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My mom and Madison are finally going out of town for what seems like the 1st time in years right?

Now my period has been weird this past year and i thought i figured it out. It comes every OTHER month, right?

Well get this shit, the DAY they are going out of town and my ass has already made a Dick Date MY FUCKING PERIOD STARTS A MONTH EARLY!!!

I had a period LAST month so i wasnt suppose to again til MAY

 But no...now my shit wants to work normally again now that i got the house to myself

I dont care

 I dont fucking care

Im getting fucked..pussy ate and everything FUCK THIIISSSS

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This lady in a movie poured coke (coca-cola, not cocaine) on her cooter to stall her period while she worked. Granted, I dunno if it actually works and also I should probably mention, it was a movie about prostitutes so .... do with that what you will xD  

 

 

 

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Wear a cosmetic sponge up your hooha, they'll never know they're fuckin you on your period

Poof's right though, you could get TSS but I dunno if the risk is any more than with a tampon, shitty thing is, there's no string so don't let it get lost up there.  I had to pull a sponge out of someone once, it wasn't really fun at all

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29 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Wear a cosmetic sponge up your hooha, they'll never know they're fuckin you on your period

Poof's right though, you could get TSS but I dunno if the risk is any more than with a tampon, shitty thing is, there's no string so don't let it get lost up there.  I had to pull a sponge out of someone once, it wasn't really fun at all

This is true. I was working w/a girl who had a sponge in and i had no idea til our director asked her how the sponge was doing

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