddle- -will also be satisfied with toaster oven riddle- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 53 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: For real though- shorty: I am what you need to see And I am carried easily Glasses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Nope Spoiler light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 It's what you've done when you have delved It's where you've placed the you you've selved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 (edited) What's black and white and red all over? ginguy having sex with fuggs during her period Edited May 29, 2019 by bnmjy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 1 hour ago, bnmjy said: What's black and white and red all over? Hide contents ginguy having sex with fuggs during her period Oh sure, answer your own riddle and don't let me make a police brutality quip. Punk . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 *waits patiently for someone to take a crack at mine* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted May 30, 2019 Author Share Posted May 30, 2019 2 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: It's what you've done when you have delved It's where you've placed the you you've selved. Diagnosis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 Spoiler Min(e)d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 11 hours ago, Ginguy said: Diagnosis? BAD BABY SITTING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 Its a break within debate And a holding place for plates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 2 more along the same theme (different answers for each though): I'm the one who runs this place And people sit upon my face -and- I'm the second choice suggested The one whose numbers can't be bested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 SOMEONE HELP ME I CAN'T FUCKING STOP THINKING IN RIDDLES ITS DRIVING ME INSANE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 I'll give you a hint, I was in the kitchen when I thought of those up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 13 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: I'm the second choice suggested The one whose numbers can't be bested Microwave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Microwave? Spoiler counter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 1 minute ago, SwimModSponges said: Hide contents counter You're going to have to explain this to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Spoiler I'm the second choice suggested- Say we're going out to eat. You suggest burger king, I counter with McDonalds. Have me a big-mac attack. The one who's numbers can't be bested- someone who is good with numbers counts things. They are a counter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 2 more still on the board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 22 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: 2 more along the same theme (different answers for each though): I'm the one who runs this place And people sit upon my face - Chair 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 On 5/30/2019 at 8:40 AM, SwimModSponges said: Its a break within debate And a holding place for plates Last one standing. Is that a clue? No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 51 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Last one standing. Is that a clue? No. Table 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Yaaaaaaay! Your turn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 I sometimes cause pain when I go in. I’ll fill your holes if you ask me to. I ask you to spit not swallow. What am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Dentist 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 An object without size or mass A place from return you may have past Its the objective to what you say And how you're guided on your way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Compass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 afraid not Spoiler point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 I am the bell cry with which metal sings To a close ally a most precious thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 I need an answer this is killing me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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