Skiles Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 But every time I do, I remember that they're fucking hilarious. Horses are the silliest animal. Everyone talks about "Oh, they're so beautiful and majestic!" Fuck that, dude. Horses are funny as fuck. 1
André Toulon Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 I want in on this, but for the life of me I can't think of a single funny thing a horse has ever done.....Alpacas, now those are funny.
Skiles Posted May 16, 2019 Author Posted May 16, 2019 (edited) 41 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said: I want in on this, but for the life of me I can't think of a single funny thing a horse has ever done.....Alpacas, now those are funny. It's hard to explain my thinking on this, but I'll try. Here's some of the things I find funny about them. They have thick, often muscly torsos, and really skinny legs. The way they trot is really silly to me. I like that they all have mullets. They spit at people. Males have huge dicks, and sometimes they get boners for the whole dang world to see. Miniature horses = INSTANT comedy. When they're born, they just plop out and start walking around like "OH FUCK I GUESS I'M OUT HERE NOW HOLY SHIT." Edited May 16, 2019 by Skiles 1 1
André Toulon Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 10 minutes ago, Skiles said: It's hard to explain my thinking on this, but I'll try. Here's some of the things I find funny about them. They have thick, often muscly torsos, and really skinny legs. The way they trot is really silly to me. I like that they all have mullets. They spit at people. Males have huge dicks, and sometimes they get boners for the whole dang world to see. Miniature horses = INSTANT comedy. When they're born, they just plop out and start walking around like "OH FUCK I GUESS I'M OUT HERE NOW HOLY SHIT." Those are some pretty funny reasons... 1
TrigunBebop Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 You think horses are funny? To that, I say neigh. 1 1 1
Vamped Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 I think about them every time people talk about not being able to eat cute protein. I have no qualms about eating a horse
André Toulon Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 3 hours ago, Vamped said: I think about them every time people talk about not being able to eat cute protein. I have no qualms about eating a horse WTF is cute protein....Pretty sure all the animals I eat ar ugly. Cows, ugly Chickens, ugly Turkeys, dear go I hope to never see another live one. Piglets are kinda cute, but you don't eat piglets... Fish are unanimously the most uncute thing on earth..... What are they eating.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Sho Minamimoto said: WTF is cute protein....Pretty sure all the animals I eat ar ugly. Cows, ugly Chickens, ugly Turkeys, dear go I hope to never see another live one. Piglets are kinda cute, but you don't eat piglets... Fish are unanimously the most uncute thing on earth..... What are they eating. Veal? Lamb chops? Venison?
André Toulon Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Veal? Lamb chops? Venison? You think deer are cute....I mean, I guess but I find horses cuter
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 Just now, Sho Minamimoto said: You think deer are cute....I mean, I guess but I find horses cuter I don't know if I find deer cute, but I'm sure many people do. When inexperienced people see deer in the wild they often try to go pet them.
Vamped Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 12 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said: WTF is cute protein....Pretty sure all the animals I eat ar ugly. Cows, ugly Chickens, ugly Turkeys, dear go I hope to never see another live one. Piglets are kinda cute, but you don't eat piglets... Fish are unanimously the most uncute thing on earth..... What are they eating. cats and dogs animals people keep as pets
André Toulon Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, Vamped said: cats and dogs animals people keep as pets But do they eat them....I mean Asian stereotypes aside.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 Just now, Sho Minamimoto said: But do they eat them....I mean Asian stereotypes aside. I think what she's referring to is the "You wouldn't eat cats and dogs, what makes cows, chickens, and pigs any different?" argument.
Vamped Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said: But do they eat them....I mean Asian stereotypes aside. They dont eat them because they're cute or too close to pets. I would probably eat them all so .... Edited May 16, 2019 by Vamped 1
Vamped Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I think what she's referring to is the "You wouldn't eat cats and dogs, what makes cows, chickens, and pigs any different?" argument. Well I was saying .... I would eat a horse Edited May 16, 2019 by Vamped
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Vamped said: Well I was saying .... I would eat a horse "I'm so hungry, I'd eat a horse! ...In fact, I'd eat horse if I was only a little hungry, too." 1
André Toulon Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, Vamped said: They dont eat them because they're cute or too close to pets. I would probably eat them all so .... Man, that's fucked up they added the duck to help the argument....I'd wager the average human has eaten more horse or cat than duck in their lifetime.
Poof Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Sho Minamimoto said: Man, that's fucked up they added the duck to help the argument....I'd wager the average human has eaten more horse or cat than duck in their lifetime. Duck is exquisite. I am above average human.
bnmjy Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 The funniest thing about horses is that when they break their legs, they're truly fucked. They get sent to the glue factory.
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