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I hardly ever really think about horses.


Skiles

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But every time I do, I remember that they're fucking hilarious.

Horses are the silliest animal. Everyone talks about "Oh, they're so beautiful and majestic!"

Fuck that, dude. Horses are funny as fuck.

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41 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

I want in on this, but for the life of me I can't think of a single funny thing a horse has ever done.....Alpacas, now those are funny.

It's hard to explain my thinking on this, but I'll try. Here's some of the things I find funny about them.

  • They have thick, often muscly torsos, and really skinny legs.
  • The way they trot is really silly to me. 
  • I like that they all have mullets.
  • They spit at people.
  • Males have huge dicks, and sometimes they get boners for the whole dang world to see.
  • Miniature horses = INSTANT comedy.
  • When they're born, they just plop out and start walking around like "OH FUCK I GUESS I'M OUT HERE NOW HOLY SHIT."
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10 minutes ago, Skiles said:

It's hard to explain my thinking on this, but I'll try. Here's some of the things I find funny about them.

  • They have thick, often muscly torsos, and really skinny legs.
  • The way they trot is really silly to me. 
  • I like that they all have mullets.
  • They spit at people.
  • Males have huge dicks, and sometimes they get boners for the whole dang world to see.
  • Miniature horses = INSTANT comedy.
  • When they're born, they just plop out and start walking around like "OH FUCK I GUESS I'M OUT HERE NOW HOLY SHIT."

Those are some pretty funny reasons...

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3 hours ago, Vamped said:

I think about them every time people talk about not being able to eat cute protein. I have no qualms about eating a horse

WTF is cute protein....Pretty sure all the animals I eat ar ugly.

Cows, ugly

Chickens, ugly

Turkeys, dear go I hope to never see another live one.

Piglets are kinda cute, but you don't eat piglets...

Fish are unanimously the most uncute thing on earth.....

What are they eating.

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1 minute ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

WTF is cute protein....Pretty sure all the animals I eat ar ugly.

Cows, ugly

Chickens, ugly

Turkeys, dear go I hope to never see another live one.

Piglets are kinda cute, but you don't eat piglets...

Fish are unanimously the most uncute thing on earth.....

What are they eating.

Veal? Lamb chops? Venison?

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12 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

WTF is cute protein....Pretty sure all the animals I eat ar ugly.

Cows, ugly

Chickens, ugly

Turkeys, dear go I hope to never see another live one.

Piglets are kinda cute, but you don't eat piglets...

Fish are unanimously the most uncute thing on earth.....

What are they eating.

cats and dogs

animals people keep as pets 

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5 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

But do they eat them....I mean Asian stereotypes aside.

They dont eat them because they're cute or too close to pets. 

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I would probably eat them all  so .... 

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2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I think what she's referring to is the "You wouldn't eat cats and dogs, what makes cows, chickens, and pigs any different?" argument.

Well I was saying .... I would eat a horse xD

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4 minutes ago, Vamped said:

They dont eat them because they're cute or too close to pets. 

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I would probably eat them all  so .... 

Man, that's fucked up they added the duck to help the argument....I'd wager the average human has eaten more horse or cat than duck in their lifetime.

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1 hour ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

Man, that's fucked up they added the duck to help the argument....I'd wager the average human has eaten more horse or cat than duck in their lifetime.

Duck is exquisite. I am above average human.

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